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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭

@repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social
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GOD, GUNS AND GLIZZYS ✝️🇺🇸🌭 "You'd be surprised how many people don't know what 'satirical' means" -MTG (probably)

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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Woo GOTDAM!! Not every townhall ends with a light show, eh boys?? Haha #TASER THEMMMM!! #mineDO #GOD&GLIZZYS 🇺🇸✝️🌭 #townhall #Georgia #mtg #peaceful
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Yeah dummies, it's the companies that are manufacturing war supplies... They call that a smart purchase when the former leader of the free world crawls into Putins handbag. #Merica #Russia? 🇷🇺 ✝️🌭
investing.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene makes multiple stock purchases including Amazon and Apple By Investing.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene makes multiple stock purchases including Amazon and Apple
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I cannot WAIT to hear from you all! ✝️🇺🇸🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Imagine having beef w me & I'm just at home like #glizzys 🌭🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
How unappealing do you have to be to lose a rigged race?!!? 90 MILLION DOLLARS BRAD?!? and didn't give out a SINGLE glizzy. Fucking idiot.. I cannot WAIT for Elon to give the signal for the laser drones to finish what COVID couldn't. 😒 #libTURDS #ineedahotdogrealbad 🇺🇸🌭
npr.org
Trump and Musk's backing wasn't enough to flip Wisconsin Supreme Court
National Democrats sent in millions for the liberal's campaign while Trump endorsed — and Musk financed — the conservative's. Abortion, redistricting and Tesla could come before the court.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com goddammit what is WRONG WITH THIS APP??? I just want pictures of ####### GLIZZYS!
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com steamy hotdogs buns
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com glizzys
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@magic.wizards.com glizzy
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢YEAH, THATS THE POINT BITCHES! These libturds always claim to be so smart, but tell them 10 thousand times!!! The COMPUTERS do the work and WE can relax with #Glizzys & #DrPepper These poors are so dumb... #GOD&GLIZZYS bless them. 🇺🇸✝️🌭
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢📢THIS IS EXACTLY why we're drafting a new bill!! 'A Bun In Every Oven' This would require ALL female citizens to birth and raise at LEAST ONE healthy taxpayer before pursuing higher education or employment!! Fixing the #population crisis one vote and one GLIZZY at a time... THATS #MAGA 🇺🇸🌭🌭
pbs.org
After 9 Republicans rebel, House Speaker Johnson fails to stop proxy voting effort led by new moms in Congress
Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida and Democratic Rep. Brittany Pettersen of Colorado want to force a vote on their proposal for proxy voting, which a majority of House colleagues support.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
👏🏻 People won't be complaining when these foreign #billionaires give them jobs in new factories!! The people WANT TO WORK! -12 hr shifts ✅️ -7 days a week ✅️ -In the mines ✅️ -365 consecutive bring your kid to work days ✅️ & Forget those lame pizza parties! AMERICANS WANT #GLIZZYS!! #MAGA 🌭🇺🇸🌭
apnews.com
Trump says he will offer 'gold cards' for $5 million path to citizenship, replacing investor visas
President Donald Trump says he plans to offer a “gold card” visa with a path to citizenship for $5 million, replacing a 35-year-old visa for investors.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
See? SOME people can still uphold their family values and mutually protect their children from threats, even AFTER A SEPERATION. 🙏 Praise GOD!! That man made me drier than the Sahara dessert but dammit, can he berate a DIRTY MUZZY #TERRORISTS!! #coparenting for the win. #MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸
dailymail.co.uk
Marjorie Taylor Greene's ex slammed for harassing Muslim girls
Marjorie Taylor Greene's former husband Perry Greene is under fire for a shocking verbal attack on young Muslim girls who were praying in a mall car park in Alpharetta, Georgia.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Talk about a waste of #MONEY! If Elon had taken my advice and given out #Glizzys 🌭 he would have saved about $89million & he would have a Wisconsin judge in his pocket right now!!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! #GizzysForDays #MAGA 🇺🇸 #PackersSuck
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The democRAT minority is #distracted by money.. their values are tainted! ✝️🇺🇸 #MONEY??! Americans want FREEDOM! Thats why I introduced 'A GLIZZY in every hand' The bill, if passed, would ensure that every American has access to as many AMERICAN MADE glizzys, as they can carry! 🌭🌭🌭 THATS #MAGA
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
They may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR GLIZZYS!!! 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 #GLIZZYPROUD #MAGA 🇺🇸 💪🏼
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I did not think I would have to declare a state of 📢📢📢 #emergency this early into 2025!! But this is a 🌭 #Glizzy #crisis and I swear Georgia, I will not rest until these foreign glizzy imposters are all out of our country FOR GOOD!! #AMERICANGLIZZYS #MAGA 🇺🇸 #GLIZZY 💔💔💔
fox4news.com
Repeat bologna smuggler caught with 242 pounds at Texas-Mexico border
A 52-year-old man from New Mexico was caught trying to smuggle 242 pounds of prohibited pork bologna into the United States from Mexico early Saturday morning, according to U.S. Customs and Border Pro...
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
On Wednesday, I gave #NPR CEO Katherine Maher the tongue-lashing every plaid-wearing #American has dreamt of! Thank-you to those who came to watch. Next week I'll take to the floor for more comfortable cuck chairs, if congress thinks they can stop us with metal folding chairs, they're delulu. 🇺🇸
news.sky.com
MAGA's most aggressive defender Marjorie Taylor Greene goes on the attack when questioned on group chat
"Team Trump has adopted a crisis management strategy of attack, discredit and distract", writes Sky's US correspondent Martha Kelner.
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I did NOT open my mouth and close my eyes once a week & play, 'Balls or Gun' with Mike Johnson on the congressional floor for almost 2 fucking years to lose our majority now. Sit tf DOWN EliseStefanik. IF YOU WOULDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP'S 3rd TERM YOU'RE A TRAITOR! #Merica 🇺🇸 #Orbitgum
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/white-house-withdraws-rep-stefaniks-nomination-for-un-ambassador-over-gops-razor-thin-majority-in-house
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
#Distraction from the left because we are finally putting away their agents of evil. #SavetheChildren #Merica 🇺🇸
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Satirical Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🌭 @repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Thank you for inviting me. From Georgia's 14th, I can't wait to share my love of GOD, Guns and glizzys. #MAGA 🇺🇸
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