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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

No one is above the law? Oh right he must be in jail right now, right?

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Resistance is heckin awesomesauce :^)

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I would never do a commercial for AI, all my fans can rest easy knowing that

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

How many men is too many?? We will never know

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

What if I started a history podcast where I just asked chat gpt questions about history and read the answers and pretend like it’s my own words and research??? Not bad probably

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

What’s up with the government not doing Free Beer program?? Seems not good

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

That’s correct, capitalism isn’t its own gravedigger, it was Reaganism!!! We can make a few tweaks and make it all better again :)

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours (brain worm)

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Please someone do a microaggression so I can subtweet you please

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Did everyone just forget about pipe rock theory??

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I’ve been hard at work my whole life being Not Bad and my name is completely absent from the Epstein files. Pretty good!

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Ow My tummy hurts I’ve been drinking virgin paralyzers all week

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Like I’m Literally so tired, however much sleep you got I literally got an hour less

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Damn everyone is dying lately WHOS NEXT??? — goldberg

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

35 to 43 cm in snowfall? Fuck my life

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Everyone who owns an oculus rift is a pervert

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

What happened to doing things and not filming them??? Bring that back please

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Actually tech WILL save us, currently developing a Bluetooth enabled AR15 that notifies the cops when you get too close to a shopping mall or school

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My iphone and f150 are already sending my data to Langley, I can’t see why Beijing can’t have a little taste too

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Filibusta Rhymes making politics cool again

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Thick cut bologna is basically like hotdog steak and that’s pretty good

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Follicular won’t stop hairmogging me please stop

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

No you bitch I’m not an alcoholic I’m beermaxxing

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

This is particularly galling as the Orange Cheeto Basterd (hehe) is the only presidential associate of Epstein ever

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Coming up on a 16 hour work day, not bad

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Behold the intellectual firepower of the liberal small business owner

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Look I’d love to End Racism and all but then how am I gonna look like a good person? Think about it

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

God I can’t wait to scold someone on this app today, it’s how I cope with my lack of agency in the real world

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I would like to heart felt apologize to People of Community for the bad things I may have said in Xbox Live 20 years ago

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

About 30 miller high lifes would be pretty good right now

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I’m taking a bold stand against bad stuff, I’m coming out to say I don’t like it

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

This is my take on a Tom Cochrane classic: Life is a Podcast

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Me to ChatGPT MrBeast: please I’ll fuckin humiliate myself for $20,000 whatever you want man

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Staying up til midnight drinking virgin Irish car bombs

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Baud rate above 115200 is called a hot baud Don’t believe me? Look it up

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Asking coworkers if they would like to form an alliance

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

R.B. Bennett actually opened the world’s first Arby’s in Calgary, AB, naming the roast beef sandwich restaurant after himself and then went on to be Prime Minister I love Canadian history

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Perogy salad is not only good for you but is Extremely Albertan

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Tulip bulbs ain’t got nothin on 21st century degeneracy

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Geralt of Rivia stole his name from Geraldo of Rivera

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I don’t really care about discord just use a different thing Jesus Christ

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

It’s ok if it’s an emergency DUI

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Alberta rat patrolman @remarxist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Sometimes it’s just easier to get an Arby’s than think about the fascism

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