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Bram Cryptfright

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Part of Impossible Coin He/Him 
 “You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' Yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.”
 I love film! My passions run toward horror, naturalism, microbudget, & emotional authenticity

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 17h
Did I juice a watermelon to make a bourbon watermelon punch? Yes. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/10/2026
With all the Mad Men discourse of late and my current rewatch drawing to a close on Wednesday I thought I'd share the scene that always, without fail, reduces me tears.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 03/10/2026
I humbly submit this as a banger double feature. Take the beavers to Raccoon City.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 28/09/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift’s current form
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026
Costas Mandylor when he hears they making a new Saw movie.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026
Up to The Forecast in my server’s Mad Men watch.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026
The spit in my mouth energy in this scene is off the charts.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 23/09/2026
Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 22/09/2026
Sorry The Expanse, there just wasn’t room.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 21/09/2026
So many things Abed. So many things.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 17/09/2026
What was the current issue of Playboy on your birthday? Mine featured the No. 1 Box Office Star, Burt Reynolds.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 15/09/2026
People need to know.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 15/09/2026
Almost the same exact conditions! Only now it’s not midnight on a Saturday! AMA
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 13/09/2026
Way too much sangria here. Ask me anything.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 10/09/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 10/09/2026
Happy Holidays!
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 10/09/2026
Is this anything
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 08/09/2026
I am begging The New York Times to fuck itself.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 07/09/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 06/09/2026
The Stocking Mary Cassatt 1890
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 05/09/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/09/2026
I have some double features I’d like to recommend.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 03/09/2026
Telling my kids this is Solid Snake.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 03/09/2026
While I’m not the biggest fan of Obsession I do think some of the discourse in the last 24 hours treats the Oscars like a serious and sacred institution which is pretty fucking funny.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 03/09/2026
I was fortunate to grow up in a town where this phenomenon still existed!
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 01/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Month
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 27/08/2026
Thinking again about how Miracle Mile is on the shortlist for most romantic movie of all time.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 26/08/2026
When ketamine addled Don Draper pulled this out of the archive I felt so seen.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 26/08/2026
Let’s all keep posting our tributes to Dolly and let’s remember that part of why we’re all hurting today is the loss of her extraordinary work for community. If you can stretch a little bit you can donate to her children’s literacy work through the Dollywood Foundation. I did! 🩷
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 25/08/2026
Here’s Taylor Lorenz defending AI slop, minimizing environmental impact and discounting copyright infringement on a white nationalist TikTok channel. She’s a charlatan and has always been this way.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/08/2026
Ahhh August, when Phoenix is either a swamp or Arrakis.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 22/08/2026
There are two types of found footage movies. There’s the ones where they go in the woods or an abandoned place and then there’s…
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 21/08/2026
Me realizing Quentin Tarantino paid to have a print of Cuddly Toys made.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 20/08/2026
An inspired list! May I submit Joel Potrykus as an honorable mention with Josh Burge as Krueger?
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 18/08/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 18/08/2026
It’s Black Cat Appreciation Day. So please appreciate Kage.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 12/08/2026
Dean Andrews from JFK will debut as a roaming character this year at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 11/08/2026
I did the thing!
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 10/08/2026
Ice Cream Man earned an average of 1195 per screen while CatVideoFest 2026 earned an average of 2255 per screen.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 08/08/2026
Thinking about this today.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 05/08/2026
So I hear the new Eli Roth is bad.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 05/08/2026
Me: I’m going to bed early because I have an early meeting. My laptop: Here’s a massive update you need to do now. If you don’t you won’t be able to attend your meeting.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/08/2026
My new fave is the poor movie theater employee sent in to apologize when a theater accidentally screened I WANT YOUR SEX instead of SPIDER MAN: BRAND NEW DAY.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 27/07/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 26/07/2026
Ever think about this and sob uncontrollably?
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 15/07/2026
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 12/07/2026
Shout out to Lindsey Graham.
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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 12/07/2026
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