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Reverse Coconut

@reverse-coconut.bsky.social
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🇲🇽~25~Any Pronouns~Transmasc~🤍💜🖤~🍐 Sometimes I say funny things. Creative endeavors on hiatus due to laptop shitting itself. -Fuck MAGA -Fuck ICE -Fuck AI

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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It finally happened, guys. I'm taking the bus to college to save money on gas 🙃
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let the midlife crisis begin 😎
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The worst part about being a commuter in SoCal is that you can't even take a midday nap in your car unless you wanna be another heat stroke statistic >:/
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What are your 'go-to' froyo toppings?" Whatever happens inside that cup is between me and god.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A guy I ghosted over a year ago just hmu after I decided I don't want to date anymore... I'm gonna fucking puke...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My financial aid refund just came in. I'm paying off all my credit cards, bitch 😎
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite vocaloid producer is pro-ai??? I'm fucking sick. Fuck Mitchie M
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think it's about time I start my alcoholic arc
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just when I'm about to kill myself, my roommate pulls up with sushi and a strawberry mojito. I guess I can persist with the horrors for one more day...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone else LOVE to go thrift shopping for hours and then eat without washing your hands?
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh. Cool. Burnout on a random Wednesday afternoon. Can't wait to keep going to work as an empty husk of who I once was, only to come home and stare at my ceiling for hours.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The hardest part about living authentically is trying not to take it personally when someone doesn't match your energy...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've slept with a shirt on my entire life. This past week, I've been sleeping topless... feeling suffocated if I try to do otherwise. I'm not sure if this is gender euphoria or a step towards body acceptance... Or maybe it's this DAMN HEATWAVE
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Customer pissed me off so bad that I bared my teeth at her like an aggressive chimp so she'd leave faster
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don't worry, guys, I saw a shooting star and wished for everything to be ok. No need to thank me 😌
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You consume yaoi because you fetishize gay men. I consume yaoi because I'm self inserting on one of the characters. We are not the same.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Men only try chatting me up right before the DJ plays my favorite song. This phenomenon needs to be studied...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is it gay af that I was thinking of my same sex roommate/bestie's eye while drawing this? Like, scale of 1-10...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watched an hour of wax crackling asmr before bed and dreamt of a guy that constantly ate sandwiches consisting of dry grass between two slabs of ice 😭
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My future spouse has to be cool with my weird ramblings, because Stanley Pines is my first husband and he will always be addressed as such.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This Mercury Retrograde is so bad... I might start journaling 😭
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I accidentally grabbed the titanium lined pack of peanuts in the office meeting and everyone is conscious of the fact that I've been quietly fumbling for several minutes. If I stop now, everyone will know I gave up, but if I continue, the meeting will be further disrupted by my crinkling wrapper.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wonder how much food is wasted from the 'complimentary snacks' gimmick in office settings. Like, the little bags of cookies and nuts that just collect dust in a corner somewhere.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It actually blows my mind how low the bar is for men to be attractive and they still manage to fuck it up
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HBO stopped password sharing as I was in the middle of The Sopranos... Streaming services better get their shit together real soon or I'm gonna start blowing up buildings.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fuck this club. They go too heavy on the bass and it turns the toilets into vibrators.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey, guys! Did you know that if you don't clean out the hair in your sink drain, you can get worms in your sink??? I didn't :D
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hate looking up a restaurant online and the menu photos are from when the economy was good. I've been tricked more than a handful of times and I think, as a society, this is just something people are dealing with and not speaking up about.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You ever piss so hard your thumbs start to tingle?
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If I was not a sea lion in a past life, I pray to be one in the next 🙏😭
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the SOP sign from The Simpsons Movie (2007) @colawithbacon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
where’s my gay discount
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Don't trust your dreams when you're ovulating
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Note to younger me: Alcohol still tastes yucky, you just learn not to make a face when you drink it...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When a white woman is getting on my nerves, I say, "When it is your turn, there will be nobody else to save you."
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Anyone else's boss force you to take a break because you're emanating a malefic aura or is it just me?
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A drag artist that uses puppets. Call that Faggle Rock
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Bro, I think I'm finally evolving into the he/him lesbian I was always meant to be
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Absolutely transcendent when you remember that you DON'T have to text him back and you CAN just leave him on read. There is literally nothing stopping you.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How I feel talking about FNAF at 24
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Going to a gay bar after eating nothing but a smoothie and a yerba mate.
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Daydreaming about building a charcuterie board to enjoy when I get off work... Hoping everything is gonna be ok...
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"I Will Not Bow" hits different when you're chugging a watered down protein shake in the Planet Fitness bathroom while emotionally recovering from a one-sided breakup
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Patient zeros when they see an airport
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Squidward Running
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Adulthood is having the worst, dry heaving, and screaming cry of your life and then having to lock in, pick up a phone call from a parent, and then go back to crying right after
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I have a letterboxd now :) Follow me there for more bangers
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
JUST HAD A WALK AND TALK WITH MY HOT PROFESSOR!!!!
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Started learning about vision in my Psych class today :3
A doodle of an eyeball with a person shaped pupil. A tiny person that matches the silhouette is crawling up the lower lid while crying out, "This hole! It was made for me!"
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That's it! That's the game! :D
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Reverse Coconut @reverse-coconut.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Am I too woke or is the booth promoting Google Gemini at the #UCR EARTH DAY festival a little tone deaf?
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