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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think I saw somewhere that physical sales are historically and continue to be MUCH higher everywhere but North America, they're the ones with the exceedingly high digital sales while everywhere else is much more balanced too lazy to look it up though, don't @ me

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You won't convince me this isn't 4 pictures of the same guy going through various stages of hair replacement therapy

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Call the police Show them pictures of games Tell my story

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A horror post I bought games They came to me Physical games called me and then thing up The games are coming from inside the house What’re you gonna do, games, stab me? I’d like to see you tr… Gurgling noises as I choke on my own physical games I’m in hell There are games here

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He's an unknowable vast cosmic entity AND a patriot, he's two things

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I prefer my funk in bunches, tyvm

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If we don't get a cosmic skin for Storm I'm flipping my desk Why does Rivals hate her so much

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cosmic Sluggo Ascends This isn't even his final form

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a Wiener; sorry, I mean Weiner

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder if your parents still would have bought you that Nintendo game if they knew you were gonna make the thing your whole personality for the next 45 years

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

its fully defined meaning includes "to wish someone happiness" so I guess that's the usage here

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Pink Typhoon was my nickname in high school

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

their accents and lack of predatory tariffs are sexy

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Twist: That's actually the woman Sluggo stole his football helmet from

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's true, Cyclops' eyes are a portal to the Wiffle Ball Bat Dimension (these are great)

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They had a day 1 patch that shut off a lot of the "auto-on" things and fixed stuff early reviews complained about. I'm enjoying it too. People gitta stop acting like Insomniac is a bad dev. They are absolutely NOT.

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Playing "Thrift Shop" in your sex trafficking Spa certainly sets a tone

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Nancy please finish tending to the grass, and

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Just let your problems pass right through you"

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

checking Bluesky very cautiously this morning to ensure I don't accidentally knock over another beloved 80 year old 👀

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can't believe I'm old enough I have to live through Optimus dying twice, RIP Peter Cullen, aka my cartoon Dad

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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can't believe I'm old enough I have to live through Optimus dying twice, RIP Peter Cullen, aka my cartoon Dad

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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you can do ridged potato chips as cereal there's no reason we as a proper society can't have curly fries as cereal

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

online-only live service games are just as relevant, fun and worthwhile as single player, on disc static experiences and I'm tired of pretending they're not

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

meanwhile. destiny is up there reconfiguring all creation to keep Mitch McConnell and Bill Cosby above ground and breathing oxygen for some fucking reason

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Why even bother, you're just gonna have to make it AGAIN in 2027

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Truly a national tragedy, especially as a Canadian

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

TIL that September 11th is both National Hot Cross Bun Day AND National Make Your Bed Day, but nobody ever talks about THOSE holidays for some reason 😑

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Nancy

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm using my Switch more lately simply because I moved the switch game shelf closer to the tv that says a lot about me, I think

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

OK but I still refuse to acknowledge Chris Gaines

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Nah, in the end this is just more free publicity for Rockstar, by tying it into his crypto the leaker just makes himself looks hypcritical by critizing R* for their greed

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A big retail store near me used to have a huge selection of PS5 games, and now, they're all just gone, even though physical won't stop fully until 2028. They just have controllers & accessories now. (And lots of Switch games) Meybe they're protesting? Is this a thing?

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Her singing beings all the hogs to the yard

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A smaller, emergency utility belt with fewer pockets

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Being able to reach Andre's eye with a knife is an accomplishment in itself

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