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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following paramount leaders to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

A 4x4 grid of official portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping, general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party and the wellspring of political thought from which all correct poasting flows, regardless of language, platform or verifications status.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We find photo spreads of provincial agricultural inspections extremely arousing. Our parents once found a stash of 农民日报under our mattress. So embarrassing.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Reminder: Border control officers have discretion as to where to stamp passports as long as stamps are clear and machine readable and bearer identification elements are not obscured.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Agree with comrade Trump. US citizens are welcome, but should be good.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Renovated reflecting pool in Washington, DC expected to draw admirers from countless nations and territories.

《严明政治纪律，自觉维护党的团结统一》（2013年1月22日）这是习近平同志在中共第十八届中央纪律检查委员会第二次全体会议上讲话的一部分。文中指出：我们党是靠革命理想和铁的纪律组织起来的马克思主义政党，纪律严明是党的光荣传统和独特优势。严明党的纪律，首要的就是严明政治纪律。政治纪律是最重要、最根本、最关键的纪律，遵守党的政治纪律是遵守党的全部纪律的重要基础。强调：党章是我们党的总章程、总规矩。严明政治纪律就要从遵守和维护党章入手。遵守党的政治纪律，最核心的，就是坚持党的领导，同党中央保持高度一致，自觉维护中央权威。

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

All reflecting pools in Beijing reported to be competently administered and free of unsightly contaminants.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

NEWS IN PHOTOS: China’s President Xi Jinping greets foreign dignitary.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

“Military grade venting” is what happens to us when we eat too much Guizhou cuisine.

A “truth social” post from Donald Trump that reads:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The out of control Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, who doesn't want to accept a $400 Million Dollar GIFT of one of the most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, desperately needed by the White House and its future Presidents (Due to time constraints, I will barely get to use it!), wants me to build the "underground" portion of the Ballroom, without the
"above ground" portion, but the underground doesn't work, isn't necessary, and would indeed be useless, without the above ground sections. The underground portion is wedded to, and serves, the upper portion, including the Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass. It's all tied together as one big, expensive, and very complex unit, which is vital for National Security and Military Operations of the United States of America!
The Judge's decision, which doesn't even discuss the vital subject of STANDING, of which the plaintiff has none, severely jeopardizes the lives and welfare of the people who work, and will be working, at the White House - including all future Presidents of the United States, and their families. President
DONALD J. TRUMP
1.18k ReTruths 3.61k Likes
Apr 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

JD Vance widely considered “most influential” American Vice President.

A very sad portrait of two capitalist losers in blue suits.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

BREAKING: President Trump unveils "triumphal arch" design for US capital of Washington, DC.

A rendering of a white triumphal arch against a blue sky dappled with clouds. A gold statue of Winged Victory stands astride the arch. Twin portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping gaze serenely from the columns on either side, underscoring that victory belongs to the Party alone. Across the top of the arch is a red banner declaring in Chinese, "Long Live the Chinese Communist Party." It is truly a monument to spire men to greatness and bring women to tears. Or maybe the other way around. We're not really sure.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Our compounding pharmacies make effective medications for premature victory. Fax us for a price list. No prescription required!

Donald J. Trump ®
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@realDonaldTrump
The Wall Street Journal, one of the worst and most inaccurate "Editorial Boards" in the World, stated that I "declared premature victory in Iran." Actually, it is a Victory, and there's nothing "premature" about it!
Because of me, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON and, very quickly, you'll see Oil start flowing, with or without the help of Iran and, to me, it makes no difference, either way. The Wall Street Journal will, as usual, live to eat their words. They are always quick to criticize, but never to admit when they're wrong, which is most of the time! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
53 ReTruths 195 Likes
4/9/26, 2:28 PM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“Important new job in the private sector” is a euphemism for “remanded to a black prison,” right? Like when we say “invited for tea” but mean “interrogated.”

Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown in Crime across our Country, with Murders plummeting to their lowest level since 1900. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future, and our Deputy Attorney General, and a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting Attorney General. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J.
TRUMP
275 ReTruths 864 Likes
Apr 02, 2026, 10:17 AM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

We’re reluctant to say this about capitalist propaganda organ The Economist, but… Fact check: True.

