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pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran, dwarf king. he/him

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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whenever i’m not mad enough at how stupid humanity is i just log into facebook for a couple of minutes
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
public executions is peak fascism
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
our nation murders 4 innocent folks out of every 100 death penalties issued and those states figure this is an acceptable ratio… now switch that to feeding kids and the math don’t work out anymore
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my step father has died today. #fuckcancer
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i swear if dems win and continue to do nothing i’m gonna lose my shit
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GO SEE COYOTE VS ACME… please
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hey folks, 20 years ago this daffy lady agreed to be legally tied to me!
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
my fellow wisconsinites! get out there and show em that the ol wisco progressivism is alive and well! vote with the weight of progressive heroes like Bob La Follette, Emil Seidel, Daniel Hoan, Frank Zeidler, and honorable Vel Philips on your shoulders! vote Francesca Hong today! #forward! #vote
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fingers crossed for free beer day! @mbcbrews.bsky.social
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hey go see spiderman please
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh i get it, they’re trying to relitigate the mask mandate to try and juice up midterm support? good lord they are desperate
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hey folks telling us all to stay safe and nonviolent because we don’t want to give them any excuse to declare martial law… i truly believe they won’t even need an excuse.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i too can post on social media. if only there were elected officials whose jobs it was to actually DO something about this?
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Joezilla ( ジョジラ / Joe Ji Ra) @ejoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This might be the best I’ve ever felt about a Senator.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
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Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
WASHINGTON—After he rubbed his eyes and blinked to confirm he wasn’t dreaming or seeing things, President Donald Trump stated Thursday that he had spotted Hunter Biden smoking crack on the wing of Air...
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
New million dollar idea : a sort of reverse Austin Powers like movie where a competent super spy from the 1990s is frozen and awakened into this clown show of an administration.
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Tom Cruise as Austin Powers: Yeah Baby!
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it’s been long enough i think we need a new tank girl movie, series or something at the very least run, don’t walk and watch this hidden 90s gem
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Nekoant Tank Girl
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
more people on sunday july 5th in central wisconsin than at the great american cluster fuck in dc
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
suddenly steam machine looking pretty good…
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i absolutely enjoyed the #supergirl movie a bunch. it’s a blast and a good time. that said: how do we have a giant space movie about intergalactic child abduction and not mention the green lanterns even in passing? did i miss something? isn’t there like a green lantern series coming out soon?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
$113B to bomb Iran. $300B to rebuild it. $14M for paint that’s already peeling. 500,000+ children dead from USAID cuts. “Fiscally responsible.” “Pro-life.” We should be so much better than this.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
just a gentle reminder that melania is the only first lady who’s nudity you can immediately google.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
jesús fucking hell, we just filed for school loans for my son at 14 fucking percent?!? this country is a goddamn financial septic tank. i guess he can just hope for a full on economic crash in his future.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Men post shit like this to feel strong and then sit on the sidelines. Call for violence from the safety of their phones. The replies of these keyboard warriors is the sad echo of misplaced masculinity. You wanna know how we got this presidency? Cuz Testosterone is a poison. More isn’t the cure.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
nope but it is the day my son graduated high school!
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
today my son graduated from high school
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
2008s Midnight Meat Train would have made a better Tales from the Crypt Episode.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
back on my shit
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
here’s the best thing about my rewatching of all the tales from the crypt: they are so refreshingly reliable. you know exactly what’s coming. from the jump you can see the morality play unfold. the joy is watching it all fall into place as the villain gets exactly what’s coming to them.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
gang there is a tales from the crypt directed by arnold schwarzenegger…
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Crypt Keeper Uncle Sam: This Is Our Year
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
it’s teacher appreciation week, which means all the people who twice voted against referendums to keep my school open are now sending me presents for being such a great teacher #blessed #teachersky
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
looks like i’ve got shudder for the next couple months
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
next time you reach for a beer consider something from the minoqua brewing company. also consider calling agent wimmer and ask if he feels good about wasting government time and money
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
the people upset by this are the same people who hung a gallows on the capital steps to string up the vice president
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you’re telling me the guy with plummeting polling data went onto a program he has never once attended only to be fake shot at a 3rd time? why isn’t this everything everyone is talking about?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i can’t be the only one who thinks the prevalence of online betting as a whole is indicative of a greater economic problem currently going under evaluated…
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i live in a cool place
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
watchin the malcolm in the middle relaunch and kinda surprised how much christopher masterson has grown up to look like a young bryan cranston
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a man stands in front of a burning car and says but if you could just find it
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
what does my bookshelf say about me?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
hey… my powers been out for a coupla days… did he die or what?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
me: tubthumpin by chunbawamba is an easter song the rest of the congregation: are we sure this guy should lead sunday school?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
today my coteacher and i convinced our 7th and 8th graders that for a short while before my deployment, i toured with aerosmith
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
hey… yall should check out the toxie movie… i hits all the fun old troma nonsense with some big budget shine.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
just a reminder that if the us expends all its resources on a nonsense fight with iran… we will have nothing to fend off an aggressive russia or china…
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the world was a better place when we had more duke nukems.
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
what if trump is wasting all these military supplies on various attacks to weaken the US against future military actions against russian aggression in europe?
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