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@redmetaphor.bsky.social
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ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤWE'RE ALL GOING. TO. ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀!!! ㅤ ㅤ

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
( INCOHERENT BABBLING. SCREAMING. AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAA ) ( TRYING CPR??? )
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
...well, as he says; it's just a theory. A breakfast theory.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ask the theorist under your bed!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Cold... So cold... Truth be told...
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
( VIOLENTLY HACKING. AHCK. AHCK. AH- ) ( ...is that a fucking hairball she just hacked out? )
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
SILVER. grins in having mused all 4 main b.e.t. characters
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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two basketball players are hugging each other on a court .
ALT: two basketball players are hugging each other on a court .
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
THERE ARE NO HAPPY ENDINGS!!! THIS IS... BAD END THEATRE!!!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Absolutely! As long as you make sure 20 times over that they won't find out you're hating! And then check 3 more times, for safety of course.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
...wow, yeah, what an asshole. I didn't catch that part. And as bad is it is, I hate to say it, but you shouldn't get involved! The less you do, the less likely you are to be PHYSICALLY hurt by this!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You ARE! Honestly, you really should have run away initially. Would have saved you time, but better late than TOO late! She TOTALLY could have killed you! She WOULD HAVE killed you!!!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼-
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hey guys! Did you know 150 people die every minute? You could be one of them.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( A pool on the floor. Suspiciously AW-Coloured... )
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- 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 - @mxforforsaken.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
SILVER. silently remembering why i dont write AW anymore and clenching my fist either deactivating her or keeping ints SELECTIVE
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
... I dont think you know what I'm saying. I'm SAYING they're WAITING to find a way to hurt you MORE.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ambush predators are all the hype right now! Maybe she's learned to relent... and is READY TO STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT!!!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I never lie! Simply tell you possibilities. Very real possibilities.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh god I'm missing chunks of my hair-
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
NUHUH!!! It completely constrasts my pallete! People are looking for the WRONG reasons!!!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
...I kinda think I pulled off this black turtleneck. But I bet people are criticising it behind my back. Probably never going to wear it again for a while.
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` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎 @thenatacoustic.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀「 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 」
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𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧. @fellambassador.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
* sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ! ✧ Tw; Contɑins dɑrk themes, d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶d̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ✧ Dm's open for plotting ──────────────────── [༝Fight] [༝Act] [༝Item] [༝Mercy] ──────────────────── ↓ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ↓
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I know things about YOU that most people don't! We're basically besties!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Well, it COULD be cold or rainy out soon! And it'd suck to be caught off guard! And something's better than nothing. It would be nice if you febreezed in there first, though. I hate the smell of rot.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yeah... totally what I'm talking about. The only reason I'm not gonna keep pressing it is because I'm outside your house. Speaking of which; let me in. Please.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yeah, but you aren't the BEST!!! HOLLYWOOD ONLY WANTS THE BEST!!! and are we just glossing over my other implication here or
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
...I feel... "Bonita."
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( muffled ) YOU'RE GONNA BE RECASTEEEEEEED THEY ALL KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEE
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼- ( USING HER TAIL TO GRAB ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND SHAKE HIM )
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
She'll only be for so long! You know... that Sue... it's a very real possibility that you or your friend die pretty abruptly! I even heard rumours she has a case of ebola! ( She made the rumour, but shhhh. ) So why not cut your losses now?
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I didn't even put this one in, but oh man, they toom the words RIGHT out of my mouth! I'm so proud!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( ALSO PULLING HIS HAIR??? ) YOU'REGOINGTORUNOUTYOU'REGOINGTORUNOUTYOU'REGOINGTORUNOUTYOU'REGOINGTODIEEEEEE
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
... You knooow... it'd probably be preeeetty smart to leave them first before you lose them. It'd hurt less now than it would later! Not to mention if you leave them like THIS, you don't have to worry about them leaving you VIOLENTLY!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
...huh. Neat. Well, number one, there's a HUGE philosophical problem glaring at us. When you come back after death, are you the SAME person? Is there a set amount of times you can do this??? AGHHHH!!!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
SILVER. silly little concept. silly idea.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
WebMD does list coughing blood as a sign of ebola! Juuuuust saying!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
. . . ( Taking this as a "I WANT to die". ) WHAT?
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( Strutting into view, lookind down at him. ) ...are you ok? Are you DEAD?!?!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
// THEY FIXED MARIO KART
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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a blurred image with the words that 's what i 'm saying on it
ALT: a blurred image with the words that 's what i 'm saying on it
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
[ bweeeeeh too lazy to find / make the image BUT ] [ Like this post for a starter! Varied length/depth depending on how well I know your verse, semi-selective. ]
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you! It's good to know someone here is minded just like me in this matter! And if they try to give you a parting gift; nope, nuhuh. Probably poisoned, rigged to explode, or is just plain out a middle finger gesture!
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you! Getting so emotionally connected with someone is such a bad idea! What if they suddenly hate you after a while of love? What if you break up???
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Romantic partners? Who needs em? Stay lonely! Stay SAFE.
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( Slowly waking up... ) aaaaAAAAAAAA-
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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
( ...flumf. She flops down to the ground like a pillow, passing out. )
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