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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/10/2026

With all the Mad Men discourse of late and my current rewatch drawing to a close on Wednesday I thought I'd share the scene that always, without fail, reduces me tears.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/10/2026

Had all these big plans to watch a bunch of horror movies today which I totally did if by “watch a bunch of horror movies” you mean intermittently nap.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 04/10/2026

I see that the Digger shooters have found a critic to burn in effigy, Manohla Dargis. Reminder, criticism is not a consumer report and to treat them as such is a failure of the reader, not the writer. Dargis rocks and has always rocked.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 03/10/2026

I humbly submit this as a banger double feature. Take the beavers to Raccoon City.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 02/10/2026

Ellison: What if I bought two movie studios, each with a rich 100 year history & a valuable, recognizable name? Peon Assistant: Excellent plan, sir. Which of the two names will you use? Ellison: Neither! I’ll give it a name that sounds like a mid level indie that died quickly.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 02/10/2026

Who is the Temu version of Patti Lupone?

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 29/09/2026

"The lover who never risks loving mocks romance. The thinker who never commits to a philosophy sneers at belief itself. And yet, all of them suffer, because deep down they know: the life they mock is the life they were meant to live." Carl Jung

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 28/09/2026

People who build stupid, water guzzling robots incapable of understanding the humanities: How can we finally get people to cede the humanities to our robots? Pants shitting elderly sociopath: I have an idea.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 28/09/2026

Kind of overwhelmed by the persistent shittiness of everything today. Refuse to fucking give up because then there is one less person trying to make things less shitty.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 27/09/2026

Finally made some headway on a new essay after being stuck for three days.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 27/09/2026

People who bang on security doors like cops shall not know paradise.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 26/09/2026

It sucks that there’s like no additional reward for doing your groceries on Saturday. The only reward you get is not being miserable on Tuesday when that shit isn’t finished.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 25/09/2026

Taylor Swift’s current form

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 25/09/2026

Why isn’t there a porn parody of Backrooms yet?

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026

Have read the phrase “secular hijab” too quickly more than once today and it lead to the same confusion EACH TIME.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026

Costas Mandylor when he hears they making a new Saw movie.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026

Up to The Forecast in my server’s Mad Men watch.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 24/09/2026

The spit in my mouth energy in this scene is off the charts.

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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 23/09/2026

Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 22/09/2026

Sorry The Expanse, there just wasn’t room.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 22/09/2026

Good morning! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, y’all have great tits, and I hope you get everything you want.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 22/09/2026

Recent movie that everyone nutted over did not get me to nut. There were things I liked in it but there was also some visual signifiers used to mask the lack of profound meaning and a cheerful embrace of anti-intellectualism. At least it was hot and pretty.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 21/09/2026

So many things Abed. So many things.

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Saranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Come give us a follow! New episode drops this week!

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 18/09/2026

Went vegetarian about 2.5 months ago and have had a rough couple of days at work. Trying to decide if ordering sushi is a sometimes treat because of the bad week or if I’m seeking guilt and the sensation of failure.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 17/09/2026

What was the current issue of Playboy on your birthday? Mine featured the No. 1 Box Office Star, Burt Reynolds.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 17/09/2026

I see that people younger than 30 have discovered Anthony Bourdain which means they now feel compelled to prove he was a fraud in every respect and incapable of empathy. I fucking can’t with these angry kids any more.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 16/09/2026

So unbelievably fucking mad right now that I can and will spit. Exploiting people’s decency and empathy as some kind routine reset behavior is legendary scumbag behavior.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 15/09/2026

That Joseph Kahn post about film festivals is quintessential “you had me in the first half” stuff and then he kept on writing checks only Angel Studios would cash. Shut the fuck up, man.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 15/09/2026

Almost the same exact conditions! Only now it’s not midnight on a Saturday! AMA

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 14/09/2026

The bottom line is we should all have the same access to healthcare as Mitch McConnell.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 14/09/2026

You’re all monsters who have chained the gates of heaven and closed off every good outlet to pitch for. Please pay my water bill.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 14/09/2026

Have now reached the point where if I see that shibari video on the timeline again I’m gonna do crime.

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Saranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I was on the newest episode of the @dapsmagic.bsky.social podcast to discuss Disneyland Food History and @geekeatspodcast.bsky.social! Give it watch or listen! #DisneySky #GeekEats

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 13/09/2026

Way too much sangria here. Ask me anything.

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Kolloween III: Season of the Bitch @kolleencarney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm so bad at promoting my own things

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 10/09/2026

Phoenix would like to apologize to Los Angeles for being ten degrees cooler this week. We recognize that’s fucked up.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 09/09/2026

Paul WS Anderson: Resident Evil as maximalist love letter to my wife? RE Fans: We don’t want that. Johannes Roberts: Resident Evil that’s slavish to the material? RE Fans: We don’t want that. Zach Cregger: Grounded experience meant to… RE Fans: WE DON’T WANT THAT.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 08/09/2026

Pretty sure there are people who have never considered “fawn” as a response before seeing Fielder and Holmes enter the arena.

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 08/09/2026

Would have to work hard to imagine a more boring take on Ocarina. It’s like Nintendo saw those endless fan videos of someone rendering a vertical slice of Zelda in Unreal and said, “sure.”

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Bram Cryptfright @rewindfee.com · 08/09/2026

Please no need to tell me why having no algorithm is better but I wish there was a way to easily tag accounts I never want to miss a post from short of making a list.

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