CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 05/07/2025CHICAGO: I’ll be tattooing at Sabbath Tattoo next weekend, JULY 11-14. Would love to set up a session with you. CMHTATTOOER@gmail.com to book! 020
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 17/06/2025CHICAGO I’m here inside of you. I’m tattooing at the fabulous Sabbath Tattoo in Logan Sq. and have three spots left: 1PM 6/19 1PM & 5PM 6/20 CMHTATTOOER@gmail.com to book thankssssssssssuh 050
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/06/2025Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons. 27149112670
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 09/06/2025How could it even be remotely possible to look at the fight for every right, every celebrated societal advancement, every historic moment of bravery and strength and not see that the police are invariably on the wrong side? Every single time things have got better, cops fought to make them worse. 040
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Hello! Find me at Top Rank Tattoo in Kingston NY, today and tomorrow! Walk on in, call to schedule or drop me an email at CMHTATTOOER at gmail to set something up. Let’s show em what you’re about. 071
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Healed Hocus Pocus book out in the wild! Thanks so much Kaitlyn! I’ve got the day open today at Top Rank in Kingston, come through for your next talismanic microtrauma. 020
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Heads will be heads. Catch me at Top Rank Tattoo in Kingston NY today from 1-5 and we’ll show em what you’re about. My design, your design or your favorite childhood nightmare fuel, we do it all. #blackandgreytattoo #scarystoriestotellinthedark #nytattoo 040
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Spotted in the wild. I’m back from tour/ignoring social media so come get tattooed to cheer me up. #blackandgreytattoo #johnwillie #charlesguyette #fetishheels #nytattoo #chicagotattoo 140
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Sadly, The Shrouds is not a good movie. But it did give me the gift of one of my new favorite lines of dialog: “Fuck you Maury! You’re a paranoid schizophrenic and you wrecked my cemetery!” 140
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERMatthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 06/05/2025On this day in 1933, just 3 months after Hitler had taken power, the Institute of Sexology in Berlin was occupied by Nazi youth. The Institute was a world leader in studying gender and sexuality and its founder, Magnus Hirschfeld, a leading advocate for gay, lesbian and trans rights. 1/2 213767
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Another member of the dreaded Burning Cinderblock Gang successfully recruited. Come on through Top Rank Tattoo today from 12-8 for your new insignia and finally get some fucking respect around here already. 71 Albany Ave. Kingston NY 845.481.5147 050
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Had the honor of giving this one to Michael yesterday. Tibetan text, from material to immaterial. Stoked to be back at Top Rank Tattoo today after a week away. Come through for your new tat today from 1-5 and I’ll tell you where I went. 130
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Would love to tattoo this one. The larger the better, but at least 6” high. Perfect for a bicep, thigh or wherever you’ve got a nice big gap. 350-650 depending on size and placement. Drop me a line at CMHTATTOOER@gmail.com if she’s for you! 170
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but I found out recently that there are lots and lots of archived episodes of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell from the mid 90s free for the streaming on the internet archive. If casual reaponses to ludicrous statements is your kink archive.org/details/1995...archive.org1995 11 17 Coast To Coast AM With Art Bell Wayne Green : ART BELL : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive1995 11 17 Coast To Coast AM With Art Bell Wayne Green 060
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/05/2025All of this on a weekday we’re in complete awe of you. You always rise to every call to action. You’re amazing, and words can’t express how much we love and appreciate you all. 543321896674
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Just for the sake of pointing out something good while seemingly everything is tailor made to fill us with abject terror and grief, I’m here to tell you that the new Demdike Stare album with Kristen Pilon is so good. It’s just so, so good. @boomkat.com back me up on this. 220
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERThe Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Illustration by Paul Krafft for the reverend William Schuler Harris’ Capital and Labor (1907), a treatise on the exploitation of workers by capitalism and the potential solutions in socialism. More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/c... #mayday 016658
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025ATTN: NY PEOPLE May Day Mayday protests are everywhere, during the day and after work alike. Get out and show em. 021
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025One of my favorite small panel paintings from the previous Chicago exhibition. This and a handful of others from that show are still available, as it turns out. Would love to re-home them, as I’m holed-up in the studio this month being my own exploited & unpaid intern working for exposure. 030
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’ve got almost no photos of the things I’m working on for my show, but here is an admittedly shoddy one! What do I want you to know? - I’m having a good time making them. - These are the largest paintings I’ve made. - I hope you’ll see them in person. - Fuck fascism. That’s all for now! 🙋🏻♀️🖤 060
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Looking forward to seeing everyone out there for tomorrow’s May Day protest! We know the protests have been coming fast, but that’s because things in the U.S. are getting worse, and protests show the strength of our movement. 574238591
