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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭

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GOD, GUNS AND GLIZZYS ✝️🇺🇸🌭 "You'd be surprised how many people don't know what 'satirical' means" -MTG (probably)

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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Woo GOTDAM!! Not every townhall ends with a light show, eh boys?? Haha #TASER THEMMMM!! #mineDO #GOD&GLIZZYS 🇺🇸✝️🌭 #townhall #Georgia #mtg #peaceful
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I look so buff right there.. seriously this is a good one. 🌭🌭🌭🌭 4 glizzys
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I'm finna keep a low profile rn wtf?
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
They can still send it, we just had too many men between 60 and 80 sending pictures messages with their donations. 🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Yeah dummies, it's the companies that are manufacturing war supplies... They call that a smart purchase when the former leader of the free world crawls into Putins handbag. #Merica #Russia? 🇷🇺 ✝️🌭
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Marjorie Taylor Greene makes multiple stock purchases including Amazon and Apple By Investing.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene makes multiple stock purchases including Amazon and Apple
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I cannot WAIT to hear from you all! ✝️🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Imagine having beef w me & I'm just at home like #glizzys 🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Good bet, that's where the poors shop...
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Im ashamed of you, Doug..🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hey fuck you... 🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Teehee..
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don't get it....
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Cash me outsiiii. How bou dat?? 🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yeah, thats how you keep your money...? Bless these poors, they are idiots. ✝️🇺🇸🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
So is chlamydia.. wtf ??
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🤣🤣🤣 right?... Oh shit.. 👀 ✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
👏🏻 People won't be complaining when these foreign #billionaires give them jobs in new factories!! The people WANT TO #WORK! -12 hr shifts ✅️ -7 days a week ✅️ -In the mines ✅️ -365 consecutive bring your kid to work days ✅️ & Forget those lame pizza parties! AMERICANS WANT #GLIZZYS!! #MAGA 🇺🇸🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
What so hard to understand? The poors are going to do the slave things again.... GOD&GLIZZYS, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN BABY!!! ✝️🌭🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Who shit on your glizzy and called it chili? Whoever they are, I'll whip up a bill that makes their life absolutely miserable or we can program a tornado over their house, babe... Grab a hotdogs and tell me WHO HURT YOU?!?! 🇺🇸🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Absolutely NOTHING wrong with a canned glizzy! Some folks complain but..same great shape and miscellaneous meat trimmings & byproducts in a fun size travel pack for easy snacking in the mines shafts. GOD provides. ✝️ #MERICA! 🇺🇸🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
YES!! FREE THEM FROM THEIR MORTAL COILS!! #MAGAGLIZZYS 🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢📢No one will complain when Goldcard citizen #billionaires give them jobs in new factories!! The people WANT TO WORK! -12 hr shifts ✅️ -7 days a week ✅️ -In the mines ✅️ -365 consecutive bring your kid to work days ✅️ & Forget those lame pizza parties! AMERICANS WANT #GLIZZYS!! #MAGA 🌭🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My son watched this, full of DEMONS! WE HAD TO SEND HIM TO A SPECIAL CAMP TO HAVE IT REMOVED! I stg when I'm done with Big Bird, I'm coming for #adultswim #GOD&GLIZZYS bless these fuckin HEATHENS!! ✝️✝️🇺🇸🇺🇸🌭🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
& that's just what theyre not hiding! ✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
How unappealing do you have to be to lose a rigged race?!!? 90 MILLION DOLLARS BRAD?!? and didn't give out a SINGLE glizzy. Fucking idiot.. I cannot WAIT for Elon to give the signal for the laser drones to finish what COVID couldn't. 😒 #libTURDS #ineedahotdogrealbad 🇺🇸🌭
npr.org
Trump and Musk's backing wasn't enough to flip Wisconsin Supreme Court
National Democrats sent in millions for the liberal's campaign while Trump endorsed — and Musk financed — the conservative's. Abortion, redistricting and Tesla could come before the court.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Finally someone sane!! 📢📢 LIBTURDS everywhere!! ✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Lord bless these fucking idiots.. IM AMERICAN, NOT FRENCH. Literally this platform is for Maddow Cucks.. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🇺🇸🌭🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
GODDAMMIT fuck this app.. 🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Steamy glizzys buns
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Glizzy
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com goddammit what is WRONG WITH THIS APP??? I just want pictures of ####### GLIZZYS!
