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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal

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I love Pedro Pascal. I’m a writer and a poet. Note: If you get put on Topamax BEWARE. I was, and I got kidney stones. @50_shades_of_pedro_pascal on Instagram

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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 20h
Didn’t see a #mpprompt from @malformed-poetry.bsky.social today. I hope all is OK, my friend. 
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not to be a bitch but you would think with a $100,000 bribe Kimberly Guilfoyle could buy a face that doesn’t look like a sloth’s melting vagina.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m on hiatus this week, I will be in and out. Going out of town with my mom and my dog. 
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love to write. ✍️ I love my dog. 🐕 I love Red 🐂
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She could have walked out of the shelter alone, but she wouldn’t go without the little dog who had become her family. In the end, someone understood that these two hearts belonged together. 🥹❤️
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Dave Ashley @daveashleypoet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tritzy bitzy batzly blue One more push, here comes a poo It looks like someone but, God, who Could it be Louis Theroux
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@malformed-poetry.bsky.social Been dealing with kidney stones for 48 hours. Better now, I’ll catch up with the missed prompts tomorrow
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey y’all, i’m in the ER right now doped up on fentanyl for another bout of kidney stones. Good times
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HOLY 💩 ! An agent liked my pitch for my speculative psychological horror novel, SPOILED! I put it on LitConnect as an experiment and honestly didn’t know if I would get any nibbles considering it’s 220,000 words long. This is definitely encouraging. #LitConnect is really paying off!!! #QueryTrenches
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out my new psychological horror flash fiction piece, SPARE. #writingcommunity #mywriting #flashfiction #blueskyauthors @malformed-poetry.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @museumlara1.bsky.social @suzydobie.bsky.social
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SPARE
By: Chandra Jordan
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just got a THIRD request from #PitchDis, second for This Is Where Died. I’m gonna go submit and then buy lottery tickets. While I do that, please enjoy this photo of my baby boy taking full advantage of his time at the dog park yesterday.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just got my 2nd #PitchDis request, this time a partial for This Is Where You Died!! 2 requests in one day sure beat the hell out of my recent 2 rejections in one day!
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SOOOOO through #PitchDis I got my first bite from an agent, and in that I got my first full request!!!!
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#writingcommunity #mywriting #queryingauthors @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @museumlara1.bsky.social @suzydobie.bsky.social
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No other words needed. 
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#mywriting #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @museumlara1.bsky.social @suzydobie.bsky.social
“I learned to create worlds in my head when the real one became too painful to live in. I wrote my way through what nearly killed me, through bullies and loneliness and all the places I needed to escape. 

Now I write because I love words—because there is nothing else that makes me feel quite so alive. Yes, I hope my writing earns enough that I can spend the rest of my life doing it. But I have never written for the money. 

