Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Damn G, that’s a hell of a way to boost one’s self esteem 110 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026People leaving their carts out of the corral turns me into a homicidal maniac 020 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This is what we need more than anything 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026No one is above the law? Oh right he must be in jail right now, right? 020 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Louder and into the large flower on my lapel, please 060 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Thank you for sharing this is going to be my album art for sure 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I would never do a commercial for AI, all my fans can rest easy knowing that 020 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026How many men is too many?? We will never know 062 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Breaking news: people like to have fun 020 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If I denied funding one more time im going to do something with this double barrelled prop I’m carrying around for the pitch meetings 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Currently seeking funding for it right now 110 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026What if I started a history podcast where I just asked chat gpt questions about history and read the answers and pretend like it’s my own words and research??? Not bad probably 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026What’s up with the government not doing Free Beer program?? Seems not good 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026That’s correct, capitalism isn’t its own gravedigger, it was Reaganism!!! We can make a few tweaks and make it all better again :) 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’ll show you mine if you show me yours (brain worm) 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Disrespectful to agnostics who believe in healing crystals and ghosts 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026You would say that to a weird little freak on a Saturday of all days? Wow 110 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Please someone do a microaggression so I can subtweet you please 120 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Windows open not shift also u can minimize or maximize windows too Windows knower 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Did everyone just forget about pipe rock theory?? 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026You wanting to buy groceries with your money is the same amount of valid as me wanting to do Scrooge mcduck swan dives into mine 020 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh wow it’s exactly like when Mao ventilated a million landlords 150 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’ve been hard at work my whole life being Not Bad and my name is completely absent from the Epstein files. Pretty good! 050 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Spoken like a man who just viewed my profile in search of ammunition for a derisive reply 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You’re on the internet, what else are you going to do? Take your scoldy bs and fuckkkkkk off 110 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ow My tummy hurts I’ve been drinking virgin paralyzers all week 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Causes the user to use the n word spontaneously 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A rag for wealthy British pedophiles indeed 060 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It’s not my fault I stayed up until 4 am playing clash of clans with my racist friends I’ve never met in real life, I have adhd 010 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Like I’m Literally so tired, however much sleep you got I literally got an hour less 130 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Damn everyone is dying lately WHOS NEXT??? — goldberg 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Trying to become an influencer in freecel why is everyone always saying I can’t do that 000 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/20266 will be the US champ, Wisconsin stays winning 120 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Everyone who owns an oculus rift is a pervert 230 0
Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Magic beans don’t say “this story is really bad” 010 0