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com steamy hotdogs buns
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com glizzys
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com glizzy
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢SPOILER, SAW IT: PIECE OF SHIT. Toiket humor...These libturds always claiming to be so smart, their humor is trash.. almost worse than the Brits. 😒 WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO SEE CHRIS ROCKS ASS?! #GOD&GLIZZYS bless these fucking idiots. ✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Are you a ####### towel trying to call me dumb? HOLYSHIT, I hope you belong to a dehydrated 12 year old boy. #GOD&GLIZZYS bless these idiots. ✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢YEAH, THATS THE POINT BITCHES! These libturds always claim to be so smart, but tell them 10 thousand times!!! The COMPUTERS do the work and WE can relax with #Glizzys & #DrPepper These poors are so dumb... #GOD&GLIZZYS bless them. 🇺🇸✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Fair enough 🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
GOD - bless us all. I cannot wait until Musk gives the signal and all the laser drones finish what COVID couldn't. 😒 #LibTURDS #Ineedahotdogrealbad 🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We're still building private prisons... get 'em eventually, eh! Goddamn LIBTURDS!!! #GOD&GLIZZY bless us all... all sinners. Amen. 🇺🇸✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
ALL #GLIZZYGOBLERS WELCOME!! 🌭🌭 This is truly what our brave service MEN and WOMEN have fought and died for!! Although I will ALWAYS maintain that MEXICAN BOLOGNA IS NOT GIGANTIC GLIZZYS!!! 😡 Fool me once shame on YOU @felipeesparza.bsky.social #GOD&GLIZZY BLESS US #MERICA 🇺🇸🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You tried, GOD LOVE THE LITTLE RETARDED KIDS.. #AMEN #MERICA ✝️🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Thats so flattering, fellow PATRIOT!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 But also TREASON!! Never talk about succession while the King lives!! #MAGAKINGDOM #GLIZZY on the banners? 🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢THIS IS EXACTLY why we're drafting a new bill!! 'A Bun In Every Oven' This would require ALL female citizens to birth and raise at LEAST ONE healthy taxpayer before pursuing higher education or employment!! Fixing the #population crisis one vote and one GLIZZY at a time... THATS #MAGA 🇺🇸🌭🌭
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After 9 Republicans rebel, House Speaker Johnson fails to stop proxy voting effort led by new moms in Congress
Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida and Democratic Rep. Brittany Pettersen of Colorado want to force a vote on their proposal for proxy voting, which a majority of House colleagues support.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Thats not true, we're selling citizenships to manufacturers and enslaving children! 365 consecutive days of, bring-your-kid-to-work-day!! Can you IMAGINE? DOUBLE the production AND taxes! This is #MAGA!! If they're lucky we'll do a #GLIZZY cart for lunches! #FreedomDogs 🇺🇸🌭🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I saw you, but the #GLIZZY cart is only on the corner for so long.. #glizzysforall 🇺🇸🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Doing the lords work.. I'm so glad that even though it didn't work out, we can still #coparent for the safety of our kids and country. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢 Typical LEFTURD PROPEGANDA... I SAID WE NEED TO START COLLECTING THE DEBT THEY OWE!! Not only did they leave $10k of damages at the Country Inn in Cummings, but they stiffed the #Glizzycart that catered the Mr. Poppers set. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAPPY FEET. #GODnGLIZZYS ✝️🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢 There's no need to educate the slave class, they're going to contribute in other ways! 365 continuous take your kid to work days... double the production and taxes! #Merica 🇺🇸 #GLIZZYSFORALL 🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hey #### you! God&glizzys save us from these libturds.. ✝️🇺🇸🌭🌭
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