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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nazism and racial supremacy are an ideology so stupid that if you believe in it and also simultaneously believe you deserve not to be murdered in cold blood, you are a hypocrite
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Pointed Jack @pointedjack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The six horsemen
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
its strange looking at 10 yr old picture of yourself ... im in the same room and same chair!!!!!!! Nothing's happened!!!!!
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anmel Hnorbast ... the famous tangutologist
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
beatrice mcslug...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
are they going to kick ben carroll out now that he's proven himself even less popular than the 'wildly unpopular' allan
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
an italian singer once told me, 'the most sonorous phrase in the english language is "Mites Laughed"'
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
during my youth it seemed like igoogle would last forever
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i think mr tang ping had the right idea... it is right to tang a little bit ping every now and then
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when I was 8 years old i could not imagine that igoogle would ever vanish
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when i was 8 years old i believed that igoogle would be around forever
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have invented a new variant of Spider (the patience aka solitaire), which i have named Heptopus after Septopus, the seven-armed octopus. I think it is quite fun, a bit easier than spider but it still takes a bit of thought. I think it's less frustrating than e.g. 'Spiderette'.
How to play Heptopus 

	The tableau and setup
Use a single 52-card deck. Deal out 7 piles of cards face down, the first three with four cards each and the rest with three each. Turn the top card of each pile up. Divide the remaining stock into 4 face-down stacks of 7 cards each, arranged in two adjacent crosses (++). The two horizontal piles are 'the beak' of the heptopus and you can put any card you like in it... once it is open (ie the first two packets of cards have been used up). 
	
	Packing rules
Packing is in descending sequence, regardless of suit. Aces can 'turn the corner' (e.g. a sequence 3-2-A-K-Q etc is allowed). When a face-down card is exposed, turn it face-up. Only one card can be moved at a time, but a sequence of more than one card may be moved as a whole provided all the cards in it are of a single suit (and the move follows the above stated rules). An empty column in the tableau may be filled by any card or same-suit sequence. Free cells may only be filled by a single card at a time.
	When a full suit is packed in sequence (e.g. 5-4-3-2-A-K-Q-J-10-9-8-7-6) you remove it from the tableau. When all cards have been removed in this way, the deal has been won.

	The two crosses
Whenever you feel it is needed, deal out 7 more cards, using up an arm of one of the crosses. You cannot do this if any of the columns in the tableau are empty. When you have opened the 'beak', the space in the middle becomes a free cell (you can move any card in and out) holding up to once card.
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mice: Life among the Cheese Nibblers
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
work.....
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
having an elbow hole in my favourtie jumper has ruined my life ... i should patch it up. Otherwise my elbow will be cold forever... ... ...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
in the beautiful future when a child is seen making strange and disturbing art they will be sent to the 'new forms of subjectivity coordinator' who will help cultivate their novel developments and give them the resources needed to invent something completely unheard of
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we have reached the point in Big Walk where we are critiquing the accuracy of the grass species... Themeda is too small and doesn't have any red/purple !!
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
big walk is canberra bus shelters: the game
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the theory is that if i keep doing this i will eventually create art...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
just call me mxdamoisoil de la square
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Pointed Jack @pointedjack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A comic I made of me making spaghettiii meetboll and eating it! >:)
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
twushugoan...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the confusions caused by having a human shaped house —this is my house mate —where are you two living? —what? i live alone. I've already told you mate, this here is my house. (they climb inside the human shaped house)
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
thank god each of my children have cut off all ties with me. Now I can finally sit here alone telling an empty room my hilarious jokes that mock marginalised groups of people and no one will get annoyed at me for it
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
new bart time job "aint too bad"
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
new job tomorrow...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know its a serious book when it takes 120pp to start talking about the actual topic. Yes give me the Context
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
art club updates. I have developed a long list of what i think are pretty good prompts... That should last us a long time
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
big day... i finished reading the last volume of defrancis' graded readers in chinese. Still a long way to go for me, thousands more characters/words to learn before i can eg read stuff w/o a dictionary, not to mention listening, speaking, composition... onwards for the foreseeable future!
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
(discussing hailstones) "you know, something just struck me"
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
cheese... one of the human races greatest inventions
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Previously, I posted about how Yoshi's Island bosses are shaped dynamically from cones. It turns out there is a way to see this in-game. If the cartridge is pulled out during a boss battle (PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS), the boss will revert back into its true cone form.
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i wonder how likely the development of minuscule letters in the latin alphabet was. Like could it just never have happened and we all write in capitals all the time and never thought anything of it
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
christian inventing a name: 'hmm what about Sinbad'
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
mine craft dot com dot au... forward slash games
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my new plan: become famous by becoming the first person on earth to have met the majority of the australian population. I will go door to door and meet 100 people an hour 12h a day for 50 years. I think it would broaden my horizons
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
yayyy new personal best in tetris ...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
going to bed at 6pm and waking up at 1am... such beautiful silence...i can relax forever...
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tiny Teddies
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
a new bedsheet... farewell mould bed sheet. And here are three items, feel free to take one
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVML... this is a fun song to listen to !!!
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HALCALI - Strawberry Chips [subtitled]
YouTube video by Novasubs
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ahh if only i could go back to paris and see those wonderful trains again
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
watching a video about the 'minitel' of france (pre internet communication network thing) and theres this guy with a completely inexplicable jacket on
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 30/06/2026
dedicate ten years to the hobbies you want to cultivate and enjoy the day by day of working on them in short incremental goals and then putting then aside each night to read a book or watch something nice or play something fun with friends
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babordia vulgaris @reneguybabord.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
deltarune boss is to hard.......
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
proving i'm not performative by never having fun or looking cool in public where people can see me so that the most insecure people on earth don't think i like myself
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