small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I have a small garden shed in my backyard. Someone left their pants in there. They used rope as a belt, so I hope they got new pants & aren't just walking around pantless because it's cold. 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Painting is making me happy 351
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Smaller made me squish toys of my 3 favourite things. Fernando, Alkaline & coke. 110
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Fernando didn't knock my drink off the cupboard. Good boy. 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My boys are home together <3 I miss them 260
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy 48 months Technoblade :) 041
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Goodnight sweet boy, Alkaline. Thank you for being mine & Smallers best mate. 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I have triangular prism'ed Technoblade. 290
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Why is my phone showing me 2 different time? 040
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Herald Sun tell me I'm owed limes when I go on school camps. How many limes does a house cost? 001
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I got his foot print & fur vials today <3 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Rest well, sir Fernando. I miss you <3 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Getting ready to be blown away by @juicesoar.bsky.social 110
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/10/2025These are so pretty. That pin would look lovely on my landyard 030
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I made Technoblade & Carl :) 080
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Please enjoy my stressful hilarious story. 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Happy birthday to @mrtechnodad.bsky.social !! Here's a picture of my cat when he was a kitten. 1100
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 28/08/2025A student bought me flowers because "he wanted to brighten my day & i do so much for him" 😭😭 140
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I drew this for the birthday video :) 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/08/2025We made gnocchi at staff meeting tonight :) 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I FOUND TECHNOBLADE IN CANVA! 140
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I'm getting an internet boost... a BIG BOOST!!! Wildddddd 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Census day at school today. We wore pjs to celebrate. I wore tekunoburēdo <3 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My morning is putting new covers on student books. Yayyyy 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Downloaded COD again & my first match, I got best play, most kills & highest objective score :) 240
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I got this from my principal yesterday too. Bit cute 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 30/06/2025These are up in my classroom for my students to read each day <3 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 30/06/2025This is from my latest PLP meeting. If I ever say I'm a shit teacher, remind me that people at my school think differently. Putting this here to remind myself too. 360
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I drew an interpretation of lava chicken as a smurf house. Please like it. 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 14/06/2025This should be higher... 030
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Look at this "human" trying to steal my wheels from my car. Cats these days... 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Had a student draw me today & called me the kindess peason on the wold 🥰 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/06/2025@mrtechnodad.bsky.social people on twitter really liked your comment too 040
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 05/06/2025140 stream streak for @juicesoar.bsky.social. I think I like his streams. He's a good kid. Go say hi. (And say hi to me.. I'm more special..) 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 04/06/2025This joke would 100% be approved by Technoblade. Well played, @mrtechnodad.bsky.social 2667
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Technodad is everywhere. I love that <3 091
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Hmm... I wonder what is going to be uncovered. I'm so excited. 130
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 30/05/2025This is my potato king terrarium I made today. 291
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/05/202520.1 million... 300% is coming up! 051
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Look at this young dapper man @mrtechnodad.bsky.social. Ready for the ice cream social. 070
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/05/2025THIS IS HAPPENING SOON TOO. Isn't that right @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social? 061
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Sports day outfit. @juicesoar.bsky.social top & unofficial @mrtechnodad.bsky.social suspenders lol 060