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small misses fernando & alkaline

@relativelysmall.bsky.social
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always sad. as old as philza. i have a child, smaller. tired uni student. apparently a teacher. she/her.

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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This week has been wild. Ended up in emergency with a random allergic reaction then slept for 5 hours, had an eye exam & had blurry vision for 4 hours afterwards but still went to teach, and have started new meds which has made me feel like I'm on clouds. Hooray!
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I made a video for @juicesoar.bsky.social. please like it youtu.be/m0qDsK1aITU?...
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Happy Birthday Juice!
YouTube video by relatively small 🐷👑
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I went to the zoo
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I now have a security camera pointing towards my shed.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have a small garden shed in my backyard. Someone left their pants in there. They used rope as a belt, so I hope they got new pants & aren't just walking around pantless because it's cold.
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One of Us Global Foundation @oneofusglobal.org · 11/07/2026
Something approaches... we must be ready. We must prepare. We need more help.... Algo se acerca... debemos estar listxs. Debemos prepararnos. Necesitamos más ayuda.... #oneofusglobal #oneofus #nonprofit #charity #philanthropy
El grafico parece ser una escena dibujada en Minecraft. Las paredes son de madera de roble, hay un reloj en un marco a la derecha. Debajo del reloj esta un soporte de armadura que sostiene una armadura de netherita. Hay un gran boletín con papeles encimados unos sobre otros. El papel principal tiene el texto "Crystal Siege: Refractured. Festival of Voices. 24 de octubre 2026. GUARDEN LA FECHA NERDS." Los otros papeles tienen varios estilos de texto con las palabras "Parece que ha habido muchos cambios últimamente. Han surgido nuevos problemas alrededor. Necesitaremos más gente para ayudar." Hay cinco pedestales negros vacíos. Uno de los pedestales en la esquina derecha tiene una figura de Technoblade en ella con una nota adhesiva que dice "Mover a la repisa." This graphic appears to be a drawn Minecraft scene. The walls are oak wood, there is a clock in an item frame to the right. Below the clock is an armor stand that holds netherite armor. There is a large bulletin with papers stacked on top of each other. The main paper has the text, "Festival of Voices Crystal Siege Refractured. October 24th, 2026. SAVE THE DATE, NERDS." The other papers have various styles of text with the words, "New issues have arisen all around. There seems to be a lot of changes recently. We'll need to have more people to help out." There are five empty black pedestals. One pedestal at the right end has a Technoblade figurine on it with a sticky note that says, "move to shelf"
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why did Phil give me a nickname lol. I'm so used to being full named when talking about my sub. 50 month sub!!! www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...
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Philza - my sub, short named
Watch Philza's clip titled "my sub, short named"
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Painting is making me happy
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Smaller made me squish toys of my 3 favourite things. Fernando, Alkaline & coke.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Girl dinner.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fernando didn't knock my drink off the cupboard. Good boy.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have 4 weeks of medication to take to see if my ocular migraines go away. If not, I'm off for a ct scan. I've also completely lost my voice. My health is in shambles lol. Guess thats what happens when you get closer to 40 lol
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My boys are home together <3 I miss them
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RIP pc. You served me well. Free upgrade time. Buy the warranty. Thank you past small.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy 48 months Technoblade :)
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Goodnight sweet boy, Alkaline. Thank you for being mine & Smallers best mate.
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voicesfortheblade.bsky.social @voicesfortheblade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Our contributors are working to fill those lovely prompts you sent us. While we'll have to wait until June 1st for the results, we did want to take this moment to share our tally. An amazing $957 for research into Sarcoma and $434 for our charities focused on immigrant rights!
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Had a day with the staff to connect. We had to write encouragement letters to others. I got 1 & my name was spelt wrong. I don't think I've made connections. I'm gonna go plant myself in a garden somewher. Maybe I'll connect with a carrot friend.
