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Devin Patrick

@relaxedchap.bsky.social
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Plays in dirt.

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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A two-panel meme from The Simpsons featuring Principal Skinner standing outdoors. In the first panel, he looks thoughtful and asks, “Am I out of touch?” In the second, he stares ahead with a serious expression and concludes, “No, it’s the children who are wrong.” The meme humorously illustrates a refusal to acknowledge being out of touch or consider that one’s own perspective might be flawed.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But also to mark the date and time the cages were hosed out. It strangely has a place to initial next to each date, indicating who preformed the cage hosing, because it’s always her. Why do you need the initial column, Laura? Who’s checking your work?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is a certain level of bitchiness that can only be obtained while filing your nails.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t be ludicrous. It only costs nearly $100.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, you see, internet providers are like the Habsburgs…
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, but they aren’t the ones you’re looking for.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s a good portion of Fort Worth and northern burbs. They had a special election in January that went D+17. That 34 point swing is sticking around!
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
U.S. policing has a pretty bad reputation from up close, too.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do you know if “Courtesy of Fort Collins Library” mean that the photo was taken there? Or just that FCL had a copy to share?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have you tried tapping a pencil against you temple until a light bulb appears above your head?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And he does NOTHING to help you? Like, not even tries to find a longish stick?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s with the oddly specific price of $88,600 to get a photo with Trump?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is exactly why red yarn and thumb tacks were invented.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ooooooohhhh. I get it now.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This part? “Do you remember Twenty-first night of September?” Is that the part?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You’re about 20 days early.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The vibes are NOT good
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not that it matters, but I wish someone would remind Trump that he ran for president in 2000 and lost horribly just to watch him crash out.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looks like he’s trying to mimic your profile picture
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of those rocks with googly eyes.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“But you acknowledge his existence? Haha, gotcha!”
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The West is just America’s phat ass
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anything on Facebook.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I will fight and die for a future where my children’s children can have cheese on demand!
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I misread this as “Dentists should smile more” and I’m like, yeah, they fucking should!
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dope.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
More things need to be described in terms of hamburgers.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/07/2026
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Though very much alive, somehow Al Pacino has been reincarnated as a Gen Z meme-powered influencer.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If the Cybertruck ever becomes a beloved cultural artifact, we will be forced to build a time machine for reals.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What?! Why did no one tell me this? Looks at ingredients list: oh, wait…
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tropical barf, now with a twist of lime!
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Papaya. Tastes like tropical barf.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m not usually a Correction Guy, but I make an exception for The Gambia. It’s not Gambia. It’s “The” Gambia.
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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Wait. For. It. NASA animation shows Global temps warm slowly at first, then rapidly. Warming is accelerating! Here’s the truth. It’s real. It’s us. And we have to come to terms with it, and deal with reality, rather than deceiving ourselves, and hoping it goes away. It won’t… without intervention.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Her last name is White.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Get on the horn and tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ooohhhh. THAT Donald Trump.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Right. #1 - no it’s not #2 - bikes famously work well on land
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m not looking for an argument nor a debate, just an answer. You gave me the only answer I expected from you.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I was right, I do regret it. Just because I don’t want to engage with you doesn’t mean I’m unwilling to engage the topic entirely. You think way too highly of yourself if you haven’t considered this.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Alright dude, let’s start over then. Which laws did Richard Branson break during the Obama years? Specifically, anything that that a U.S. politician could enforce. I would like specific examples, but if you cannot provide that, I’ll lower my bar to wild accusations. Is this structured and clear?
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My thoughts and words are my own. You might hate them, but they’re mine.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How about a riddle instead? What to chocolate chip cookies and you have in common? The cookies are dope and you’re just a dope.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/rela...
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mate… ok we’re done here. bsky.app/profile/rela...
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Unclench your pearls. I’m just pointing out that you’re deflecting and trying to keep you on track.
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Devin Patrick @relaxedchap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t get testy cuz I asked a question that, despite some effort, you can’t answer.
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