I write because once, stories helped me survive. Now I write because my soul doesn’t know how not to.” ~ Chandra Jordan
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel: I mean, you fuck ONE sheep, they never let you live it down.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
America 🇺🇸! Where we have to debate on whether people who have sex with horses should be allowed to work in procurement at the FBI. We’re so raggedy y’all.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our oceans are boiling and they're arguing about bestiality in the FBI. Macklemore and Miss Rachel have taken down Ed Sheeran’s career. You can't make this shit up.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See, the narcissist does something to trigger you, and he knows that. Then, if you get upset, he throws his hands up and tries to say no no, no, it’s OK or whatever. Then you look like the overreactor. Anu yabba niqibyoh.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jfc. I just wanted to take my dog out to the backyard and OFC the narcissist has to jump in and suggest a walk. All I wanted to fucking do was to take my dog out to the backyard, and sit with him and let him wander around. The narcissist has been off work for 48 hrs. I need a break. 
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I cannot escape him.
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Insane Narcissist Giant Douchebag
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The perfect orgasm is a moment where the body forgets its edges and the soul exhales all at once. Or so they say. 50shadesofpedropascal.substack.com/p/just-us-an... #mywriting #writingcommunity #intimacy #authorsofbluesky
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The perfect orgasm is a moment where the body forgets its edges and the soul exhales all at once. #mypoetry #mywriting #poetry
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not feeling it right now; I’m going on hiatus for a couple days and then I will be back.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two rejections in one day. Be careful, literary agents, you’re going to give me quite the ego. I think I might take a break with a benzo tonight; if literary agents are going to tell me that I fucking suck then the least the world could do is to let me feel very chill.  #querytrenches
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUST US — A Love Story That Stayed Emmy picks at herself when she’s overwhelmed. Gabriel can’t stand loud rooms or crowded places. Both have learned how to endure—but not how to rest. When they find each other, they don’t fix what’s broken. They learn how to notice it. #writingcommunity #authors
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A leaking bookstore, a jar of lost buttons, and two people carrying more than they show become a quiet story about the small things that keep us from coming undone. #Mywriting #shortstories #writingcommunity #mine 50shadesofpedropascal.substack.com/p/the-button...
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Phil Hyde @gphydeauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here’s my response to the prompt #melange - thanks to our host of #vss365 Verde Mar @tetrametracall1.bsky.social Photo by Liu T. Corriveau on Unsplash #vsspoem #poet #poetrycommunity
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Liz @still-liz56.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
willow leaves trailing moving in the gusty wind dancing shadows thrill Memories of swans and willows make me a tourist through my own childhood. #DailyHaikuPrompt gusty #zuihitsu #haibun #micropoetry
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Serene Willow Tree Reflection
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just sent in my two allowed pitches to #PitchDis !!! As a mentally ill neurodivergent, I love this opportunity! Such irony because I was just in therapy this morning, discussing with my therapist, grabbing opportunities that come my way. www.pitchdis.com
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Jan 2026 new & cool @paintbuywords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#vss365 #adroit Deception is key Impression sells the lie The lie is the peak of trust Adroit to it Simeliy through Paqritz down Legwat by it From within
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This reminds me of Baryshnikov 
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Mollie Grace @msfulofgrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#7SyllableSunday #7SyllableSentence #dangle dangling chains lured her closer
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The thing about #Trump's weird new hair color is that he raped and trafficked children with #JeffreyEpstein, and the entire GOP is covering it up.
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L. M. Shayle @skittishr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wet celebration Dew sparkles on lucky blooms Reconnoitering #vss365 #inkMine #2WordPrompt #vssdaily #haiku
Closeup of dew on daisy petals (Unsplash image by Aaron Burden)
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not putting the title or the #author here and I’m trying not to be a bully, but this pisses me off. Not only does it drive my neurodivergent brain into a frenzy, but it’s almost insulting that this gets #published and I’m sitting here, several months in, doing everything I can to get noticed.
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A woman who has spent twenty-five years remembering a life with a man she’s never met drives west on instinct—and finds him waiting for her, haunted by memories of the same impossible future. #shortstory #shortstories #writingcommunity
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All My Ages Came Back Hungry
By: Chandra Jordan
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? 
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Se7en Brad Pitt
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Micah considered this. Then announced: “Mommy fucking hates white vans.” The teacher froze. Across the room, another teacher stopped cutting construction paper. “What?” Micah pointed toward the parking lot. “Mommy fucking hates white vans.”
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I listened to this with my eyes closed. My anxiety is much better. Pedro Pascal reciting verses from Romeo and Juliet, adapted into spanish by his fellow exile Pablo Neruda. #pedropascal #pascalispunk #pabloneruda #romeoandjuliet #anxiety
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. SO SICK OF ANXIETY. #MentalHealth
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“And you can fuck right off.” Sometimes I write little bangers that I just love. This one in particular is from a very pregnant wife to her husband, who didn’t think before he asked if she’d calmed down enough so they could talk. #writingcommunity #mywriting #authorsofbluesky #authors
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ummmm #authorsofbluesky #writers #writingcommunity
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just finished writing my horror novel. I mean, it’s got to be edited and gone through with a fine tooth comb, and all of that. But the story is down. All the words are down. Novel number 4, written completely on my iPhone, because I can’t afford a MacBook But someone congratulate me!
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50_Shades_Of_Pedro_Pascal @reginaphalange1234.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is quite horrific. I can’t believe I just wrote it. “The attendant looked at her. Then back at Jonah. “You and your wife come with us now, or we will make you both eat your sons alive.” Jonah’s face emptied. Georgie couldn’t breathe. The attendant didn’t smile.”
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