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Been ignoring my phone while traveling this past week, but now I’m back. Only 1 1/2 months to finish up a new series of LARGE paintings to be shown at the fabulous Lula Cafe in Chicago. Excited for hardcore studio time and taking breaks to tattoo YOU. Here’s a barf bag drawing, meantime. 050
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Pope’s dead. Come get tattooed. TOP RANK TATTOO KINGSTON NY 845 481 5147 12-8 030
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025When the small towns start to show up, that’s the real shit right there. 140
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Best sign at the protest. #sloppysteaks #chickenspaghetti #livesfornewyearseve 151
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Hi! Heres a google doc of every planned protest tomorrow. An estimated 5.2 million people hit the streets on April 5 and our numbers grow evedy day. Time for good trouble and to make your voice heard. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comThe Protest List 010
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Where have all the Squeakies gone 020
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Only at Top Rank til 4:30 today so you’re gonna have to come get that tat on yr lunch break like a real tuff guy 020
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Healed and hairy a year (or so?). Always love to do some readymade flash ripped from the bountiful pages of Craphound. Come get yours today at Top Rank in Kingston NY! I’ll be there from 1-5 and my day is wiiiiiiiide open. Let’s go! #blackandredtattoo #craphound #halloweencat #flashtattoo 050
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Dreaming of the glorious day when someone asks me to tattoo the Glen or Glenda Radiator on them…it could be you, it could be tomorrow. #tattooflash #wannado #glenorglenda #edwood #pullthestring 060
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025This month’s installment of my radio show features fields of presence and texture to awaken the sleeping regenerative creature within for a future season of ferocious resistance and the complete eradication of the oppressor in all of its hideous and abhorrent forms. wavefarm.org/radio/wgxc/s... 160
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Midcentury ceramic panther for Gabe! Loved this request, a good challenge and I’m stoked on the result. Plenty of time to tattoo you this week, get at me and we’ll set it up! #blackandgreytattoo #midcenturyceramic #sickpanther #panthertattoo #chrometattoo 080
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Cookie Mueller from last autumn for the great @bigbabyidiot.bsky.social Find me at Top Rank Tattoo in Kingston NY today from 12-8. Today is the day. #blackandgreytattoo #tattooportrait #cookiemueller #johnwaters #femaletrouble 060
Reposted by CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNERemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 23/03/2025hi, cis folks! if we *are* going to talk ACA, RFK's HHS proposed a rule to remove *all trans care* from ACA essential health benefit status. ~25mil people are insured by ACA & if 1% are trans, that's 250,000 people who'd lose access to care. that's bad! take 2 minutes to stand with trans people.🧵federalregister.govPatient Protection and Affordable Care Act; Marketplace Integrity and AffordabilityThis proposed rule would revise standards relating to past-due premium payments; exclude Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals recipients from the definition of "lawfully present"; the evidentiary st... 5119601292
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Real question: who’s gonna let me tat the alien mummy 1110
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025XL pinned fly for Rick! From my time in Chicago last week. Back at Top Rank Tattoo in Kingston NY TODAY. Time for you, 1-5. I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t come get tattooed. 030
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025T O N I G H T Couldn’t be more stoked for this show or more honored to bring along a box of my dork-ass records to share the bill. Hope you got tix, see you in the slo mo pit. 070
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Had a fabulous time continuing this Stephen Gammel Scary Stories sleeve for Carly yesterday. We also started in on another section, to be continued later, but this smokey icon is all finished. #blackandgreytattoo #stephengammel #scarystories 1101
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Had the honor of making a counterpart chair with void for my dear friend @julesdebules.bsky.social to keep their other empty chair company. There are empty chairs and then there are antimatter chairs. #blackandgreytattoo #clubsit #chicagotattoo #oleandertattoo #stippletattoo 190
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Pinned fly for @itmemat.bsky.social Loved doing this one. After focusing mostly on working on some larger paintings this week, getting to fixate on some tiny details was exactly what my brain was craving. Thanks Mat! 0141
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Who wants a tat of the pinball chair? Is it you? 050
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Omi for the homie @tmatetattoo.bsky.social Come through Top Rank Tattoo today, wake up looking different tomorrow. I’ve got time for you 12-8. 090
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Healed bread on Whitney, from my last visit to Chicago. Stoked to come back next week! Meantime come see me at Top Rank Tattoo in Kingston NY TODAY (Sunday) 1-5pm for your springtime microtrauma glow-up. #blackamdgreytattoo #stippletattoo #upstatenytattoo #topranktattoo #nytattoo #craphound 1110
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Or these two from a series I did in the first months of the pandemic from an acquaintance’s archive of medical and crime photos. Realizing that the last five years of my life are extremely blurry and dim in my recollection. Apparently I made a lot of stuff while feeling VERY BAD. 0110
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Likewise entirely forgot about this weird coaster painting. 0120
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL HEFNER @christophermhefner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Also this one, which is a really early gouache painting I made during, unequivocally, the worst summer of my entire life thus far (🤞🏻) 1160