Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 21hThat new Resident Evil movie is the best episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog I've seen in years. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's time to balance the ultra WOKE race-swap dynamic by turning a treasured BLACK character into a WHITE version. Make Uncle Ruckus a white man who hates every white person he meets and curses his re-revitiligo skin condition. "Hillbillies should stay in the woods, with the rest of the animals." 011
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*Man who only half-watches the news, trying to make water cooler conversation* "Crazy how much of the economy is dependent on Vin Diesel's movies, huh?" 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And it's not like I'm saying anything super ugly, like "Dem here, looking forward to forcing everyone to get abortions forever!!" Just the word "Blue" causes them to fill in the gaps with their worst nightmares and conspiracy theories, meaning their paranoia does most of the heavy lifting. 011
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Californians are such a boogeyman to red state folk that they treat this statement like I just admitted to being a cannibal that exclusively eats honor roll students. Imo, when you elect a president whose entire personality is based on trolling, you deserve to have some rage-bait thrown your way. 110
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Been having a lot of fun going onto Facebook, heading to a post about the Texas Senate race and writing, "Former California resident here, recently moved to Texas. Voting BLUE all the way down the ticket." Instantly get +40 notifications from retired boomers losing their damn minds. 120
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just be honest that it's the sexualization of breasts that's really bothering you, not that we should be holding fantasy creatures to a proper biological standard. Your issue is social and cultural, not anatomical. 011
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People complain about fantasy Snake people having boobs because "snakes don't produce milk like mammals!" Last I checked snakes don't have opposable thumbs either, ya fuckin nerd. 310
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My biggest conspiracy theory is that there are serial killers that dress as Santa Claus, but the media doesn't cover them because it would damage the Christmas shopping season. No one's bottom line is being affected by an evil clown, but you make the public afraid of Santa? The economy collapses. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The meme-ification of Hawk Tuah demonstrates how calling attention to an unnoticed onomatopoeia can earn you celebrity status. Your golden ticket is giving voice to an easily imagined situation or experience, one that is also silly/provocative enough to earn gasps and eye rolls. 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I understand why videos need a catchy hook but some of this stuff is straight up gaslighting. Just saw a short titled, "The Terminator didn't kill the T-1000." Looked inside and it said the T-1000 "malfunctioned" after being blasted to pieces... I've seen barbers that split fewer hairs. 120
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I understand complaining about Trump does nothing, and that it's very tiresome/triggering to have this nightmare always in our faces. But it's like trying to contain a scream. At some point I gotta let it out or my eardrums are going to burst. Fuck I hate that man and his administration. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The same people who spit on welfare, are trying to gut social security, and who call anyone on food stamps leaches...are now cheering Trump for promising a $5000 check to everyone. These people yearn for Universal Basic Income but insist it be categorized as their reward for supporting fascism. 120
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 08/09/2026BUT ACTUALLY, let's all remember that the whole trans athletes debate is actually a giant psy-op distraction from how poorly the Trump administration is doing, the actual forever war in Iran and Trump being in the Epstein files. There's a reason why the proles in "1984" were allowed to love sports. 021
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The real issue is that Enes is not actually transitioning. He wants to maintain his masculine pronouns/gender performance, while also getting to be in the WNBA. But I think the WNBA should allow Enes in. Treat this as an earnest attempt at transitioning and support it. Make her commit to the bit. 110
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Let me see if I get this right. A person named Enes Kanter is identifying as a woman so she can play in the WNBA...and this is seen as a "own" by conservatives? You're transitioning yourself, willingly, to play on a woman's team...? That's exactly the kind of thing progressives support. What. 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I can confidently say that the story is the weakest part of the first 3 Resident Evil games. The monsters, funny lines, and atmosphere is what makes the games so memorable. The Umbrella Corp is a faceless bad guy org, Wesker is the most obvious twist villain ever, and Chris is a dumb muscle head. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 01/09/2026At the risk of calling evil into the world, it's interesting that vaccine denial never seems to reach rabies vaccines. We're letting polio and measles and potentially smallpox come back, but no one denies that rabies vaccines are necessary/work. Maybe it's cause of all the zombie media we consume. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Spending the afternoon at the library writing video scripts. Nothing else like it. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If we gave Zeus a lobotomy, wouldn't it double as giving him an abortion? 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If GTA 6 actually does have pride parades, it'd be hella funny if they were the most heavily armed group in the game and the hardest to attack. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Regardless of how I feel about One Piece's quality as a piece of media, seeing 'fans' throw a hissy fit over Oda needing a month to recuperate from such critical surgery pissed me tf off. The dude isn't a workhorse or a machine. He could take 3 years off and it'd still be more than OP fans deserve. