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@remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social
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I used to be a proper person. Now I'm just a teensy dancing spider online. Archaic millennial. They/them

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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like there's potential for a joke about what one might bring to a "Job interview", as in the Book of Job, but I don't know enough about Bible to make it.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't believe you didn't attack ellie for using Light Mode! Why would someone use Light Mode?
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is leftism about my aesthetic self-image or is it about improving the lives of people in the world via participating in politics, a question impossible to answer
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would vote for a Democrat who pledges to hunt me, personally, for sport, over a Republican. Why? Because a Democratic majority would not allow hunting humans even if one of their members wanted to.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Walgreens is short for "Walton Galgreens"
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I should know better than to get into Stancil discourse, but... Someone posts that they'd like to set Will Stancil on fire: people are mean on the internet, get a thicker skin. Stancil quotes that post as an example of what he faces: HE'S SICCING HIS HATE MOBS ON US. ...seems a bit off.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
For Star War day:
A tattoo of a Princess Leia PEZ dispenser, captioned "Who says you can't have it all?"
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Tell me you're chronically online without saying the words.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think what the people voting for Graham Platner really want is for Platner to wrestle Pete Hegseth, and maybe dunk him in the reflecting pool.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ed balls
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If your parasocial attachments do things that make you feel betrayed, maybe it's a healthier approach to avoid getting so invested in strangers, rather than making sweeping claims about their country of origin.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
All I am asking for is a reboot of Back to the Future starting Jamie Lee Curtis and Iman Vellani.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.
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a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is waving his hand .
Alt: Jeff Lynne from ELO waves a peace sign at the camera
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When someone says "they forced Harris on us", are they suggesting this: - Someone (probably that nefarious Dee Ensie) wanted Harris to be the Dem nominee - they knew she was unlikely to win a primary - they persuaded Biden to run again, clearing the primary field of serious candidates 1/3
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Red-tailed 🤝 James Earl hawks Jones
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Demolishing the ballroom would be expensive and time- consuming. Renaming it after someone on the Enemies list, though... the Letitia James Memorial Ballroom?
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Mae A Blaire @batsncatsnpumpkins.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Guess what? My story Lehigh Valley is out on @scareyoutosleep.bsky.social now! You should listen! youtu.be/32EKbKFZeZY?...
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430. Unsightly Monster
YouTube video by Scare You To Sleep
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have a dyspraxia joke but I dropped my phone before I could tell it
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
JD Vance changes his name to Junior Donald Vance in an attempt to challenge Don Jr's share of the inheritance.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I had to look it up, because i assumed that "TLAM" stood for "Three Letter Acronym Missile" and it clearly has 4 letters.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I know that Bruce Boxleitner is an actor, but his name sounds like an Australian moving company.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As far as I can tell, "Blue MAGA" doesn't refer to a specific fixed group, but whichever people to the left of Rand Paul that the speaker finds most obnoxious.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Does Trump know that Maria Machado is not the same person as Alicia Machado?
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/11/2025
all the Dems TV ads I saw before the election were about lower taxes for the middle classes or whatever, all the GOP ads were about mental transphobic stuff, but crucially their way in wasn't "we think X is bad" but "Kamala is obsessed with X and she loooooooves it all", and people fell for it!
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It's important to be accurate with people's names, a slight error can make a big difference. For example, Suzanne Collins is the bestselling author of the Hunger Games, but Susan Collins is the Republican Senator who's going to get us there in the real world.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I used rosemary and mint Epsom salts in my bath, and now I smell like a lamb chop.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Whenever someone says "this politician/party is ignoring their base", there's a tacit belief that the party base is "me, people like me, and people who think like me."
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I can't be the only person who wonders if Rep Jared Moskowitz is related to Fievel.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. I suspect they just cast the actor with the most similar name to Leslie Nielsen.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17/06/2025
fun fact for washingtonians: if you tap into the quoted thread, there’s a call script for patty murray. you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee!
skeet from Eric Michael Garcia
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
On whether Democrats would challenge the transgender ban in Medicaid, Patty Murray says "I haven't seen the language."
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"Sometimes you see two young children fighting like crazy. They hate each other, and they’re fighting in a park, and you try and pull them apart. They don’t want to be pulled. Sometimes you’re better off letting them fight for a while and then pulling them apart." --Donald Trump, 6/5/2025
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
British people are not any more transphobic than anyone else, "TERF Island" is just a statistical error. Transphobia Jo who lives in a cave and does 10,000 transphobias a day is an outlier and should not have been counted
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Pride pepper.
A bell pepper on a countertop. The pepper has a color gradient, from deep orange at the bottom to light green at the top.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
What I wouldn't give for an app that was kind of like 2014 Facebook.
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Has Amazon just kinda given up on selling stuff? My last 2 orders had ETAs, then were delayed, delayed again, and then they say "are you really sure you want it? If you cancel we'll give you a refund."
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stephen Miller is younger than me and I'm not sure how I should feel about that
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I know I'm late to this, but The Bear is just Bob's Burgers for grown-ups, isn't it?
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
In human form I'm about a 6 I think. I'm a bit chunky and something about the way I speak/write seems to make people really defensive. As a spider I'm about a 2, a teeny tiny dancer who only bothers the deepest arachnophobe.
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Crow's Nest Comics @crowsnest.quest · 06/02/2025
Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/02/2025
M'lord the peasants say you have given them the ick
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A white person with mid-length straight brown hair and glasses posting a ballot envelope into a dropbox
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
me: forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am experiencing the shameful urges again priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church. me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2025
even if you’re 100% certain that your political analysis is correct, making your entire brand being corrosive and annoying online might not be as effective as you hope. it probably feels good in a righteous fury way but come kickoff you might wish you spent a little more time coalition building
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 09/02/2025
no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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a man in a blue and white shirt is making a face
Alt: Jeremy Clarkson giving repeated V-signs
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 2028
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remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I also thought this headline was from the Onion.
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances!
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