Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 1hI want a slice o' that big cake, the one with custardy cream an' candied damson pieces all over the top! 192
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 5hLeek pasties, served with yellow sage-and-onion cheese, and a loaf of freshly-baked barley bread. Washed down with a glass of dandelion'n'wild barley water. 171
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 9hSoon everybeast was tucking into horsechestnuts baked in cider, oatbread, white cheese with sage and acorns, and one of Friar Skurpul's sugared plumcakes. There was mint an' comfrey tea or pennycloud brew to go with it. 181
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 13hA pot of herbal tea with honey to go in it, a platter of blackcurrant muffins, and flatbread lightly spread with apple jelly. 171
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 17hToasted wild oatcakes with a smear of honey on 'em, now that's my choice, with a good beaker of elderberry an' plum cordial. 1131
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 21hThe Dibbuns were spooning in woodland pudding and swigging strawberry cordial as if they had survived a seven-season famine. 1110
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A large platter of leek pasties stood steaming in the center of the board, surrounded by button mushroom and cress salad, along with yellow sage-and-onion cheese and spice bread. 1120
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Streambank salad an' a beaker of honey an' blackberry cordial.' 'How about freshbaked carrot and onion flan?' 'Some scones with redcurrant jelly, very good y'know!' 170
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The main course was followed by honeyed plumcake, sugarplum pudding with meadowcream, latticed redcurrant tarts, and oat muffins with meadowcream. 160
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, cheese flan, that's jolly nice. I like dandelion salad with chestnuts, damson and plum pudden, hot scones with quince jam, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, damson cream pie, strawberry cream tart, heavy fruitcake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that. 1111
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lattice-topped bilberry tarts sat alongside damson pies and blackberry jam roly-poly pudding. To refresh the palate there was dandelion'n'burdock cider, spiced nettle ale, cellar-cooled dandelion an' mint tea, fizzy plum an' gooseberry cordial, and plum and damson cup. 190
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Onion flan, served with yellow cheese studded with hazelnuts and carrot, and a round of freshly-baked spice bread. Washed down with a glass of nettle beer. 1121
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A smidgen of whortleberry sponge pudding, a pawful of strawberries, a swig of coltsfoot an' burdock tea, a beaker full of honey an' blackberry cordial, some of the barley biscuits, lots of grilled chestnut and yellow cheese dip, and an extra-large helping of turnip and carrot bake. 180
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Simple, really, one small bilberry pie to each plate, four candied damsons, three honeyed red currants, and a good ladle of custardy cream to dip 'em in, per plate, per creature. 1100
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tea in the orchard was extremely pleasant. Abbot Durral provided them with some woodland plum an' spice cake, thin soft cheese and watercress sandwiches, and hot motherwort tea. 1101
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A smidgen of damson and plum pudding, a pawful of strawberries, a swig of borage an' rosehip tea, a beaker full of honey cider, some of the blackcurrant muffins, lots of celery and woodland herb dip, and an extra-large helping of turnip and parsley flan. 1131
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, well done! Nothin' prettier than a cranberry tart with a good crisscross lattice of pastry on it. Open the top ovens, I can smell that pie, it's ready! 1142
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She was treated to a tankard of spiced nettle ale and a thick slab of red cheese, with a small farl of hot crispy bread. 1100
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gullub Gurrpaw placed himself in charge of drinks. He made comfrey an' dandelion tea, a cordial of coltsfoot and honey, and a great deal of blackcurrant wine. 160
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes, mushroom and onion gravy flan, that's jolly nice. I like acorn salad with apples, damson and greengage pudden, hot scones with apple jelly, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, blackberry pie, apple tart, orchard fruit cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that. 1110
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A smidgen of plum and maple pudding, a pawful of bilberries, a swig of herbal tea, a beaker full of rosehip an' daisy cordial, some of the shortbread biscuits, lots of celery and woodland herb dip, and an extra-large helping of mushroom and gravy flan. 1101
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He cut a large wedge of pale gold cheese with chives, arranging it on a platter with some salad, tangy pickles, and a farl of warm barley bread. 1122
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Laughter and merry chatter rose to the rafters of the big room beneath the Abbey. On the tables, preserved plums and honeyed blackberries vied for place with late spring salad and vegetable bakes. 180
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cellar supplies all up an' waitin'. First barrel of last October's ale tapped, cowslip cordial, mint an' comfrey tea, strawberry fizz, oh, and a small firkin of berry'n'pear wine, to keep out the chill. 130
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There was a thick shrimp, leek, mushroom, and spring onion stew, warm rye bread, a deep dish of shrimp'n'mushroom bake in parsley and turnip sauce, and a plum and damson cake with meadowcream. After the meal, they sipped rosehip an' dandelion bud tea. 172
