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Marten

@resurrectionmarty.bsky.social
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Just some guy with too many hobbies- 🦇punk/ goth creature that books shows in good ol’ Chicago, IL 🦇semi-professional vampire impersonator, actor in gay movies 🦇actually professional stained glass artist linktr.ee/Martenkatze

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Mark Bouchard @barkmouchard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i received the best birthday gift from @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social earlier this month, and thought you’d all like to know
pinhead troll doll
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Halloweentown Free Clinic @lemonlacroix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey y’all. My good friend Eden is in the ICU rn dealing with a serious infection. If you’ve ever gotten a fierce picture taken at Strapped or Dorothy, there’s a good chance it was taken by her. Please share and donate. gofund.me/5077c69ff
gofund.me
Donate to Support Eden’s Fight and Recovery, organized by Shailyn Bacchiocchi
For those of you who know me, you know there is always Eden right there too. Sin… Shailyn Bacchiocchi needs your support for Support Eden’s Fight and Recovery
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Does “Cast a Deadly Spell” count?
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Concept: drag king number to Cock Sparrer
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Looking down at Funko Pop and Labubu enthusiasts for their over-consumption of useless items from on top of my mountain of troll dolls
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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Genuinely no heterosexual explanation for any of this
I don't even know how to do alt text for this one so I'll do my best to post the captions/changes
Left page, from left bottom going clockwise:
-Arrow pointing from one camel looking sensually at the butt of a camel sitting at the bar with his pants pulled partway down exposing his undies and crack line
-Sweaty trucker boyfriend
-Gay steel mill
-"Brotherhood of smooth"
-No straights allowed
-Women feel safe around them
-"Smooth" is obviously code
-Holding hands
-Planning to hook up in the bathroom

Right page, from bottom left to top clockwise
-Flirting
-I mean look at him
-Literally a leather daddy
-Oasis from the straights
-Playing Madonna covers
-Closeted married Republican
-Jug full of cum
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Can’t we put a tiiiiiiny bit more effort into our scams? Kids these days just don’t want to work for it.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Me
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I wish people could just be normal about trans people so that showing someone your pre-transition pics could have the same energy as showing pics from your high school emo phase. It should be funny, like when you find out someone used to be an oogle.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Happy birthday!!
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toe ring appreciator @areyounonbinary.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Hello 💌 im finally at the end of a three year long fight to get my FFS and I finally have a date. Please share and donate if you are able to 💗
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If you donated to the People’s Union gofundme, it’s not too late to charge back your donation and give that money to literally any poor person you know
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It’s always a good day to decide not to make a needless purchase, it’s always good to buy from a business that is not actively harming you + the rest of humanity. But also, in the past when I’ve called out of work for a boycott day, the only impact was that I missed out on a day’s wages ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
And do we know who made that rabbit graphic that’s been shared with me 30+ times? Are they affiliated or did they just take it upon themselves? Let’s think about who we are associating with and their intentions before jumping behind something
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
He’s a meditation coach who has managed to raise nearly $70,000 for ???? from well meaning people who just wanted an easy way to plug in and make a change but didn’t actually know how. We need not promote him or his content.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I will never tell you not to boycott stuff, particularly not big businesses but I will ask you to think about and investigate the sources for calls to action. The guy (People’s Union seems to be one guy) who called for the boycott today has all the markers of being a grifter-
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Precious few days from now:
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ideal. No awkward quiet room, you’re either there or outside the building. Make them touch grass.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’ve decided to take a jazz dance class this spring. You have no idea how hard it was to find a normal adult dance class with no elements of Zumba.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If I see a band is playing WC Social Club, I wonder what they did to get themselves cast out of the warmth and love of the Chicago city limits
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
chicago.askapunk.net
chicago.askapunk.net
CHICAGO ASK A PUNK
Chicago's DIY punk and hardcore calendar. Anyonecanbethebug@riseup.net for more info.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
*approaches
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Show approached
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m looking for recommendations for organizations that help trans people access medical care, housing, safety, etc for a fundraiser benefit. -NOT your city’s lgbt health clinic, they do not need my money -could be a mutual aid group or non profit
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@bigbabyidiot.bsky.social sure knows how to make a guy feel special
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Add it to chicago.askapunk.net !
chicago.askapunk.net
CHICAGO ASK A PUNK
Chicago's DIY punk and hardcore calendar. Anyonecanbethebug@riseup.net for more info.
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Mathyou @bigbabyidiot.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy anniversary baby 🖤
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy 2 year anniversary to @bigbabyidiot.bsky.social I hope I get to take instant photos with you forever
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Come see Parallel on tour from Oakland, CA with local faves The Breathing Light & The Children's Crusade, and Mystery Flesh Pit. This show also functions as my birthday party, come celebrate. $10-15 (pay what you can, all money goes to the touring band and to help sustain the Orphanage), all ages
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
IMO it’s more of a “fuck these kids, we’re keeping our funding” thing. The money move was to not get the feds mad at them, not save the comparably negligible amount of money on trans healthcare for students.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
They had a whole-ass lgbt health coordinator who would call me after appointments to make sure I wasn’t being discriminated against, and now they do this?
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I am so miserable and the only thing that’s keeping me together is seeing and interacting with animals
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I thought this was Salem from the 90’s Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
#blackandgreytattoo #stippletattoo
Tattoo on a thigh of a Tesla cyber truck on fire.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Bummer of a world
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yuupppp, I’m in the “no one cares about me and none of my needs are met” hole
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It’s fine- a local record shop has a machine that cleans tapes, I will still be able to enjoy them for their intended purpose of watching episodes of Star Trek: TNG, but whoever kept them as precious value holding tokens never did.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
And I answered, “you know the kind of people who never unwrap their ‘collectables’ because that could decrease their value? Sometimes those guys die and their stuff goes to the thrift store” And when we opened them, we saw that the tapes had molded. Keeping them sealed actual hurt them.
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So, something you can reliably find in thrift stores and ebay lots are Star Trek: The Next Generation tapes. They are generally plentiful, and generally less than $2. Recently my boyfriend got me some as a gift, still plastic wrapped, and they wondered aloud “why are were they still wrapped?”
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m outing myself as someone who likes Valentines Day
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Vampire shenanigans with @bigbabyidiot.bsky.social
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
That’s not true, many of us (including you sometimes!) still dress punk, we’re just not boring about it
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Here’s a show at Bric-a-Brac records I put together for Sunday afternoon. It’s all weird/ fun electronic stuff. See ya there?
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Tonight! But the show has been moved to Archer Ballroom @ 8pm
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I need to be in a boppy punk band to talk about friendship and feelings, and a scary deathrock band to talk about the horrors of being alive
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The acid etching on the bathing suit is really fun
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The Rock Lotto has been a huge undertaking, and it’s finally coming to a close. 10 randomly assembled bands play their first show on 1/24 at The Orphanage, all the door money goes to Midwest Books to Prisoners, see ya there!
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It says in the article “The bill does not remove criminal penalties for sex traffickers or those who abuse sex workers”, it just removes the legal penalties to the workers themselves
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Marten @resurrectionmarty.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I should start making weird little videos with all of my troll dolls
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