A cover for arch-capitalist rag The Economist, featuring a blurry Donald Trump in the foreground, bloviating through a cavernously open mouth, and, in the background, a serene and measured comrade Xi Jinping, smiling faintly. The headline is: “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

SPONSOR MESSAGE: Ass kicked by Iran? Laobaigan! Remember: "When the shit hits the fan, there's always Laobaigan!"™

A large plastic jug of unfathomably cheap liquor bracketed by the slogan: "When the shit hits the fan, there's always Laobaigan!" To drink such liquor, one must truly be at the end of joy and hope. You have failed irredeemably and have no choice to take solace in the loving embrace of white spirit oblivion. Fare thee well, traveler!

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This is false consciousness. Call us when it shows signs of socialism.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

NEWS ANALYSIS: Imperialist warmongers mongering imperialist war.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

So-called "March for billionaires" not observed in People's Republic of China.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

EXPERTS: “Melania“ documentary not flattering enough.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.

Charles Schumer, American Democrat party senator from the province of New York, widely known for pliability in the face of adversity.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.

South Korean President Lee Jae Myung presents arch-imperialist Trump with a replica golden crown in a glass case such as one might purchase on Taobao or in a provincial museum gift shop. The expression on comrade Trump’s face is the capitalists unbridled lust for gold. Meanwhile, President Lee radiates the self-satisfied aura of a lesser vassal who has forestalled a browbeating for another day. All are awash in shame.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.

Candidate for senator for the US province of Maine, shirtless, shows off new, politically acceptable tattoo of Comrade Xi Jinping in place of prior controversial tattoo of Nazi "totenkopf" symbol.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.

Aging reactionary Eric Adams clasps hands with aging reactionary Andrew Cuomo before a crowd in a press photo above the headline, “Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor.” The two reactionaries are both labeled “Reactionaries.” Above their clasped hands is the text, “Stopping a socialist,” which is the thing reactionaries love most.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.

A screen capture of a Donald Trump Truth Social post that reads: “ Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual "mouthpiece" for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF! The "Times" has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected "rag" responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos/ABC/Disney, and 60
Minutes/CBS/Paramount, who knew that they were falsely
"smearing" me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Challenging our interns to say, "Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War," without bursting into laughter.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Good idea, comrades. Nothing gets the political blood pumping harder than a plenary session. Make sure you have banners.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

OFFICIAL: Claims that military parade is “crypto-erotic spectacle” dismissed.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

NEWS: People’s Armed Police troops demonstrate precision shouting skills before assembled dignitaries.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

On this occasion of solemn remembrance of the blood spilled in the Chinese People's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the World Anti-Fascist War, we invite people everywhere to reflect upon the fact that our military parades kick ass.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Mobilizing the full resources of the State to crush one man because his existence challenges the official narrative? 😍😍😍 We’re proud of you, American friends!

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

BREAKING: Tourists in U.S. capital shocked as local youth perform so-called “wheelie” maneuvers popularized by thugs and gangsters.

A “tweet” from capitalist influencer @willchamberlain that reads,

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.

The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

In today’s China the elderly live in comfort and need not work in reviled, low-status jobs to support unproductive youth.

A grizzled elder, his dreams obviously crushed by capitalism, reluctantly dons military garb to engage in dangerous work suppressing undesirables and guiding his obviously dissolute and nihilistic offspring.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Excellent move, comrade! Why even have statistics if they don’t support Party ideology?

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Our uncle in the coal business had a banquet hall in his villa in Taiyuan that looked just like this!

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

US NEWS: Adequacy of actress Sidney Sweeney’s jeans questioned.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Comrade Rubio, is there any spare room in CECOT? Asking for a friend.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

“Hot Girls of Communism” suitable for audiences of all ages.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

National Radio and Television Administration: “Hot Girls of Capitalism” show unsuited for broadcast in China due to risks of spiritual pollution, smut.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

OFFICIAL: Condolences offered upon death of U.S. Secretary of Commerce Hulk Hogan.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Next, we recommend rectifying your political cartoonists and firmly guiding them toward hilarity in the service of the Party.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Comrade Xi Jinping does not have a “branded fragrance.” However, if he did, it would subtle but unmistakable, warm but unyielding, evocative of a blossoming new era of socialism with Chinese characteristics, and confounding to anti-Party and reactionary elements. With a hint of sandalwood.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Many people are “dunking” on comrade Chatterton Williams, but he lives in France so it’s 50/50 he helps lead a communist revolution somewhere in Asia in the next decade. We’re excited for his impending enlightenment.

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