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@retronymous.com
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he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan

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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 9h
Even after GPS this book was essential on long trips imo (I think RVers still like it because it is good about documenting access to lots for large vehicles) thenextexit.com
Very information dense page from the next exit book with shorthand for all types of highway adjacent stops, this is for part of Alabama
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 30/09/2026
seen in NC a while back
back of a blue honda S2000 with a big wing, red honda badge, aftermarket taillights, evasive motorsports plate frame, and the first in freedom plate reading 2-SQQN-JR, which makes me think someone already has 2 SOON JR
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 24/09/2026
@elykreimendahl.bsky.social 's tweet has always been true
Screenshot of a tweet with the following text
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something they don't warn you about parenting is you will watch Frozen 8,000 times and want to die and then one day when your kid is asleep you won't know what to watch and suddenly a tiny part of you will be like hmm you know what would really hit the spot? FROZEN
3:58 PM • Apr 6, 2022
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 23/09/2026
you don't even need transistors
crystal radio kit from scientific explorer, it's got a coil of wire, a germanium diode, and a old timey earpiece
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 23/09/2026
RIP Ming Chengzu you would have loved the Forbidden City Starbucks
Traditional chinese architecture red columns, elaborate yellow roof with figures green under the eaves with a Starbucks sign in the window, two white women in black jackets in jeans sit out front
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 23/09/2026
me when I can't remember the words for body or legs
A ford transit van with the livery indicating it's for the Person Area Transportation Service
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 17/09/2026
yeah buddy
an upside down freshly painted steel bike for in bright orangey yellow
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 17/09/2026
after stripping the bad paint, attempt #2 (not with the expired 2k primer, with a non-expired 1k primer I bought by accident) turned out much better
two pictures of steel bicycle forks one stripped to bare metal and one with white primer on it, it's being held by a bike stand wrapped in plastic sheet
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 17/09/2026
GM
The cover of the book GM The First 75 Years of Transportation Products
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 16/09/2026
Cronch
The dash of a mid 80's GM vehicle, the turn signal/wiper/light stalk has a white speech bubble that looks like it is saying the above post
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 15/09/2026
Somewhere in NC
Michael Jordan saying "... and I took that personally"
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 11/09/2026
Me right around the point they're going through the ocean in the planet core
Mourinho disgust meme (man ripping off headphones)
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 10/09/2026
Re: memification of the central figure to events a year ago
Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec saying "the thing about youth culture is... I don't understand it"
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 10/09/2026
Repainting a bike and tempted to buy an oxy- acetylene torch outfit because brazing looks cool and I want to do it
An upside down seat lug area from an old bike with most of the paint stripped off, you can see the bronze bracing contrasting with the steel of the tubes and TIG weld bead
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 09/09/2026
they made fun of the small phones too much and now there are no small phones, I hate it
will ferrell in a weird print shirt and weird large sun glasses with weird hair talking on a phone that is so small you can't even see it
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 07/09/2026
Espresso time
Black espresso cup of fresh espresso showing the light brown crema, it is sitting on a black kitchen cloth
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 04/09/2026
me, saying "sooooooyeeeer" because I know "sore" is wrong
the alien from MIB in disguise as a human, a white man looking disheveled with a strange look on his face in a green button up collared shirt with the top of dark colored bib overalls visible, he is in a room with green patterned wallpaper and a shaded lamp visible behind him
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 04/09/2026
last few answers diluted it out, but here we go: "You talk most like someone from Maryland — about 52% of your answers match a typical resident." about a quarter of the way through the quiz midlands SC was lit up bright red
map of my dialect, reddest areas are the southwest and midatlantic coast, bluest the dakotas and MS/AR south
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 04/09/2026
Perfection
VW E-golf analog physical gauge cluster in an ev, instead of a tech it has a regen/power gauge that is blue for power and green for regen
There is a small screen between the two big gauges
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 02/09/2026
full credit for getting the exact vibe of the Carolina Inn
Screenshot of the utopian with text
It’s being held at the Carolina Inn, a fancy and fussy old-school establishment that is more known for having a lawn full of people in Carolina blue sportcoats and dresses getting liquored up for college sports-related reasons or because they’re rich families that are having lunch with a kid either graduating or being put on academic probation at the University of North Carolina right behind them.
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 01/09/2026
this makes me think about the BEST stores from when I was a kid, they're pretty cool sitenewyork.com/portfolio-1/...
a BEST store in Towson, MD, the brick front is lifting off with windows behind
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 28/08/2026
time to see if anyone I know has a body shop stud welder + slide hammer
a body shop stud welder being used, it's welding little copper posts onto a piece of sheet metala slide hammer being used to pull the welded on studs
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 28/08/2026
it's the typical handlebar flop into top tube dent, so no access (though people do pressurize the top tube by blocking the vent holes in the seat tube and head tube) my tube block helped, I think I'm going to add some paper to shim it tighter and get it as round as possible and then fill it
3d printed frame block held on a frame with a clamp
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 28/08/2026
getting ready to paint an old bike frame and puzzling on the best way to fix this ding hopefully my 3d printed tubing blocks are good enough to get it mostly flat thinking JB Weld if I need to fill, as i don't have a small enough torch to try and pop it out pneumatically
a close shot of a bare steel horizontal bicycle top tube with blue tape on either side.  There is a small dent in the tube and it is resting on birch plywood
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 27/08/2026
robert pollard of guided by voices with a speech bubble that looks like he's saying the post below

