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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Badenoch is beginning to believe her own hype. She's high on her own fumes. There is zero chance of an Xmas election and if one was held, the Tories wouldn't win.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tonight, Matthew, I am Max Wall....

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dead politicians aren't the only way of celebrating our culture, identity and history. Is there anything smaller than Matt Goodwin's mind?

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The right wing media and Kemi Badenoch in the form of a 1980s sitcom.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She reckons you're a Paddington Bear Prime Minister, Andy.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That sound you can hear is Willie Whitelaw, RA Butler and Harold Macmillan turning in their graves.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Andrew Griffith is giving a speech at the Tory conference.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How BBC covers Labour policy announcements versus How BBC covers Tory policy announcements. #r4today

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A drug and nuclear facility makes Terry's Carpets and Fireworks shop in Redcar seem like a sensible combination.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Did you or did you not attend a Chelsea home game on Saturday 10th September?" "No, I was outside York visiting the site of the battle in 1066 where Harold Godwinson defeated Harald Hardrada..."

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A lesson in making votes count. Clarke was removed as an MP by a small number of Middlesbrough S and E Cleveland voters in 2024. Clarke would have been a more effective leader than Badenoch.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Unlike Simon Clarke, I was alive during the 1970s. A combination of low inequality, low crime and aspects of culture made 1976 one of the happiest years on record in the UK. The IMF bailout had zero impact. Lesson for Simon, happiness is not just a function of wealth.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Top scientists are working around the clock to identify the good in the "more harm than good" of Brexit. No success so far.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight, Matthew, I'm Jocky Wilson.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Idea for travel show. "Nigel Speculates" Nigel Farage travels around the country offering alternative explanations for historical events - eg The Battle of Hastings was about Muslims, Bosworth Field was about Muslims, The Wars of the Roses was about Muslims....

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Trumps are evidence that beauty isn't about your physical appearance but what you exude from within. The ugliest family on the planet.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happiness! Happiness! The greatest gift that I possess. I thank the Lord That I've been blessed With more than my share of happiness.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sadly for Melania, her attempt at escaping the West Wing by tying bed sheets together and leaving from a first floor window was unsuccessful.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The exact moment when Donald discovered his Tena Mens were size XXXL not his usual XXXXL

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A warning of the dangers of a diet totally lacking in fibre.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Prepping for his trip to the US, Chris Mason discovers Seattle and Settle aren't the same place.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"See that unicorn over there, Andrew. I call it Kevin"

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Badenoch is fishing in the same pool as Reform and Restore. She doesn't realise there's a bigger pool of sensible centre right voters to be caught.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chanting "We all hate Leeds scum" at football matches that don't involve Leeds United? #lufc

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's the wrong pronunciation of aluminum.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

South Cleveland Garages - your Nissan superdealer.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's slightly concerning that the Dewsbury Grammar School tie is a favourite of some of the world's most loathsome politicians.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"There's enough material here for a whole conference" The Psychiatrist episode of Fawlty Towers. #lufc

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Big Chief Sitting Bull drank about the same amount until he was found one morning dead in his teepee. (Copyright - Peter Glaze 1968)

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A lifeboat crew responds to a call and finds a dingy in distress full of migrant men, women and children. Do they leave or rescue them? No-one with a shred of humanity would turn round and head back.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran adds new keyboard player to his backing band.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How times change. 1972, it cost the equivalent of £25 to see all these bands and hear John Peel read out the football results. 2026, it costs £200 to see Oasis.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran announces new support act.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

An acquaintance is a retired civil engineer who worked for British Rail. He tells the story of sheltering in a tunnel alcove as a train went past. Unfortunately, at that moment someone on the train flushed the toilet and covered him with shit. Don't know why this photo reminds me of it.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Barry, at last, you meet my parents. Barry, where are you going? Barry! Come back!!"

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"You've got some explaining to do,my lad, after what your mam found in your bedroom this morning. How long have you been raising money for the RNLI?"

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When you've a tough away game in North London to manage and then deal with disturbing news that Gilou has planted evidence on a murder suspect. #TOTEVE

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not saying a lot but this season's Gold Member gift pack is better than usual. #lufc

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Glad one fella's mam made sure her lad was well hydrated during his thuggery and intimidation.

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