remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel like there's potential for a joke about what one might bring to a "Job interview", as in the Book of Job, but I don't know enough about Bible to make it. 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't believe you didn't attack ellie for using Light Mode! Why would someone use Light Mode? 000
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is leftism about my aesthetic self-image or is it about improving the lives of people in the world via participating in politics, a question impossible to answer 21179
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would vote for a Democrat who pledges to hunt me, personally, for sport, over a Republican. Why? Because a Democratic majority would not allow hunting humans even if one of their members wanted to. 020
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Walgreens is short for "Walton Galgreens" 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I should know better than to get into Stancil discourse, but... Someone posts that they'd like to set Will Stancil on fire: people are mean on the internet, get a thicker skin. Stancil quotes that post as an example of what he faces: HE'S SICCING HIS HATE MOBS ON US. ...seems a bit off. 110
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Tell me you're chronically online without saying the words. 100
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I think what the people voting for Graham Platner really want is for Platner to wrestle Pete Hegseth, and maybe dunk him in the reflecting pool. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If your parasocial attachments do things that make you feel betrayed, maybe it's a healthier approach to avoid getting so invested in strangers, rather than making sweeping claims about their country of origin. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026All I am asking for is a reboot of Back to the Future starting Jamie Lee Curtis and Iman Vellani. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is waving his hand .Alt: Jeff Lynne from ELO waves a peace sign at the camera 191
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026When someone says "they forced Harris on us", are they suggesting this: - Someone (probably that nefarious Dee Ensie) wanted Harris to be the Dem nominee - they knew she was unlikely to win a primary - they persuaded Biden to run again, clearing the primary field of serious candidates 1/3 100
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Red-tailed 🤝 James Earl hawks Jones 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Demolishing the ballroom would be expensive and time- consuming. Renaming it after someone on the Enemies list, though... the Letitia James Memorial Ballroom? 000
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialMae A Blaire @batsncatsnpumpkins.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Guess what? My story Lehigh Valley is out on @scareyoutosleep.bsky.social now! You should listen! youtu.be/32EKbKFZeZY?...youtu.be430. Unsightly MonsterYouTube video by Scare You To Sleep 043
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I have a dyspraxia joke but I dropped my phone before I could tell it 020
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026JD Vance changes his name to Junior Donald Vance in an attempt to challenge Don Jr's share of the inheritance. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I had to look it up, because i assumed that "TLAM" stood for "Three Letter Acronym Missile" and it clearly has 4 letters. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I know that Bruce Boxleitner is an actor, but his name sounds like an Australian moving company. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026As far as I can tell, "Blue MAGA" doesn't refer to a specific fixed group, but whichever people to the left of Rand Paul that the speaker finds most obnoxious. 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Does Trump know that Maria Machado is not the same person as Alicia Machado? 020
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/11/2025all the Dems TV ads I saw before the election were about lower taxes for the middle classes or whatever, all the GOP ads were about mental transphobic stuff, but crucially their way in wasn't "we think X is bad" but "Kamala is obsessed with X and she loooooooves it all", and people fell for it! 822828
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It's important to be accurate with people's names, a slight error can make a big difference. For example, Suzanne Collins is the bestselling author of the Hunger Games, but Susan Collins is the Republican Senator who's going to get us there in the real world. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I used rosemary and mint Epsom salts in my bath, and now I smell like a lamb chop. 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Whenever someone says "this politician/party is ignoring their base", there's a tacit belief that the party base is "me, people like me, and people who think like me." 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I can't be the only person who wonders if Rep Jared Moskowitz is related to Fievel. 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. I suspect they just cast the actor with the most similar name to Leslie Nielsen. 000
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17/06/2025fun fact for washingtonians: if you tap into the quoted thread, there’s a call script for patty murray. you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee! 2395222
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025"Sometimes you see two young children fighting like crazy. They hate each other, and they’re fighting in a park, and you try and pull them apart. They don’t want to be pulled. Sometimes you’re better off letting them fight for a while and then pulling them apart." --Donald Trump, 6/5/2025 120
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025British people are not any more transphobic than anyone else, "TERF Island" is just a statistical error. Transphobia Jo who lives in a cave and does 10,000 transphobias a day is an outlier and should not have been counted 241786503
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025What I wouldn't give for an app that was kind of like 2014 Facebook. 030
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Has Amazon just kinda given up on selling stuff? My last 2 orders had ETAs, then were delayed, delayed again, and then they say "are you really sure you want it? If you cancel we'll give you a refund." 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Stephen Miller is younger than me and I'm not sure how I should feel about that 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I know I'm late to this, but The Bear is just Bob's Burgers for grown-ups, isn't it? 010
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025In human form I'm about a 6 I think. I'm a bit chunky and something about the way I speak/write seems to make people really defensive. As a spider I'm about a 2, a teeny tiny dancer who only bothers the deepest arachnophobe. 000
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialCrow's Nest Comics @crowsnest.quest · 06/02/2025Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more. 20647210
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/02/2025M'lord the peasants say you have given them the ick 111593175
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025me: forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am experiencing the shameful urges again priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church. me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know 1563
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2025even if you’re 100% certain that your political analysis is correct, making your entire brand being corrosive and annoying online might not be as effective as you hope. it probably feels good in a righteous fury way but come kickoff you might wish you spent a little more time coalition building 351848188
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 09/02/2025no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself 121261214
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue and white shirt is making a faceAlt: Jeremy Clarkson giving repeated V-signs 000
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 2028 120
remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I also thought this headline was from the Onion. 110
Reposted by @remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.socialMelissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances! 251108892588