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Reel Big Phish

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hi i'm sierra. i was on a podcast about king arthur sucking your dick once

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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 5h
buccar leaving after cai chokes like fuck it man lets give this another shot
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
honestly its been like, a decade+ since i read the 4e book but that sounds right to me. 4e going "heres the thing you described and obviously thats good" sounds completely par for the coyrse for it too lmao
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah the concept of 'adventurer' demands such a specific shape of the world. whys it worth employing them? people can be stupid but they dont usually do things arbitrarily against their own obvious self-interest. so why do it? and we HAVE an answer- the reasons people have already done so.
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
all stories are either gilgamesh or romance of the three kingdoms. If theres one or two main freaks its gilgamesh. if theres a lot of freaks its romance of the three kingdoms
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i know most people are not interested in 'dnd campaign inspired in part by vile genocidal legislation' but i would fucking kill to run anything where i can sneer the word adventurer with every bit of disdain and disgust it deserves
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why are people capable of deploying such large scale violence allowed to remain mercenary? either the state is so diffuse or unformed as to be unable to enforce a monopoly of violence, or it serves the needs. where do 'quests' come from. why are mercenaries useful? are they all privateers?
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
an idea i keep turning over in my head is a campaign that reframes 'adventurer' along the lines of the adventurers act of 1640. learning about it made it so the word adventurer always feels a little foul to me. theres meat there that is messy and interesting
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We can do love and blood without the rhetoric, and we can do rhetoric and blood without the love, and we can do all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the terrifying secret is that the answer is any of them. It could have stopped at any point if anyone was willing to stop it. Blood mattered more. Its so fucking good
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this sounds sarcastic but no i gebuinely love the like, horrifying tragedy building and building momentum until theres no stopping it. when does it hit the point of no return. Paris? Tybalt? Mercutio?
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i used to be rly down on romeo and juliet but god the older i get the more i think that it might be fucking goated. the balcony scene kicks ass. i love the part where everyone dies in a completely preventable and pointless combination of self-inflicted own goals and getting so mad at a guy you die
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
beastie boys voice
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah the instant i found out i was like 'oh i was gonna redo leda part 1 anyways since my first one was ass, time to buy 50 white magic books and feed them all to Mu as she levels in pugilist'
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
white magic mu is FUCKED up, she learns warp
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
im so glad to see support for leda olympia. it deserves it
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i always assumed it was because both things move at roughly the same speed
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i normally am mid on Secret Sci Fi in fantasy but i am like actually very charmed by it in Fortune's Weave. i think partly because theres just no real attempt to reconcile the two, its just yeah man sometimes people have A Fucking Gun and this too is magic
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dude it is so funny to live in a world where dragons dogma 2 will apparently run better on my switch 2 than my pc lol
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
secret ending locked behind frame perfect deathbomb on final boss
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Voxandra @voxandra.gay · 06/10/2026
Feelin' like a stranger in paradise the way I'm Jack'n off
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every person who tries to avoid spoilers in a review is so much more powerful than me. i cant do it dude i am dropping "this will contain spoilers so i can talk about the film" frame 1. youtube has no spoiler text dude i have to say words and you have to listen to them thats how this works
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dude i fucking hate corporate carbon credits conceptually. Theyre the fucking papal indulgences of enviromentalism
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jesus christ j just checked my post part 2 tobias and he ended up with 53 fucking strength what the fuck. man hits like a freight train. his speed and dex arent even bad
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ty rose i appreciate it!!!
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ty!!!
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there were supposed to be exclamation marks here idk why they werent added????? anyways yes ty!!!!
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ty
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
theyre pretty hit and miss in terms of quality but i def have gotten a lot of good use out of say, the ones that give like 6 res during a fight, the ones that stat buff, anything that does mag damage, and the brawling art that does follow ups before the enemy swings
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah exactly, and enemies are tough enough and strong enough that a) extra damage is welcome and b) the bonus effects are genuinely valuable, i like how that makes every character feel different based on arts options too
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah the skill level training seems like its basically the same as some amount of Skill auto action but it is very clearly the 'Literally Only Do This If You Have To Or Have Nothing Left To Do" choice lol
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah playing on hard theyre sooooo useful. Kalla's especially- 50 avd/5speed/2 move is CRAZY especially for how cheap it is post reduction. i did the same thing with combat arts as you did with blessings unless it killed and then part 2 was like no dude Use Fucking Combat Arts durability is CHEAP
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i did not have one at all except recruiting the one dude right at the end of theodora's path and never used him, and then he auto-lvled to party level bc that army actions CRAZY, and he has. a WEIRD amount of bulk esp post charge. So he would just yeet himself into traffic and draw fire lol
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but in part 2 theyre way more willing to be like fuck you theres a ballista here dude. figure it out. that sounds like a you problem and i LOVE that. i like the restricted range of ballista too, it lets them be A Problem without making the whole map glacial
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah it made some of the maps feel kinda like 'the square block goes in the square hole!' before i have the chance to figure it out. i like the alexandra fight a lot for comparison- tells you the gimmick, says kill the priests, and then complicates that when she rushes down the middle after 2 die
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeahhhhhh playing as theodora made them way more managable mainly because gambits hit every tile to crack shields with no oppening for a crackback, which is soooo useful. charioteer staggering blow insanely useful for the same reason lol
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh yeah i think both of those are really fun, mid is maybe too harsh tbh. they just can be a little gimmick heavy sometimes on top of being small and then the dialogue yells what the answer to the gimmick is right away, which is fine but i like the way enemies give texture in part two SO much more
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
after being a little mid on most of the maps in the first 12 chapters im SO happy with the six part 2 chapters, theyre all great and dynamic in cool ways, they make you actually use terrain, the large enemies and 2 health bar enemies force you to be proactive, its great
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think theyre all largely the same maps? the first one with theodora is like a big wide map on what's either a desert or like. savannah maybe i guess?
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
theyre SO big, i started clapping like a seal when i saw the desert. finally justification to give armor move 2+mount move+2 skill for a 9 move knight
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ty!!!
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey its after midnight. its my birthday now wooooo
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aswan and gilchris each pulling on one of his arms
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so many of the dojo weapons are like. 'oh thats neat' and then you pull the trigger once to discover it feels like shit and hits like wet spaghetti
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its free mastery when you think about it *remembers id have to actually use the phage* ah fuck. maybe just gonna run sybaris again actually
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jude @ricowtta.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
battler ushiromiya alt outfit #art #umineko
a drawing depicting battler ushiromiya from umineko in his "usual" white suit with gold details, but a view from behind reveals the artist has interpreted his outfit as a white velour Juicy Couture tracksuit. the one-winged eagle design is across the back of the jacket and "Juicy" is written across his ass, both in gold rhinestones. his original sprite is standing next to the drawing to show the inspiration
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i like how she poses like a muppet. like slap her next to kermit and she would not look out of placs
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah 8-6 is fuckin crazy for first worlds, congrats bangun king
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Reel Big Phish @rhetoricacrobat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nyooooom
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie: Digimon Adventure: Our War Game! Language: English Country: United States Version: Digimon: The Movie
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