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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 22m

GORDON: That track was called Morior Invictus. It's about galloping towards a glorious death.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 52m

CLIVE: Make it happen or I'll eat your teeth.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 1h

GORD: It's disappointing to hear that I sound... WARREN: Creepy? GORD: Inauthentic. WARREN: Well... if it makes you feel better Gordon can, on occasion, sound a little creepy. GORD: Oh. So I'm on the right track.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 1h

AUBREY: Maybe you're listening to this Bryony, so if you're wondering where those units are, suck my balls, that's where they are.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 2h

WARREN: I don't think I'm alright, Gordon.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 2h

GORDON: She's my daughter now. Aren't you, Waffles?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 3h

GORDON: It kind of winds down from there. WARREN GETS OUT OF HIS SEAT AND LEAVES THE CAR, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 3h

HESTER: I'd forgotten what this felt like. The utter mind fuck of hypersleep.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 4h

CLIVE: Rebecca! Welcome aboard the Aloha Eternity. REBECCA: I didn't expect you to greet me, Clive, I assume your head is needed to anchor the ship.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 4h

WARREN: I don't think I want to do this any more. I want to get out. I want us both to get out.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 5h

REBECCA: Francesca. May you find the peace that so eluded you in life in the boot of this Toyota Prius. SHE PUTS A HAND ON THE BOOT LID. REBECCA: Too bad you couldn't cut it…

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 5h

GORDON: I do think you have a soul you know. In as much as I think anyone has one. It's an abstract concept.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 6h

GORDON: I do think you have a soul you know. In as much as I think anyone has one. It's an abstract concept.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 6h

HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 7h

BRYONY: It's why Clive and I differ so much on how to use the technology once I've perfected it. He would wrap it up in a bow and present it to the elites, sell it as a luxury, the ultimate lifestyle choice.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 7h

GORDON: Well you weren't wrong. It is kind of my ideal job. Not because of the cryonics stuff though. I just...I just want to do something useful. And if helping you is useful, then, well.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 8h

GORDON: ...Look I'm sorry. I'm blabbering. I haven't had anyone to talk to about any of this. WARREN: It's alright, it's alright. Gordon, are you okay?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 8h

AUBREY: Or you'll go down in history as the first man crushed to death by a ballbag.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 9h

WARREN: It's because when I get in that pod I go nowhere. I think of nothing. I simply am not. And every time I go in I have that sliver of hope that if I do come out, the world might be a different place, and I might be a different person.,

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 9h

CLIVE: Pam. We don't need your scuzzy little mates to build us a Blue Peter cryopod out of toilet roll holders and sticky back plastic, right?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 10h

GORDON: (CLOSE) I'm not making fun of you Warren. If I wanted to do that, I'd draw attention to your pubey beard and your little toddler hands.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 11h

GORDON: I watched you run a scalpel through your own hand! And you barely flinched. I watch you over and over, you walk off to go back into that pod not knowing if you're going to come back out again and there's almost a spring in your step.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 11h

AUBREY: This was never going to be easy. But I need you to trust me. We're doing everything we can for Gordon.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 12h

CLIVE: Continental fucking breakfast.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 12h

GORD: Just because there may or not be a Premier League anymore doesn't mean a nuclear holocaust wiped out the Football Association. WARREN: You know the more I talk to you the more you remind me of actual Gordon. GORD: I'll take that as a compliment. WARREN: You shouldn't

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 13h

HESTER'S WORDS ARE FIRM BUT SHE DELIVERS THEM GENTLY. THEY COULD BE SQUABBLING OVER THEIR TEENAGE SON.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 13h

REBECCA: After the destruction of the cryonics laboratory at Red Valley in which valuable assets in your care were stolen or destroyed- CLIVE: Such as my kneecaps.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 14h

MALCOLM: The comfort it brings me to know the company I helped build is in such safe hands. Congratulations, Chief Executive Officer. Clive Bartholomew Schill.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 14h

GORDON: I do think you have a soul you know. In as much as I think anyone has one. It's an abstract concept.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 15h

CLIVE: You use it on convicts, and you've made it dirty tech, the big money will go nowhere near it. You don't want to read that Billy Bugnuts who murdered his wife with a meat tenderiser is getting 10 years in hypersleep.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 16h

CLIVE: Let him go? Who's in charge here? This guy? This piss-drinking motherfucker?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 16h

CLIVE: Those are some good placards. 'Go Hyperfuck Yourself'. 'Overhead Killed The World'. Wow. That's a bit much. Now, that one just says 'Kontinue', I don't get it. PAMELA: Oh, let me see. It’s Kontinue, but they've swapped the 'o' for a 'u'.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 17h

AUBREY: Winnie the Pooh was a murderer.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 17h

WARREN: Hang on. When you said last Premier League season, did you mean the last season just gone or The Last Premier League Season?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 18h

GORDON: I was scared of people. Talking to people on the phone. Or in person. Or anywhere. The idea of calling a customer service line because my wifi had gone down, or to haggle over upgrading my phone, that would make me sweat. And then I was here and it was all gone.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 18h

HESTER: Aubrey, you need to sleep, not open up another box of bad memories.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 19h

AUBREY: He said, 'You should only do what you know you can live with.' It's a far easier thing to say than it is a code to live by, but it's stuck with me since... I know what we're facing... And I'm still here.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 19h

WARREN: They wanted to know how I felt. After the freaking out and the headbutting, way back when. When I was laid up in the bed and you were there. I felt relief. Do you think that's weird?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 20h

HE INDICATES THE RECORDING DEVICE, WHICH AUBREY PICKS UP. AUBREY: This? Oh, Dr. Halbech likes everything recorded—

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 20h

BRYONY: No, Gordon. The worst thing about Red Valley is also the best. Here, the only person you have to listen to is yourself. There's nobody else around. GORDON: You should do a TED talk. Did this work on Grace and Pamela? And Aubrey Wood, and Ben Thomas?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 21h

WARREN: I just needed some air. Felt like I hadn't had fresh air for months. Which is true of course, I guess I haven't had any air for months, fresh or otherwise.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 21h

AUBREY: Hey, Blue Sky. How to break a car window from the inside.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 22h

GORDON: You sent top secret recordings to your ex-girlfriend?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 22h

AS GORDON'S STORY RETURNS TO OSCAR, HE BECOMES A LITTLE AWKWARD, NOT QUITE SO SURE HOW TO ARTICULATE THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 23h

CLIVE: Okay. You're going to start telling me what I'd like to know. Or I'll do nasty things. I'll tie Porlock to the back of his shitheap car, put a brick on the accelerator and let it off into the mountains until there's nothing left but a stump.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 23h

GORD: She told you that you've been in hypersleep for 44 years. And you laughed. WARREN: What's the question? GORD: Why would you laugh?

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WARREN: It's cold, but I love the cold, I'm pale and ginger, this is my happy place.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WARREN: I mean… This is what you were talking about before wasn't it. Look how far we've come when you could've just been hit on the head by a plate and your whole story's over. GORDON: Humm… Good point.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WARREN IS PACING UP AND DOWN THE QUARANTINE SUITE EATING GRUEL ANXIOUSLY FROM A PLASTIC BOWL

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