By mrmatt - Flickr, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1496502
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 20/08/2026
I remember now! Modest www.modest.jp/lineup/pocke...
a light blue Honda Vamos HA6/HA7 with a body kit that makes it look like an older Honda van (Life?)  it's in front of a tan building with a red awning
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 18/08/2026
I detect AI the old fashioned way
Photo of an ADE 651 taken at QEDcon 2016 at the Mercure Manchester Piccadilly Hotel, after a talk by Meirion Jones from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ADE_651_at_QEDcon_2016_01.jpg
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 13/08/2026
and in any case, everybody knows the floor of the bed should be above the tires
rear end of a ford ranger XLS from the australian market, it has a aluminum bed that is full width with fold down sides that sits entirely above the rear tires, from https://www.ford.com.au/trucks-and-vans/ranger/xls/
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 13/08/2026
flaresides are dumb unless the interior of the box is a rectangular prism wheel wells in my flareside bed? that's illegal
a gold ford ranger flareside bed, there are wheel well bumps inside the bed, making it a dumb option that reduces cargo area for no benefit

comes from this very old BaT ad: https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-ford-ranger-3/
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 13/08/2026
*chuckles* yeah, I read Theory
IBM S390 Reference Summary publication SA22-7209-04 sitting on a yellow cutting mat
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 11/08/2026
people are reposting this and I'm counting down the time until
A bearded white man facing a mirror, with his hand on his own reflection.
"Did I just argue with a joke?"
"Part of a Bluesky educational series"
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 07/08/2026
doka is acceptable as well, flip down bed sides are fantastic
crew cab t3 vanagon/doka syncro in medium blue with silver wheels in a metal insulated building with a american flag on the wall
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 07/08/2026
my body is ready
a green A1 vw caddy pickup, it's very low with a front lip, gold center silver lip wheels, parked in front of a brick wall with greenery
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 07/08/2026
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
plymouth neon ad with a 1g white neon from the front against a white background with the word "Hi." in a teal sans-serif font above it
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 06/08/2026
I miss my beautiful brurple boy
a regular cab F150 with long bed, it's purple but also a little bit brown
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 06/08/2026
Ford product photographers of the era - THE TRUCK MUST MATCH THE BACKGROUND could we do a contrast? NO ONLY MATCH
a red 10th gen extended cab F150 in front of a red barn
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 06/08/2026
my body is ready for jellybean pickup nostalgia
a green and tan 10th generation crew cab F150 in a green and tan field with chestnut horses behind a tan fence and in front of green trees
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 04/08/2026
it me
panel of Cat Farris' comic about colonoscopy
 https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/adventures-in-colonoscopy-cat-farris/
3:45 PM
Carbonara Spaghetti Time!

a green hued representation of cat chowing down on pasta post procedure
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 04/08/2026
you know I keep that thang on me
the cover of the complete Arban's Famous Method for Trombone
edited by charles l. randall and simone mantia
carl fischer publisher

there is a graphic of a partial trombone in the middle that is purple and dark purple

even if you didn't play trombone, this is the one you get if you play a non-transposing bass clef instrument
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 29/07/2026
Did you know they made special underwear to commemorate it?
Underwear and socks black and white photo displaying the H logo of when Sweden switched which side of the road they drove on in 1967
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 24/07/2026
thankfully I bought it used for almost no money, but even then I felt ripped off
NES Pro Wrestling game box
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 22/07/2026
the unfortunately named daihatsu midget II, a singleish seat kei truck, it's teal with tiny wheels bug-eyed headlights and a spare tire on the front
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 21/07/2026
"do you make this in an EF mount?"
old-timey collapsing brass spyglass
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 20/07/2026
oh NOOOOOO
screenshot that reads:
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 16/07/2026
this is what it would normally look like:
the green, painted version of the HMMV dash with the black plastic AC thingy on top, 3 spoke steering wheel
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 16/07/2026
finally! they invented upholstery designed to make things look worse
an upholstery covered humvee dashboard, it looks like a deflated tan vinyl bag
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 16/07/2026
we had a 94 Accord during this era and yet my teen-aged pleas to slam it and put it on 19's were ignored
the VERY yellow NATCC Neuspeed/TC Kline Accord driven by Randy Pobst
it's #12, it's VERY low, and it's got huge (for the era) centerlock wheels
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 15/07/2026
a bespectacled 1980's stephen king with a word bubble over his head
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 13/07/2026
will ferrell as harry carey in space from the SNL bit
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 08/07/2026
I had a timex one as a teenager because I was a huge nerd, good call, make it so
timex moonphase watch, gold/brass case with matching hands, black leather strap, cream dial with date at 6 o'clock mark and moonphase at top, with XII, II, IIII,VIII, X markings along with hash marks for the minutes

it is sitting on a wood thing in front of a picture frame?
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