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The trolley was laden with redcurrant fritters, orchard fruit cake, fruit salad with mintcream, blackberry an' sage cordial, and hot herbal tea. 140
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Under the Abbott's instructions, the kitchen crew had made a substantial afternoon tea. Ice-cold mint an' comfrey tea from Redwall's famous cellars, trays of plum scones, with meadowcream and elderberry jelly. 190
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here, matey, how's that for spiced fruit cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like mint-cream cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these preserved plums? Come on then. 191
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Friar Dubble produced a tasty shrimp, leek, mushroom, and spring onion stew and some scones and honey, with some elderflower an' bilberry cordial to wash it down. 160
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There was yellow cheese and bread aplenty at the dinner table, with some tasty leek and celery soup, a selection of pastries, a fine spring salad, plus apple 'n' blackberry crumble for dessert, with the option of raspberry cream pudding. 190
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, cheese flan, that's jolly nice. I like autumn salad with raspberries, damson and plum pudden, hot scones with elderberry jam, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, currant pie, damson tart, heavy fruitcake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that. 1110
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Three trolleys were laden with buffet lunch—onion and leek soup, beechnut bread and cheese, rosehip cup, followed by a dessert of damson pie. 190
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd like a beaker of blackcurrant port and a big pastie, a carrot and mushroom one; after that I think I'd go for a piece of hot plum and greengage tart, with sweet yellow meadowcream poured all over it. 1100
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Friar Hugo produced a tasty barley broth with wild onions and dried shrimp and some scones and honey, with some October ale to wash it down. 1160
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They gathered up some food—a wedge of beechnut cake preserved in honey, a hunk of chestnut and celery cheese, and a small fresh-baked oatfarl. 1133
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Laughter and merry chatter rose to the rafters of the big room beneath the Abbey. On the tables, preserved strawberries and sugared chestnuts vied for place with late summer salad and vegetable soups. 1110
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Celery and onion turnovers, with mushroom stew, honeyed plums, and damson tart. All was washed down with a variety of drinks. Nutbrown ale, hot motherwort tea, bilberry an' apple cordial or oatmeal'n'pennycloud water. 131
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wheat bread, warm and fresh from the ovens, spread with damson preserves and washed down with dandelion ale. 170
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who could resist roast almonds served in cream and honey, or nut scones dipped in custard, sage cheese on Abbey bread with chopped radishes, or a huge home-baked candied chestnut cake, all washed down with either chestnut'n'buttercup beer or sweet berry juice. 2110
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Up and about since the crack of dawn, they had rekindled the fire and made a meal. Warm clover oatcakes with honey, fruit salad, and blackberry juice. 161
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whilst the shrews made the raft streamworthy, the rest sat on the bank lunching on mushroom'n'carrot pasties and onion soup. 1132
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, mushroom and gravy flan, that's jolly nice. I like autumn salad with damsons, cherry and damson pudden, hot scones with cherry preserves, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, pear pie, blackcurrant tart, plum an' damson cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that. 1111
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Supper commenced in earnest. Huge harvest salad, garnished with roasted hazelnut cheese, oatbread, watercress and turnip soup, and leek and lettuce pasties in gravy. 1101
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was red cheese with roasted chestnut flakes, apple and plum dumplings, a latticed damson tart with honeycream, golden-crusted bread hot from the ovens, and a choice of honey an' blackberry cordial or mint an' apple tea. 1153
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bral Hogmorton sat by the fire and filled two mugs with freshly brewed October ale. 170
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was yellow cheese with nuts, celery, and herbs, apple dumpling, a latticed blueberry tart with whipped honey, golden-crusted bread hot from the ovens, and a choice of damson cordial or coltsfoot an' burdock tea. 171
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was steaming hot watercress and turnip soup with sage and butternut bread, followed by deviled barley pearls in acorn puree. This was followed by a hefty hazelnut and wild plum juice crumble topped with cream and beechnut sauce. Hot dandelion tea was served, along with pear cordial. 1164
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A smidgen of hazelnut and elderberry pudding, a pawful of apples, a swig of mint an' dandelion tea, a beaker full of dandelion cordial, some of the berries preserved in honey, lots of celery and woodland herb dip, and an extra-large helping of barley and oat dumplings. 180
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At the end of the table sat an appetizing loaf of wheat bread stuffed with cheese, mushrooms, carrots, and onions, alongside bowls of bilberries grown at the Abbey. 1112
Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don't start talkin' about scoff, you'll have everybeast goin' on about feasts they were at seasons ago. All that ripe fruit an' crumbly cheese an' summer salad, aye, an' blackcurrant cordial. Look, you've got me at it now! 161