name @lazenby.bsky.social · 18htime machines www.tumblr.com/lazenby/8294...tumblr.comPost by @lazenby💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 1 · if you had a time machine would you go to the future or the past? I thought about this recently, after my house flooded. I’d be the first to admit that one of my biggest faults i… 0113
Reposted by nameolive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 30/09/2026EVERYONE GET IN HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmiQ...youtube.comAlarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-HuskyYouTube video by USCSB 108718
Reposted by nameBrandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is why they're eliminating geoscience programs. 44321
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Part of "having an opinion" is the conviction that it is true. The bare minimum for publication in a *scientific journal* is the desire and ability to marshal a set of facts such that their reader will understand your conviction. If you can't say why you are convinced, how do I know you believe it? 070
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026you ever just do the Lance Reddick walk because you miss him a lot? 090
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 09/06/2026look just one more ream of deadstock sub 16 cockle finish 100% cotton 8.5x14 red ruled legal paper I swear to God 030
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The subtext here is that they all think an ugly woman has been cast as Helen of Troy. "White Obama" is the only way they can think to advance what is to them the self-evident absurdity of "a beautiful black woman." 1111
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 24/05/2026adulthood is having dozens of cr2032 coin batteries but never wearing a watch 280
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 19/05/2026imagining lee marvin in the ladies shoe aisle until they have to send in SWAT 060
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026exploring a theme is like exploring a cave; if you don't go far enough it's just a shameful retread, but if you go too far you die an agonizing death in a funny position 0100
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 28/04/2026like the man said, hypocrisy is not some human foible; it is the essence of our predicament. show me a hypocritical dog. 0132
Reposted by nameDrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other. 116150755539
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026when none of the other characters had compassion for house and nobody euthanized house in the pilot episode of "house, m.d." 1713
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the weakness of all the weak bits you saw today comparing it to air travel serves the same function as the ghoulishness of the challenger jokes: insulting the meat. bad jokes aren't often seen as civic virtue but it's impossible to have a democracy without the irresistible leveling urge they reveal. 0110
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 30/03/2026you're doing dear diary shit with Claude I'm bolting my microplane to a sawzall and finally getting "enough parmesan" 1140
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 26/03/2026hard to imagine a greater honor than Tár losing every category to eeaao. up there with jk rowling calling you a traitor to the human race 060
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 07/03/2026buy once cry once should be on all four sides of the Washington monument 040
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026why are they trying to make ragebait with the consent manufacturer? did the lose the manual or 0221
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 06/02/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ6q...youtube.comRobert (68%)YouTube video by lazenby 031
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 14/01/2026pressing the heels of your palms into your eyeballs to see only the seeing side of sight is all fun and games until the zigzag man shows up 0131
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 14/08/2025meeting my handler at the renal pelvis of the bulgakov statue in the international kidney museum 010
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 10/08/2025the two O's in goop indicate that gwyneth paltrow has murdered human beings to advance the interests of the United Kingdom 090
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 24/07/2025in societies with free speech, real news is always an unspoken subtext. the newsworthy part of this 20-year-old story is not that the president is a pedophile. the news is that his unprecedented immunity to political gravity has secretly been decaying. 2131
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 13/07/2025post-scarcity economists fail to consider that gambling addicts only have 20 fingers and toes to cut off 051
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 06/07/2025dreamed Frasier was Brad Pitt in Fury and Niles named the tank Jerry Cruncher 070
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"Modernity and the Holocaust" p. 17, if anyone else was curious about this exceptional book. The full context is even more frightening: 0135
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Dear God, please bless Mom and Dad and Alfred Hitchcock and NIH and cunt and the Szechuan peppercorn. sincerely yours, Nick (BP 117/76, knock wood) 0100
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I'm not complaining, I'm just reminding you that I'm not complaining 091
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 05/02/2025yeah gimme one Special Providence and ummmmmm the 10 megaton asteroid too 141
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 15/01/2025each night I feed my terra cotta Jimmy Carter a thimble of blood and a spoonful of milk and plead for redress to the unbearable juicelessness of American cinema 1272
name @lazenby.bsky.social · 28/12/2024o heavenly father is it true that when you created willem dafoe you made christopher walken again but took away all shame at masturbation? 0140
