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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@revjefflukens.bsky.social
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United Church of Christ Pastor. Progressive Christian. LGBTQ+ affirming. He/Him/His. A Love Your Neighbor kind of Christian, not the Storm the Capitol kind. Skeets are my own & do not necessarily represent my employer. linktr.ee/revjefflukens

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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s what I thought!!!!! But I’m being told I’m wrong.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Math nerds, help me out!!!
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 9th grader and my 6th grader both say I’m wrong, and I need to use a table to get to the answer which is 240. That does not seem efficient or even the correct answer.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought you need to divide 2400 by 2.5 to find out how many pennies are in 2400 grams. 2400/2.5=960 or $9.60
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, I’m stumped by 6th grade math. Here’s the problem: A fundraiser raised 2400 grams of Pennie’s. Each penny weighs 2.5 grams. How much money was raised.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing my first “normal” wedding since 2019. Do I remember how to run a rehearsal? (Normal meaning indoors, with friends and families present. I did a few pandemic weddings where it was outside and just the couple. And I did one just the couple wedding in my new (2023-now) church.)
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😂🤣🫪
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skater Boi
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hadn’t heard that one from him yet. But I also have been actively ignoring his BS.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whoa!!!! My teenager just VOLUNTEERED to do the dishes after supper!!
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My college friends would agree with this. When I arrived at Northwest Missouri State University they quickly gave me the nickname “Connecticut” partly based on how I spoke. This quiz confirms what I already knew. But it was fun to take. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/08/2026
Perfection.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton passed away, August 25, 2026. She was an inspiration! She'll be missed.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It does not feel like a coincidence that, much like Mr. Rogers, Dolly Parton, also a Christian, sent notes with her books saying how proud she was of kids. She tried to reaffirm the idea that children were fearfully and wonderfully made in the image of Christ and therefore are worthy.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A blue broom standing up with a crown instead of bristles. The Royals sweep! 
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Count von Count Counts Eight
Alt: Count von Count Counts Eight
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why did Q pull Lynch IV? We got Yosted!
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ahh, I didn’t know his age. Just that he’s a young pitcher who continues to shove - and a local kid too!
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Noah too!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A reminder that we don't lack national health in this country because it would cost too much. It would actually save tons of money. We lack it because it would not enrich businesses and their executives like the current system does. bsky.app/profile/jent...
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I currently pay about $35k for health insurance (split between employer and employee pay) for our family of 4. I’d GLADLY pay more in taxes for single payer insurance - I’ll save money and so will you. Plus more people will get care, saving lives
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Glad you’re ok where you are. Been thinking about you all
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@revericanderson.bsky.social how are you holding up with the storm? Pictures coming from the island are awful
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Add yours!
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
4. Smokers. Just because you’re outside, doesn’t mean it’s not bothering people. Besides, it’s against the law to smoke on this beach.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Major pet peeves at the beach 1. People who eat peanuts in the shells and leave the shells. Eww gross. 2. People who come to the beach and play loud music. I came to the beach to listen to the waves, not your music. 3. People who litter, especially water bottle caps.
A photo of the Atlantic Ocean at high tide from a sandy beach. A corner of an umbrella is in the upper right corner
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You’ve got your wish. Optioned to Omaha and instead took free agency
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Never even heard of him until tonight. But I’ve been in the woods for week
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Jake Eisenberg @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Noah’s night 👊🏼 After the bases were loaded with zero outs in the 4th, he retired the last 14 he faced, including striking out the last five to tie career highs with 8.0 IP & 9 Ks. He’s allowed just one run in last three outings across 23.0 innings. Outstanding.
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Jenna DeWitt (she/her) @jennadewitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Exactly. People do not hear megachurch and think "big" alone, but Christofascist, disgustingly wealthy, Trump-worshiping, abusive, prosperity, conversion therapy, pastor as cult leader with no real accountability, etc. That's factually wrong, but a reality to navigate carefully.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would never call him a mega-church pastor. He’s nowhere close theologically to evangelical mega-churches. Sure, his church is large, but it’s still a mainline church.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would never call him a mega-church pastor. He’s nowhere close theologically to evangelical mega-churches. Sure, his church is large, but it’s still a mainline church.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would never call him a mega-church pastor. He’s nowhere close theologically to evangelical mega-churches. Sure, his church is large, but it’s still a mainline church .
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Looking at reactions to the Lane Thomas trade. Some say the @royals.com did great in their return, others say “meh” I’m not sure where I am on the deal. Sure, we got two pitchers (and we need the depth) but one of them is in A ball. Not sure how soon that can help us.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Don’t call yourself a supporter of Women’s sports if you’re a TERF (I’m looking at you Sophie)
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Craig Brown @craigbrownkc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My god.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This bullpen SUCKS! Way to ruin Noah’s gem of a game!
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Sarah C. Jones @sarahcjones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well written and highly persuasive. Worth reading and sharing. "This is the principle upon which our country was formed. Shared public resources, mutual obligation, democratic self-government and shared labor were woven into American settlements from the beginning."
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You’re Afraid of Socialism. America Was Built on It.
From rural electrification to barn raisings, collective action has been part of the American project from the beginning.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is not on Strahm. But he still can’t locate a pitch
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s CJ!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎯
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That’s awesome!
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 10/07/2026
Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.
If you want to avoid AI generations of your Instagram posts without switching your account to private, you’ll have to dig into the app’s settings. Open the Instagram app, tap your profile, and then tap the three lines in the top-right corner of the screen. Then, scroll down to the Sharing and reuse tab. Here is where you should see a section labeled Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta, with a toggle for Posts and one for Reels.
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Re-Skeeting this… FDR (a Democrat) and Eisenhower (a Republican) each enacted widespread social programs that would be considered “leftist” or “socialist” today. Both were mainstream moderates
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching the @bayfc.com and @bostonlegacyfc.com game and seeing Claire & Alex and feeling frustrated that the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social traded their contracts. Such talent lost for KC #kcbaby
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My hot take: The platform of today’s Democratic Socialist is the same as the mainstream Republican Party of the 1940’s and 1950’s The bar for what is considered “moderate” has moved so far to the right, that anything that’s good for society as a whole is considered leftist/socialism
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Holy hell… @royals.com
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Rev. Jeff Lukens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @revjefflukens.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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