small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This week has been wild. Ended up in emergency with a random allergic reaction then slept for 5 hours, had an eye exam & had blurry vision for 4 hours afterwards but still went to teach, and have started new meds which has made me feel like I'm on clouds. Hooray! 100
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I made a video for @juicesoar.bsky.social. please like it youtu.be/m0qDsK1aITU?...youtu.beHappy Birthday Juice!YouTube video by relatively small 🐷👑 021
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I now have a security camera pointing towards my shed. 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I have a small garden shed in my backyard. Someone left their pants in there. They used rope as a belt, so I hope they got new pants & aren't just walking around pantless because it's cold. 010
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalineOne of Us Global Foundation @oneofusglobal.org · 11/07/2026Something approaches... we must be ready. We must prepare. We need more help.... Algo se acerca... debemos estar listxs. Debemos prepararnos. Necesitamos más ayuda.... #oneofusglobal #oneofus #nonprofit #charity #philanthropy 0137
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Why did Phil give me a nickname lol. I'm so used to being full named when talking about my sub. 50 month sub!!! www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...twitch.tvPhilza - my sub, short namedWatch Philza's clip titled "my sub, short named" 021
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Painting is making me happy 351
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Smaller made me squish toys of my 3 favourite things. Fernando, Alkaline & coke. 110
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Fernando didn't knock my drink off the cupboard. Good boy. 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I have 4 weeks of medication to take to see if my ocular migraines go away. If not, I'm off for a ct scan. I've also completely lost my voice. My health is in shambles lol. Guess thats what happens when you get closer to 40 lol 130
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My boys are home together <3 I miss them 260
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026RIP pc. You served me well. Free upgrade time. Buy the warranty. Thank you past small. 010
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy 48 months Technoblade :) 041
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Goodnight sweet boy, Alkaline. Thank you for being mine & Smallers best mate. 000
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalinevoicesfortheblade.bsky.social @voicesfortheblade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Our contributors are working to fill those lovely prompts you sent us. While we'll have to wait until June 1st for the results, we did want to take this moment to share our tally. An amazing $957 for research into Sarcoma and $434 for our charities focused on immigrant rights! 1105
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Had a day with the staff to connect. We had to write encouragement letters to others. I got 1 & my name was spelt wrong. I don't think I've made connections. I'm gonna go plant myself in a garden somewher. Maybe I'll connect with a carrot friend. 000
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalinemrtechnodad.bsky.social @mrtechnodad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on. 1619
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Life feels really heavy at the moment. Can you tell me the best thing that's happened to you lately? I wanna celebrate your success & excitement! 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Caring for neighbourhood strays is stressful. They go missing for part of a day & my mind is going to THE WORST! I need to keep them safe, fed & healthy, but that requires more money than I have :( 100
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Finally had kimchi by itself... why did I wait so long. It's so delicious!! 140
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I have triangular prism'ed Technoblade. 290
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Why is my phone showing me 2 different time? 040
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Happy April 7th!!!media.tenor.coma man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .ALT: a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera . 020
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalineTechnoblade.com @technoblade.com · 03/04/2026FREE DOWNLOADABLE + COLORING CONTEST = PEAK WINNING cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/05... We have partnered with Winterstar Art for this cutie FREE downloadable coloring book. Just do it. (also, consider this a hint of things to come... no more will be said about it) 0253
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Doctor: you're anaemic, take iron tablets. Me: *takes 1 iron tablet and gets the symptoms of headache, nausea, insomnia, blurry vision.* "Oh yes, these are so good for me, yummy yummy." 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I survived yesterday. That is all. 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Herald Sun tell me I'm owed limes when I go on school camps. How many limes does a house cost? 001
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/2026HE DID IT 40K!!!! Congratulations @juicesoar.bsky.social 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/20263 AWAY CHAT. 3 AWAY. BIG BIG MOMENT. WHOS 40K FOLLOWER???? 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Juice says I have no friends that would follow him. He's almost at 40k on twitch, pls go yell at him that we are friends pls www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=atwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 012
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Juice is so so so close to 40k follows on twitch. Will YOU be the 40k follower!?! www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=atwitch.tvJuicesoar - Twitch⭐ Forever World • Storage Build - !Discord 010
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalinevoicesfortheblade.bsky.social @voicesfortheblade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Another year, another Voices For The Blade event!!! Kind of wild that this is our fifth time. As usual, we'll be running a charity event to benefit the Sarcoma Foundation of America. 11712
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/02/2026This is so funny. I'm in this video. Not doxxing myself because there's SO MANY PEOPLE. 14 years ago Good Charlotte played a Guerilla Gig in Rundle Mall 😭😭 good times, good good times youtu.be/r9LtrSONJQ4?...youtu.beChannel [V] Guerilla Gig: Good Charlotte -- Part 2YouTube video by Nicole Smilie 000
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Please please please cross your fingers that my RPL gets approved. Please & thank you! 140
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There is a flood watch for almost all of South Australia. Might canoe to school tomorrow. My rural town is not built for floods, it flooded on the weekend & we only had 50mls of rain in 12 hours. 200
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Attention teachers: reminder, make sure you are making a clear list of your professional development you have undertaken. Sincerely, a teacher who had to remember 4 YEARS worth of PD's. 100
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I put all of my earrings in a hanger today. I filled it. Then I turned to my dead cats ashes & reminded him "please don't knock these over". It was his favourite thing to do, knock everything off cupboards. 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 11/02/202645 month sub to philza. He said he didn't need a room in the retirement home? Yeah right, buddy. I'm asking about a room for myself too :) www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...twitch.tvPhilza - philza doesn't need a room at retirement house.... yetWatch Philza's clip titled 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Officially 2 weeks without Fernando. I miss him a lot. 030
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 30/01/2026This week has REALLY tested me. But, I had hard grown up conversations. Asked for help. Stood up for myself. Cried. Ate a lot of mac & cheese. Had gastro. And survived. 230
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Rest well, sir Fernando. I miss you <3 120
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 01/01/20262026 started in a fort with Smaller. Then someone recognised my Technoblade shirt. Pretty good start to the year :) 030
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Didn't see my family for Christmas, but making up for it today by seeing kiddos aunties, uncles, nanna & grandad... without her though. Merry Crisis everyone. 130
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Me - *goes to the toilet* Smaller - "love you. Miss you. Please don't die" 020
small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I keep forgetting shout everything. I am so busy & so tired. 7 days left before school holidays. But still have university work... hooray. Anyway, hi. 110
Reposted by small misses fernando & alkalineWhy you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025 244268