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ResAlien

@resalien.bsky.social
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Commercial - kickoff - commercial is the thing that will eventually make me abandon this sport altogether
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again prevent defence prevents a W. Pathetic coaching from Whittingham and Company
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Christ enough about the goddamned iced coffee
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only assholes cross picket lines.
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I never understand people who choose to support a sad sack franchise that isn't even based where they're from. Brother why? Is this a fetish thing for you? Just walk away
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Are the Lakers trying to get a Presidential pardon or a merger pushed through or what?
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My favourite side effect of gambling taking over the NBA is how broadcasts rarely show replays of "fouls" anymore. I'm sure it's completely unrelated
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Venn diagram of pedantic dorks upset The Odyssey isn't biblically accurate and future dads whose only recreation is WWII and Churchill is a single overlapping circle
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Everyone knows you should only read at home with the curtains drawn so as to hide your shame from god's eyes.
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Easy: put USC and Oregon in the Big10
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
There's no good use for "AI." I'm so sorry! What about some thing you like? Also no. :(
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The doomposting here is exhausting. I get it man everything sucks but it can't be the only thing there is. Take a break sometime
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Convincing the world they needed tablets was one of the greatest coups technology ever pulled. A medium screen for when I don’t want little screen or big screen? Perfect!
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
An earthquake? In this economy? That was sure fun
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It's so close I can taste the 17th place finish we have coming. Rebuild? No way baby this is where we live
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
My kingdom for someone to grasp the difference between a null value and a zero for data. Uuuugh
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The most life changing thing I’ve learned from the internet is that some people don’t go left to right when taking eggs from the carton and instead evenly arrange the weight to the centre.
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Neighbour’s deep frying some turkeys out back. We haven’t exploded yet
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
rest in peace to the almighty Saafir
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AS Paul @aspaul.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
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ResAlien @resalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Huh. Well I spose this was worth waiting for the invite. Computer send skeet
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