Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It finally happened, guys. I'm taking the bus to college to save money on gas 🙃 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The worst part about being a commuter in SoCal is that you can't even take a midday nap in your car unless you wanna be another heat stroke statistic >:/ 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"What are your 'go-to' froyo toppings?" Whatever happens inside that cup is between me and god. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A guy I ghosted over a year ago just hmu after I decided I don't want to date anymore... I'm gonna fucking puke... 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My financial aid refund just came in. I'm paying off all my credit cards, bitch 😎 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My favorite vocaloid producer is pro-ai??? I'm fucking sick. Fuck Mitchie M 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think it's about time I start my alcoholic arc 001
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just when I'm about to kill myself, my roommate pulls up with sushi and a strawberry mojito. I guess I can persist with the horrors for one more day... 001
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone else LOVE to go thrift shopping for hours and then eat without washing your hands? 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Oh. Cool. Burnout on a random Wednesday afternoon. Can't wait to keep going to work as an empty husk of who I once was, only to come home and stare at my ceiling for hours. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Like, I sent you 2 whole paragraphs cuz I like talking to you and want to thoughtfully engage. Fym 'ok'....? 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The hardest part about living authentically is trying not to take it personally when someone doesn't match your energy... 100
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I've slept with a shirt on my entire life. This past week, I've been sleeping topless... feeling suffocated if I try to do otherwise. I'm not sure if this is gender euphoria or a step towards body acceptance... Or maybe it's this DAMN HEATWAVE 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Customer pissed me off so bad that I bared my teeth at her like an aggressive chimp so she'd leave faster 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don't worry, guys, I saw a shooting star and wished for everything to be ok. No need to thank me 😌 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You consume yaoi because you fetishize gay men. I consume yaoi because I'm self inserting on one of the characters. We are not the same. 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Men only try chatting me up right before the DJ plays my favorite song. This phenomenon needs to be studied... 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Is it gay af that I was thinking of my same sex roommate/bestie's eye while drawing this? Like, scale of 1-10... 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Watched an hour of wax crackling asmr before bed and dreamt of a guy that constantly ate sandwiches consisting of dry grass between two slabs of ice 😭 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My future spouse has to be cool with my weird ramblings, because Stanley Pines is my first husband and he will always be addressed as such. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Haha! What a knee slapper! Never gets old 🤣 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This Mercury Retrograde is so bad... I might start journaling 😭 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I accidentally grabbed the titanium lined pack of peanuts in the office meeting and everyone is conscious of the fact that I've been quietly fumbling for several minutes. If I stop now, everyone will know I gave up, but if I continue, the meeting will be further disrupted by my crinkling wrapper. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I wonder how much food is wasted from the 'complimentary snacks' gimmick in office settings. Like, the little bags of cookies and nuts that just collect dust in a corner somewhere. 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It actually blows my mind how low the bar is for men to be attractive and they still manage to fuck it up 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Idc if this puts me on a list. If James Gandolfini isn't on my TV very soon, there will be hell to pay. 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026HBO stopped password sharing as I was in the middle of The Sopranos... Streaming services better get their shit together real soon or I'm gonna start blowing up buildings. 100
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Fuck this club. They go too heavy on the bass and it turns the toilets into vibrators. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hey, guys! Did you know that if you don't clean out the hair in your sink drain, you can get worms in your sink??? I didn't :D 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hate looking up a restaurant online and the menu photos are from when the economy was good. I've been tricked more than a handful of times and I think, as a society, this is just something people are dealing with and not speaking up about. 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 18/06/2026You ever piss so hard your thumbs start to tingle? 110
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Personally,I'm waiting for the hype to go down so I can get the game, used, at a cheaper price 💀 Not worth $60 imo... 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If I was not a sea lion in a past life, I pray to be one in the next 🙏😭 000
Reposted by Reverse Coconutthe SOP sign from The Simpsons Movie (2007) @colawithbacon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026where’s my gay discount 073
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Don't trust your dreams when you're ovulating 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Note to younger me: Alcohol still tastes yucky, you just learn not to make a face when you drink it... 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When a white woman is getting on my nerves, I say, "When it is your turn, there will be nobody else to save you." 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Anyone else's boss force you to take a break because you're emanating a malefic aura or is it just me? 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A drag artist that uses puppets. Call that Faggle Rock 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Bro, I think I'm finally evolving into the he/him lesbian I was always meant to be 000
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Absolutely transcendent when you remember that you DON'T have to text him back and you CAN just leave him on read. There is literally nothing stopping you. 000
Reposted by Reverse Coconutjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate, 594541556
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Going to a gay bar after eating nothing but a smoothie and a yerba mate. 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Daydreaming about building a charcuterie board to enjoy when I get off work... Hoping everything is gonna be ok... 010
Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"I Will Not Bow" hits different when you're chugging a watered down protein shake in the Planet Fitness bathroom while emotionally recovering from a one-sided breakup 010