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@rendom.bsky.social
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Queer trans nonby (they/them) Luciferian cryptid book hoarder oddity Holmesian Actually autistic metalhead linguaphile Goth horror goblin (Possible changeling) ACAB, punch Nazis, fuck TERFS, eat the rich 🍉 Lurking on stolen Biripi land

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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brain surgery tomorrow woooo!
Text in sparkly heart: if I don’t survive I just want you to know that I think you’re all cunts
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ok! So now I am actually (rather than temporarily) unemployed. Got surgery booked for the end of the month and can’t legally drive for about six months after it, so had to cancel the new 6 month gig. How’s Centrelink these days… For reference: my brain!
Cerebral aneurysm
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am officially u n e m p l o y e d
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elon Musk on pink sparkle background.
Text: If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you’re not a visionary, you’re just a cunt
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Lookit this fat motherfucker. He’s cackling in my mango tree.
Kookaburra on a wooden fence post backgrounded by mango tree
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Q: Why are all history teachers left-wing, what’s the explanation?

A: Because they studied history.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just tried to quit my job but manager said no
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Not sure how to feel about this
A fairy ring of giant mushrooms around a platform of old wood.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
Person in a field waves down a UFO with text: I will literally pay you to abduct me
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your mental state
Three interlocking circles with variations on the words ‘what’, ‘the’ and ‘fuck’
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Pooh and Piglet sit side by side. Pooh is eating honey from a jar.
First panel: Pooh says, “I love honey!”
Second panel: Pooh says, “But you know what I don’t love?”
Third panel: Pooh says, “Transphobia.”
Fourth panel: Pooh glares balefully at the reader.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Cartoon mad scientist operates a ray gun from the tray bed of a ute. Text reads: BEHOLD THE STEAL YOUR MEME-INATOR
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Person looks out a window at a city silhouette and says, what a stupid time to be alive
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trying desperately not to quit my job before I find another job but today I can barely move. Good times!
Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel conjures a rainbow labelled DEPRESSION
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What would happen if I just got up and walked out of this office and never came back
Person in bed says actually yeah, maybe today, Satan
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you see this, post your comfort character(s)
Sydney Paget’s Sherlock Holmes reclines in a pile of cushions and smokes one of three pipes
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Not sure why it’s taking so long to finish this game
Grey and white cat obscures TV screen
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist (oh noooooo)
Felix from Stray Kids finding Hyunjin’s lost and deeply expensive borrowed earring on the stage
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Frazzled dog with caption: when you’re already done with the week but the week’s not done with you
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers (or possibly everyone remembers, I don’t know people)
Screenshot of Kung Fu on Nintendo. A hostage in a red dress and inexplicable red heels says, Help me Thomas! To an approaching person (presumably Thomas) in a gi.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Found a spine for my bone collection
Bones of small dead snake
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Listen. Listen. There is an Anzac biscuit whiskey liqueur. I just mixed it with the cinnamon scroll Baileys and a shot of cream. Somebody name this cocktail for me because it’s so good I might cry.
Anzac biscuit whiskey liqueur Anzac biscuit cinnamon scroll cocktail
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
New irk unlocked: when people say they are ‘autistic about [thing]’.
BART Simpson says: What an odd thing to say
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Look
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (accurate)
Small red creature says this too shall pass but like holy fuck
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The painters are doooooone
Dark hallway with beige trim and wood floor and grandfather clock, library in the background
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Warning: to avoid injury don’t tell me how to do my job (stick figure throws a shifter at another stick figure’s head)
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m sure the end result is going to be amazing but right now my whole house looks like this. Looks like I’ll be sleeping in the book cave tonight…
Plastic sheeting over kitchen Room covered in drop cloths and paint chips
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
HBD cunt, have this meme
Hypnotised says I have survived another year and now I will make it everyone’s problem
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ok things are looking up! Fella down the road just sold me a $3800 mattress for $1500, getting delivered tomorrow AND it came with a free bottle of Cabernet Merlot.
Dog riding a roller coaster, arms raised. The dog looks ambivalent about the whole thing but in all fairness they didn’t just score a half price good quality mattress with bonus bottle of booze, so.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Took today off because the painters were coming to endarken my walls. All my shit is in boxes, the furniture is dragged away from the walls, and I have no mattress so last night I slept (ha!) on the sofa. The painters are now not coming until Wednesday.
Sir Pentious holds a revolver to his head because his painters put the start date back by two days and ruined his entire life
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Hallowe’en office selfie
Silver cowboy hat, black wig, featureless white mask, glasses
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Skeletor
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Full Moon horror flicks are so, so bad and I love them SO much
Continuous horror marathon all seats 1.99
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
For some reason I’m craving an enormous spicy Bloody Mary but I have none of the ingredients so instead I’ve got this Sangiovese gin and tonic. Which, fine. I guess.
Sangiovese gin and tonic in a crystal tumbler on a black metal table, background yard and spooky decorations
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
BART Simpson says, what an odd thing to say
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
GIVE ME MY HOUR BACK
Daylight savings time 
Prince Humperdink says: We’ve just sucked one hour of your life away. Tell me… How do you feel?
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
If you see this, post something monochromatic
Luciferian sigil
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Watching spooky vintage cartoons was the best possible choice for today. Well done, me.
Skeletons dancing in a graveyard
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Use this card when someone posts a good meme. That meme will be stolen.
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Fry from that cartoon stands outside a portaloo with sign reading SUICIDE BOOTH 25c
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Bunny says I don’t know shit!!!!! But I feel things!!!!!
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
All the YouTube vids I’m saving for when I’m home so I can watch with my cat are calling me. Two more niiiiights then new SKZ content and the Hazbin trailer come on
Raccoon eating Doritos with text: I luv coming home & being at home & sitting inside my home & staying home
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hotel server called me sir this morning and this afternoon’s Uber driver called me brother. Clearly I am more masc presenting in Victoria.
Bottle with Chinese characters and English label reading MAGICAL PENIS WINE
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Is it just me or has the US free fall into absolute fascism really sped up lately? And I’m just sitting here judging like this country won’t follow slavishly along for the ride given the tiniest opportunity.
Rick from the Young Ones (Scoffing): Fascist
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Ren @rendom.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Cat
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