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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17h

A horror post I bought games They came to me Physical games called me and then thing up The games are coming from inside the house What’re you gonna do, games, stab me? I’d like to see you tr… Gurgling noises as I choke on my own physical games I’m in hell There are games here

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder if your parents still would have bought you that Nintendo game if they knew you were gonna make the thing your whole personality for the next 45 years

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

their accents and lack of predatory tariffs are sexy

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

checking Bluesky very cautiously this morning to ensure I don't accidentally knock over another beloved 80 year old 👀

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can't believe I'm old enough I have to live through Optimus dying twice, RIP Peter Cullen, aka my cartoon Dad

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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

online-only live service games are just as relevant, fun and worthwhile as single player, on disc static experiences and I'm tired of pretending they're not

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

meanwhile. destiny is up there reconfiguring all creation to keep Mitch McConnell and Bill Cosby above ground and breathing oxygen for some fucking reason

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

TIL that September 11th is both National Hot Cross Bun Day AND National Make Your Bed Day, but nobody ever talks about THOSE holidays for some reason 😑

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm using my Switch more lately simply because I moved the switch game shelf closer to the tv that says a lot about me, I think

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A big retail store near me used to have a huge selection of PS5 games, and now, they're all just gone, even though physical won't stop fully until 2028. They just have controllers & accessories now. (And lots of Switch games) Meybe they're protesting? Is this a thing?

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I sincerely don't know how to feel right now

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good morning to all, except people who go into an empty 3-stall public bathroom and choose the middle one

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Steve Martin: Elevating Newspaper Reading

ALT: Steve Martin: Elevating Newspaper Reading

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Thinking of making this my halloween costume and just being the most annoying guy at the office party

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Orphans The Warriors

ALT: Orphans The Warriors

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm having a real "Shave those sideburns!" moment with a guy at work today and I honestly can't believe there are smart people out these unemployed while I deal with this turnip we hired

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Simpsons: Mr. Burns and Sideburns

ALT: Simpsons: Mr. Burns and Sideburns

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

FUCKING A IT IS FINALLY MY MAN IS IN THE MCU* can't wait even if this movie comes out terribly I will love it *we do not consider Agents of Shield canon in the dojo

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm a big Diablo guy and Dragonkin: The Banished certainly scratches that itch not on the same level, but still quite fun and does a few cool different things, like basic city building, lots of content needs more character classes though, IMO

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I wonder how many younger people on my feed have never looked something up in the actual, physical Yellow Pages Or may not know what they even are and thus, never ordered from AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pizza

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Anime Dialing Pink Rotary Phone

ALT: Anime Dialing Pink Rotary Phone

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

X-Men 97 S2 is good moment-to-moment but my lord the series feels rushed Like it’s a decade of stories crammed into 9 25 min episodes

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Godcat Says 'Slow Down'

ALT: Godcat Says 'Slow Down'

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Same, but in Canadian The planet's most insufferable next-door neighbour, He makes every Canadian's life worse daily and we didn't even elect the MFer

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Grand Theft Auto, I find playing them like work I have to slug through Vice City was okay. And I like Saint’s Row 2-4 as they’re just taking the piss

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why:

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

rare face reveal🫠I am in the picture

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Self care comes in many forms and flavours

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

QTP with the last 4 games you played Lego Batman may have more deep cut easter eggs in it than any game I've ever played, clearly made by people who LOVE Batman

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Ancient Proverb: "Life is short so love the one you got 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot"

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Pai Mei: Wise Old Man With White Beard

ALT: Pai Mei: Wise Old Man With White Beard

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 11/08/2026

Recently, critical comments about LGBT people every day make me very sad. LGBT people just want to love whom they love and live proudly as themselves—why treat that as a demand? Living as a human is a right and shouldn’t be restricted by male and female genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I hated Harry Potter before it was cool

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I actually wasn't gonna get Tokon but the devs may have forced my hand putting a reference in with Deadpool's super recreating the Wazzler's *2nd* biggest pubic shaming shows an insane level of love and care, plus being just straight up hilarious

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why do they always paint stairs yellow like this 😡 Now I know exactly where to climb, it takes all the challenge out

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm gonna need a complete list of the game companies I'm supposed to be boycotting now so I don't get shamed publicly online for my hobby

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Im A Bad Guy Question

ALT: Im A Bad Guy Question

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Spotted one of the first signs of Fall today Nature is healing

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Beloved 3rd party software publisher Capcom's year over year breakdown - physical sales comprised just 6% of total games sales in Fiscal Year 2025. (in 2026, Resident Evil 9 sold almost 30% physical copies, their best physical showing in a while)

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sure seems to be a lot of people over the past few days on Bsky soapboxes telling me how best to conduct my life and online behaviour

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Miles Morales: Nah, I'm Gonna Do My Own Thing

ALT: Miles Morales: Nah, I'm Gonna Do My Own Thing

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

by the time general public notices the AI in the shows, movies and ads we watch, music we hear, the art we enjoy and the books we read... it will already be too late. It's not coming. It is HERE, poison weeds wrapped around the firmament

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Workplace sends out a job satisfaction survey regularly It asked about my job fulfillment, I replied negatively, and when prompted about why I wasn't fulfilled, replied "My job is slowly being taken over more and more by AI" My supervisor replied with a placating answer completely written by AI

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Leonard Geist: You Need To Learn To Read A Room

ALT: Leonard Geist: You Need To Learn To Read A Room

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Spent 2 hours last night playing the 1st Marvel Ultimate Alliance and loving it and I may (will definitely) play more

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Futurama: I Apologize For Nothing Quote

ALT: Futurama: I Apologize For Nothing Quote

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What's a movie where the villain totally steals the show? (See also: Basically every Batman Movie ever made)

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The Penguin: You Don't Think You'll Win?

ALT: The Penguin: You Don't Think You'll Win?

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The best game-to-movie adaptation is Exit 8 and it’s not even close

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Aura farming

ALT: Aura farming

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM: everybody on my social media feed is too young to get my references

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just a reminder that you are unique and beautiful and deserving of love and will die one day so don't fuck this up

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Finally getting to see my Black Widow out a few MVP trophies on the mantle since the rebuild feels good man

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Spider-Man The Musical, you had one job

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

QTP with a ship that makes u happy 💖

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I actually saw Weekend at Bernie's 2 on the big screen and stayed for the whole goddamn thing

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I can't believe I even have to say this, but: Insisting on the reader developing basic literacy and vocabulary improvement skills is not, nor has ever been, ableism. Encountering a word you do not understand is not gatekeeping. It's an invitation for you to learn a new word. FFS.

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

keep in mind I'm not a big Pokemon guy, but watched the Palworld 1.0 trailer and am I wrong or does it look like the best Pokemon game ever made... by a LOT? like it has guns and basebuilding and a big beautiful open world, IDGAF if I can't catch a licensed Ballsasaurus or Frizzbat or whatever

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Palworld Dinosaur Fires Missiles

ALT: Palworld Dinosaur Fires Missiles

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