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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 12/02/2026

look upon these world-historical artists. our new episode is the golden thread uniting them

austin powers, el rey de las espías, niño

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 01/01/2026

one day, I'm gonna be a veteran in paradise. one day, I'll be the man who can't sleep and talks to strangers.

don draper sits pensively at a bar in the royal hawaiian hotel, in a pale yellow blazer and aloha shirt

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 16/10/2025

Recline Relax and Enjoy Luxury Seating Newly renovated

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 15/04/2024

Friends, as you know, eclipse madness involves severe time dilation. Thank you for bearing with us!

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

The climax of revenge at the top of a skyscraper, organized like a Renaissance painting. The Nixon boys recoil with Republican hatred of the body, Burt sees little Peanut mess himself yet again, Pete is giddy at the humiliation, while Don simply overlooks his own craftsmanship.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Don breaks the heart of one more father figure, or rather makes Dad break it for him. With his characteristic dark elegance, Don forces Roger to earn the heights that rich little Peanut was born to inherit.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Don slurps his way to revenge on Roger. They suck back oysters and vodka. The frat house Mephistopheles has Roger exactly where he wants him.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Pete's gun is finally out of reach and off screen. Reality displaces fantasy. Peggy is beginning to outgrow her sweaters with burgeoning maternal nourishment. But there is none for Pete. His growth will depend on self-knowledge, which brooks no dependency and offers no teat.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Pete stalks the female sex with a boy's first rifle, (unloaded). Soon another sexually unfulfilled little boy with an equally undistinguished gun will ruin Jackie's pink dress and the 20th century.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Pete is trapped in the exchange office and meets a self he wishes he could have been: the son his father wished he'd had. But there are no refunds for existence and it is impossible for him to be other than the man he is, so he gets a gun instead.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Wearing the bluest of blue contact lenses, Helen Bishop is surrounded by food and surprised by sudden violence. Betty's road to freedom runs through assault, and she enforces her right to give parts of her body to strange children.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

The MacGuffin of this episode's B-plot. The tomato is a fruit and the newly-wedded Pete is given it by his wife. The male of the species predictably fumbles when presented with the feminine object and it's all he can do to convert the Edenic dip tray into a small-caliber phallus.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

The obligatory lamp. When you depict a world with ceilings, all lighting must have a rational source. The traditional high-key studio lights are banished. Even though virtually every interior is in fact a set there is always a gesture to practical lighting.

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Relentless Picnic @relentlesspicnic.com · 20/03/2024

Betty's ascent to full consciousness has a series of nightmarish midwives. In 'Red In the Face' Roger full of vodka crowds her into a perverse American two shot. Don counterattacks, defending not Betty's honor but his property.

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