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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here*

@reijeager.bsky.social
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32 genderfluid changeling that is still figuring out life. No minors please. Fuck the church and fascism. MTG supernerd and D&D-phile

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Jo @joml76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jo @joml76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jared is there, too, btw. See Samantha Lopez Resendez's ig stories (and others coming out now beyond the original "sneaky pics" we try not to share.) LOL
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing like blocking a stalker on a dating app, going to the store for errands/groceries, and the stalker is there and trying to interact with you to the point of following you around the store. I literally had to lose him in the aisles because I don't want him to follow me home.
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Elder Dragon Hijinks @edhijinks.com · 10/09/2026
🍁 HAPPY HIJINKS DAY YOU HOSERS 🍁 3️⃣ @bengineeringtv.bsky.social on Phlage 🎈 @aliasv.bsky.social on Jolly Balloon Man 🎉 @jimtsf.bsky.social is the Life of the Party 🦞 @cmdrmechanic.bsky.social on Ragost 🎦 Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/SnYh9Yzl42Q
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
With my teeth!!
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*New kink/fetiah unlocked!* Dammit!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got to love when your brain starts hallucinating that your hair has become spiders and they are falling off your head in clumps, like you are going bald. Thankfully having a beanie stops the whole thing. Mental health is extremely important people. 🙃
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ScreenRant @screenrant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#Netflix has officially announced a release date for Guarding Stars, its upcoming holiday romantic comedy starring Leighton Meester and Jared Padalecki. 🎄 The film will premiere worldwide on November 18, 2026.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🥵🥵🥵🥵 I would love to ride that, Sir.
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Olivia Gobert-Hicks @goberthicks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you can find the wildest stuff when moving
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
yes. 1000% Approve!! Assignment has been understood. lol
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Sasquatch_Gains @sasquatchgains.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gofund.me/92907df84 I know its unorthodox posting something personal but my dog is my world and his bills have gotten expensive if you help or even share the post it would be appreciated
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Donate to Help Remy Get the Treatment He Needs, organized by Wyatt Larsen
For the past couple of years, Zander’s dog, Remy has been suffering from fatigue, ac… Wyatt Larsen needs your support for Help Remy Get the Treatment He Needs
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't stick my face in your pits... oh no... *trips*
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Sebastian Fawkes 🎃 @acefawkes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyway,
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anything you say, Sir! 🥵
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I would say im close. Lol
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When an online crush follows your account... *panics in rainbow*
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pits... 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Tristan Ironstream @tristanironstream.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey all, any support you can give right now would be amazing. I'm a little desperate while I find a job. I can't lose my car insurance, and I need to make rent. gofund.me/b65d1c277
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yes please!!!
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wooooooof!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Permission to slurp, Daddy? 🥵
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026
I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I've always seen you as a Daddy. Lol
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck... I would polish that pole any day. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Woof...
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal on an ocean background. Text says "you made it through another week, spheal is proud of you"
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ever be playing a video game you love and then randomly, your brain opens with, "You still have repressed emotions about that one break up years ago. k thx bye!!! UwU." Then you start crying. ...Asking for a friend...
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Queen Sphene Her Retired @thequeensphene.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Today in the news. Queen Sphene denounces stupid companies doing stupid stuff with AI. As your Queen, I shall make it my new goal to take over and pimp slap these dumb CEOs who are abusing AI for their piss water products. For true quality innovations, seek only your Queen to bless you my people.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If this happens, I'm cancelling my YouTube Premium.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
ALT: Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I feel as if three decades of stress, suppression, and insecurity has lifted. Maybe I did just need to call out my biological family's bigotry and find out what their reaction was. Needless to say, I was correct down to the words they used. "May the bridges I burn light my way."
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nothing like telling your biological parent about your traumatic childhood and their response is: "How do I know you are telling the truth?" Anyways, taking suggestions for new last names.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇
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Jake Boss @jakeboss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I should wait, but I won’t. We are back.
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Gin; Top Tier Trashᵀᴹ @scratchkitty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
STOP BUYING FROM HOBBY LOBBY. I BEG YOU www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/05/hobb...
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Hobby Lobby is funding the latest push to end marriage equality - LGBTQ Nation
Conservatives announced a new campaign in January to end marriage rights for same-sex couples. It turns out it's getting money from Hobby Lobby's founder.
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🤠mike🤠carrozza🤠 @mikecarrozza.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hey Designating trans people as terrorists??? The only thing trans people have ever terrorized is a Magic the Gathering table when they run graveyard hate against me. Fuck Trump forever. TRANS RIGHTS
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A panic attack triggered my insomnia. Great. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Just fucking love going on a walk to burn off some rage and my stalker of an ex finding me one street from my house. I don't think they saw me, but yeah... I'm so close to being at my max and it isn't even 11 am yet.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm starting to have visual hallucinations... Please, no.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.
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Rei *Insert Future Last Name Here* @reijeager.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Woof!!!
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🔞Valory @valencebutbigger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
SO TRUE
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Eilidh Lonie @aliasv.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey @goberthicks.bsky.social, your favourite commander needs to find its way home.
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