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I will never forget seeing One Piece fans moan about Oda needing to take some time off after he had eye surgery. Bitch, try being a Berserk fan. Hiatuses out the ass, 8 years on a boat, terrible anime adaptations, oh and Kentaro Miura is fucking dead. You can't even conceive how good you have it. 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They didn't give Amethyst from Steven Universe a love interest because she would be too spicy for a kid's show. The girl loves eating garbage and shitting, any sort of romantic fling would immediately turn into the freakiest sex ever. She'd shapeshift into a pelican mid bj just to laugh at you. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I asked for a caricature and got handed a mirror. 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I need a comic of Gruntilda taking The Substance. The Elizabeth/Sue dynamic is too perfect for what Grunty has going on. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Clearly the Star Rod is so powerful that it won't allow the universe to exist if Bowser takes damage. 4th dimensional feat. 0101
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The videos would likely be character/concept analysis, rather than episode reviews. "The Gem Race Explained" or "Analyzing Onion," stuff like that. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Been rewatching a lot of Steven Universe while editing. Might start doing some videos on it, depending on how the next batch of King of the Hill reviews does (or maybe I'll do them anyway, just for fun). 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I love going on thirst trap videos and commenting on something irrelevant in the background. "Careful, those plants look like they need watering." "Seems like you worked really hard on that painting back there, good job." "Good idea to keep hot sauce in the fridge, lasts longer that way." 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The first alien contact had to be heavily censored. Upon meeting a Montana farmer, they raised a dripping appendage and said, "greetings choom, we are here for the benefit of everypony on your planet." They were deemed too based for public awareness. 010
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Swiped off a video that started, "Nintendo finally revealed the DISTURBING origins of the Piranha plants..." It's a giant teeth plant that eats you, that's already freaky enough. They don't need extra shit like, "they only sprout from the CORPSES of TOADS!!!!" or whatever. Hat on a hat edginess. 021
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There's an inverted sort of tech savvy mindset going on My uncle (72) proudly generates all kinds of ai pics for Facebook, knowing exactly what prompts to use Meanwhile I'm still using the polygonal lasso tool in photoshop like a 2007 web designer Now IM doing things "the good old fashioned" way. 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I was hesitant to post about this, as identifying what white supremacists like can give them a sense of ownership of something, BUT the irony here was too potent to ignore. Hey ya big stupids, YOU'RE the monsters that Frieren would slime without a second thought lmao. 000
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"Hm, a group of monsters that kills anyone that isn't part of their race, who uses empathic rhetoric (that they don't believe in) to sway hearts/minds so they can install themselves in positions of power and cause mass death...? That's definitely not us!" 100
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Apparently white supremacists like the Frieren anime because of its demons---a race of intelligent humanoids that are inherently evil and should be killed on sight. Ironically, the demons are identical to supremacists themselves, lacking all empathy and being insufferably smug about 'superiority.' 110
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"Smell ya later" is the most versatile goodbye. It can be insulting, funny, flirty, dorky, referential to Pokemon, appropriate for kids, inappropriate for your boss, ableist to say to blind people, demeaning for sanitation workers, cute to say to a pet, and tragic as a final farewell. 011
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The story of "Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars" is that an extra-dimensional war god wants to fill Mario's world with thousands of sentient weapons and kill all life native to our reality. There's also a punk yoshi with sunglasses named Boshi. 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Jason from Friday the 13th doesn't kill kids...but that means there's a chronological point where you become free game. Sex-hungry teens are clearly fine to kill, so does that mean the first time you feel any sexual desire at all you're put on his shit list? Would he kill a 40 year old asexual? 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 03/07/2026ALTHOUGH, I do think Bobby's appearance has become far less iconic/identifiable now. Now he looks like the love-child of all three Red Letter Media guys, which is horrible for a character that's supposed to be in his twenties. 030
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Was all ready to mock Hulu's semi-creepy Reddit promo art for King of the Hill..but I gotta give them credit for (likely) paying a graphic designer to doodle these up instead of using AI. It's unbelievably sad that just paying a person to do art is worthy of praise, but here we are. 120
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 03/07/2026When every day of your life is Superman 64, even Sonic 06 feels like Mario Odyssey 120
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Substance and The Backrooms are great examples of how a character's twisted personality and thought-process make a creepy situation exponentially more interesting. They remind us that bizarre ideas heavily depend on strong characters to really succeed. Backrooms did this especially well. 10/10 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Looking at YouTube comments is like lifting up a big rock. You know you'll see a bunch of gross bugs and shit, but sometimes there's shiny gems in there too. The curiosity to see the bug-to-gem ratio is too tempting to resist. 020
Reviewed2Death @reviewed2death.bsky.social · 28/06/2026A new "For sale: baby's shoes, never worn" just dropped 💀 010