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mrtechnodad.bsky.social @mrtechnodad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Life feels really heavy at the moment. Can you tell me the best thing that's happened to you lately? I wanna celebrate your success & excitement!
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Pretty sky
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Caring for neighbourhood strays is stressful. They go missing for part of a day & my mind is going to THE WORST! I need to keep them safe, fed & healthy, but that requires more money than I have :(
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Finally had kimchi by itself... why did I wait so long. It's so delicious!!
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I have triangular prism'ed Technoblade.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Why is my phone showing me 2 different time?
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy April 7th!!!
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a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .
ALT: a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .
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Technoblade.com @technoblade.com · 03/04/2026
FREE DOWNLOADABLE + COLORING CONTEST = PEAK WINNING cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/05... We have partnered with Winterstar Art for this cutie FREE downloadable coloring book. Just do it. (also, consider this a hint of things to come... no more will be said about it)
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Doctor: you're anaemic, take iron tablets. Me: *takes 1 iron tablet and gets the symptoms of headache, nausea, insomnia, blurry vision.* "Oh yes, these are so good for me, yummy yummy."
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I survived yesterday. That is all.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Herald Sun tell me I'm owed limes when I go on school camps. How many limes does a house cost?
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
HE DID IT 40K!!!! Congratulations @juicesoar.bsky.social
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
3 AWAY CHAT. 3 AWAY. BIG BIG MOMENT. WHOS 40K FOLLOWER????
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Juice says I have no friends that would follow him. He's almost at 40k on twitch, pls go yell at him that we are friends pls www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=a
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Juice is so so so close to 40k follows on twitch. Will YOU be the 40k follower!?! www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=a
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Juicesoar - Twitch
⭐ Forever World • Storage Build - !Discord
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voicesfortheblade.bsky.social @voicesfortheblade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Another year, another Voices For The Blade event!!! Kind of wild that this is our fifth time. As usual, we'll be running a charity event to benefit the Sarcoma Foundation of America.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It was denied.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is so funny. I'm in this video. Not doxxing myself because there's SO MANY PEOPLE. 14 years ago Good Charlotte played a Guerilla Gig in Rundle Mall 😭😭 good times, good good times youtu.be/r9LtrSONJQ4?...
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Channel [V] Guerilla Gig: Good Charlotte -- Part 2
YouTube video by Nicole Smilie
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Please please please cross your fingers that my RPL gets approved. Please & thank you!
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There is a flood watch for almost all of South Australia. Might canoe to school tomorrow. My rural town is not built for floods, it flooded on the weekend & we only had 50mls of rain in 12 hours.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Attention teachers: reminder, make sure you are making a clear list of your professional development you have undertaken. Sincerely, a teacher who had to remember 4 YEARS worth of PD's.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I put all of my earrings in a hanger today. I filled it. Then I turned to my dead cats ashes & reminded him "please don't knock these over". It was his favourite thing to do, knock everything off cupboards.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
45 month sub to philza. He said he didn't need a room in the retirement home? Yeah right, buddy. I'm asking about a room for myself too :) www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...
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Philza - philza doesn't need a room at retirement house.... yet
Watch Philza's clip titled
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Officially 2 weeks without Fernando. I miss him a lot.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This week has REALLY tested me. But, I had hard grown up conversations. Asked for help. Stood up for myself. Cried. Ate a lot of mac & cheese. Had gastro. And survived.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Rest well, sir Fernando. I miss you <3
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2026 started in a fort with Smaller. Then someone recognised my Technoblade shirt. Pretty good start to the year :)
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Didn't see my family for Christmas, but making up for it today by seeing kiddos aunties, uncles, nanna & grandad... without her though. Merry Crisis everyone.
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me - *goes to the toilet* Smaller - "love you. Miss you. Please don't die"
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small misses fernando & alkaline @relativelysmall.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I keep forgetting shout everything. I am so busy & so tired. 7 days left before school holidays. But still have university work... hooray. Anyway, hi.
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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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