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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 1h

What he means is you’ll only be able to find work 3 days a week and only one member of your family will have a job.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Time to add Howell’s yellows to your bingo card.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Look for a stock image of a random white brunette with a strong jaw and you have.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did you ever see the one they did for Hope?

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Does Hines like coffee, gorgeous summers, and flying salmon?

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“I can’t address hypotheticals and club hiring decisions are outside the commissioner’s purview. Brand activation, synergy, holistic paradigms.” —Berman, probably

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Legal technicalities are famously a successful PR strategy. Especially when your statement repeatedly contradicts that claim.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We can add this to the money we aren’t issuing from the Huitema trade

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Owner of two soccer teams forgot he’s mismanaging both.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now do one for mismanaging the Reign.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Um. Sir/ma’am/comrade/fren.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

KC just needs to be patient, we’ve been starting well and fading out in the second half.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Siri, what should I say if I want to lose reelection in Los Angeles?

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Seattle Reign joined the chat..

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Reign supporters 🤝 Chicago supporters

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That should do it for Infantino.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We have the third fewest goals scored this season and a -2 goal differential. There are quite literally not enough squad goals.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If this were a serious team, Harvey and Gallimore would be fired by Monday

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Like Brutus, Benedict, Judas, Petain, Lee

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

She’s had some problematic moments on social media

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Of course Balcer liked the post.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“Almost 40” comes for us all.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Morale will improve until the volcano erupts

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Which means wildfires and smoke, among other problems.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Exactly. I’m a season ticket holder and bring my young child to about half the matches. If the hours were more family friendly, I’d take them to more matches. But I also enjoy grown up time during the evening matches that go beyond bedtime.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Now try the market-the-non-family-fan-base challenge. Love that there’s some sign of life from the marketing team finally, but let’s not fall back into the Memorial days trap of assuming only kids like women’s soccer.

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026