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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Protect this business at all costs (until they replace this sign with a slop version). I never thought I’d miss comic sans, but here we are.

A simple business sign that reads “Cool Bean Kitchen” and “Burger Bar” in black comic sans font on a yellow background

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saying something is “viral” doesn’t make it viral. It makes you sound desperate. Your biltong strips aren’t viral. Your olive soap isn’t viral. Your fucked up way of cooking dumplings isn’t viral. Please stop, I’m so tired.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Found something worse than the All Blacks losing to South Africa: This dogshit ai poster instead of a handmade sign. Absolute garbage, soulless crap. SA should have lost for this alone.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Streetfighter movie looks fucking dreadful and I can’t wait

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Someone else better name that crater before we’re left with “Musk Crater”. Wouldn’t mind a Musk crater on earth, but not the moon.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If they ever make a live action Disenchantment, Milly Alcock as Bean would be spot on

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Another upside of AI: People now post meeting summaries that take longer to read than just going to the fucking meeting in the first place.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sorry to report that Jared Leto’s ‘Skeletor’ performance was excellent

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It should be called a “skip” of ibises.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’m old enough to remember when Excel could handle filtering 100k rows without hanging.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Was about to shit on an AI ad in the comments when I realised it was for my cousin’s business! That could have been awkward, so I changed to my alt account and did it from there instead.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The rapture, but god takes everyone’s clothes leaving the PERSON behind instead

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Getting soccer players to stop diving is like getting Americans to give up guns. It’s just too ingrained in the culture now.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Tony Abbott coming back is pretty much the only thing that would get me posting again

Tony Abbott poking his head through a smashed door ala The Shining

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Someone just used the word “synergy” in an email like it’s 2005. Weird seeing it in the wild again

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

“May the Fourth” is mocking people with lisps. Rude.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just logging in to preemptively tell you your ai “April Fools” post sucks ass

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

One of the issues I haven’t seen discussed is how my brain switches off when I realise an email or comms was written by copilot. Someone who I know has no personality or language skills was supposed to have written this? It just makes me glaze over.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“Do you want to use AI in your [anything]?”

Homer Simpson’s bobbing bird toy the presses the “Y” key for him, but instead its pressing “N”

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Finally getting around to watching Wicked and holy shit does this thing need an edit. This story has been told a thousand times already, there’s just no need for the FIRST HALF of the story to be 2 hours 40

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Getting real sick of everything being called AI. The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”. Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points. Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Stupid babies need the most attention

Pauline Hanson wearing a burqa, but she’s in the Simpsons scene where Bart is walking down the hallway banging a pot for attention.
The text reads “I am so great, I am so great. Everybody loves me, I am so great”.

What a spud.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

On a whim I decided to read The da Vinci Code again. Turns out someone must have replaced my copy with an early draft or something, because this thing is near unreadable.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Can’t tell if I can hear a tap dripping or an old lady typing a message on her iPhone

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I’m rewatching Deadwood and am now realising what a crime it is that Walton Goggins never made it into the cast.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Luke’s Banh Mi have too much filling. There, I said it.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

This episode of Bluey is called...

The Bluey episode title card showing the text "6 7"

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

It happened at a school? 😱

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

The browser version of Excel can eat my whole ass

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

“Give me sugar. In water”

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I’m only a few minutes in, but holy shit did they ace the look and feel of Alien Earth.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I understand it’s always going to be SOMEBODY’S first time on a plane, but anyone who needs instructions on how to put-on and take-off a seatbelt is going to be no good in an emergency. Surely flight attendants could spend their time doing something else.

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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

A bit perplexed at the headlines about today’s #marchforhumanity saying “perilous” and “police feared the worst”. Surely the story is that, in spite of police fears, the march was peaceful, demonstrators full of goodwill and happily cooperated with police instructions to manage the huge turnout.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Saw this stock image on our intranet and for a second thought it was a reenactment of the Nevermind album cover. (It's the kid's foot)

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?

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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Inside me are two wolves. Yes. I am the old lady who swallowed a fly and this is just what I do now.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Figured I’d re-read The Running Man before the trailer comes out. I’d forgotten the book was set in 2025. Prescient!

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Instagram is such a shit site for looking at photos of events. I was looking for pics of today’s Melburn Roobaix and the tag gives me a post from today, then one from two days ago then 104 weeks ago then 52 weeks ago. Fuck your algorithm

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Is John Malkovich in anything where he actually acts well? I swear he hams up everything so much he’s just hard to watch. I almost stopped watching Billions because he was so bad, now we’re watching Eragon from 2006 and he’s shocking in that too. Does he have dirt on movie producers or something?

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

How they seal the wrapper on Chupa Chups

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I know loads of people who have gone to Universal Studios in Osaka, so why have none of them told me how fucking EXPENSIVE the fast passes are?!

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Just saw the trailer for F1. Pretty sure it’s just a live action version of Cars 3.

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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 06/06/2025

I see the world’s smartest 4D chess player has wandered into that field of rakes again

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

It’s not like either of these guys are ever going to get their comeuppance, so just enjoy that they’re arguing and don’t try and predict what happens next.

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

The best part about Lava Chicken making the charts is that 8 year old kids are now listening to Jack Black’s discography. Parents around the world are having to explain what “Kielbasa” is about.

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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

My favourite Bob the Builder episodes

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Reid @reidparker.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Watching the Rise of Skywalker with my kid (for the first time since seeing it in the cinema). It really is no good, hey?

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