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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thanks Ash. It's always a pleasure to read stuff written by someone who knows what they're talking about.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Whatever you do, don't open a betting shop.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You may find that other teams in the premier league take a different view. MCFC are liable to charges of fraudulent accounting, HMRC deception, both of which will result in prison sentences. Plus Mancini tacitity admitted to a second salary. Guilty as charged. They will be expelled from the league.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm in a Liverpool appt/hotel where you can't turn the bathroom light off. Weird.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm afraid Mr Blade's been deaf for a long time. I was in the hall. I'm not sure he was even watching.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have come and I have marvelled!

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As usual, factually incorrect and lacks comparative context.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As the People said to Bob Dylan's Wicked Messenger: If you cannot bring good news, then don't bring any.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I suspect that nuanced take has sailed over Mr Blades head.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What bonkers shit are you spouting now? Both are bad . Mangione shot a man in cold blood. You don't like private insurance medicine? Neither do I. On the other hand I don't like anarchy. Plus Jesus may have a view. Look forward to your reply, but shan't hold my breath. Because you're a fraud.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anoraks of the world Unite. I take my hat off.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To be or not to be. It's a fucking puzzler.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Quite happy to wait, at which point we will throw the book at them and boot them out of the league. A number of charges relate to a failure to cooperate with the investigation. Guilty as charged, M'lud.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know exactly what you mean, but I'll be there, and I'm up for it. Rain may require a pitch inspection.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I lived there in the 70s the landlord at the Royal Oak, who spent most of his time on the same side of the bar as the punters, used to say "let's get wrapped up, swept up and supped up, it's bugger off time at the Royal Oak". Not a man who'd been on the customer care course.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hope you prepared yourself for a bit of a disappointment. 🤷‍♀️

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why do you bother? You might want to check the accuracy of your table, if you can be arsed.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As George Bush said, that's some weird sh*t.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thanks Jack. Times are worse than I thought.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only am I confused by the rules to a tractor pull, I have little understanding of what one is. Still it's a fascinating thread.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the old days we used to follow each other too, due to a mutual curiosity about Sister Rosetta Tharp. An impressively principled and moral person. RIP.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Now there's something to put on your headstone.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Currently in the Britons Protection. So OK, so far.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The stuff you learn as you get older. All I knew of Spade Cooley was the references to him on Ry Cooders , I Flathead album. ( absolute belter by the way). Assumed it was a fictional character. Thank you for illuminating my day Pamela.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Thank you Catio. That much I knew. Still it's always good to have someone like you confirm that the world hasn't turned upside down.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's the US. You can never be sure.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For the slow kids at the back of the class, which ones left/ right?

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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 09/09/2026

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION was released 32 years ago this week. One of the most popular films ever made, and among the greatest Stephen King adaptations, the making of story has as many secrets as a Rita Hayworth poster… 1/51

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's normal. He's doing PMQs.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If the past 48 hours have taught us anything, it's Reform's innate incompetence and ineptitude. This was far too organised for them.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Krishnan will be kicking himself about that.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Another one of your predictions that I've bookmarked.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That pre-supposes that the EU are interested in negotiating with us. From their point of view they need to know that joining is the settled view of the country, and that Farage is not a threat. AB has 3 years tops and wants to invest his political capital elsewhere. I agree with your sentiment.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So he spent the first part of his speech saying how wonderful the last 40 years had been, privatisation had been a god-send, ditto de-industrialisation, and Brexit was a rip-roaring success? I assume you wrote this childish drivel, before his speech, which you don't appear to have understood.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Does this moron not realise his far in advance people book their holidays? Kruger is touted as the brainy one. God help us.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This kind of infantile comment is why I have availed myself of the hide repost option. If you think my view is unwarranted, break the habit of a lifetime and engage me in a direct conversation. Or does your software not allow that?

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It might as well rain until September. Those were the days. (This also doubles as part of your Christmas quiz, music round).

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Not sure, but using a keyboard as a harmonica is at least innovative.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You don't know me, darlin' You never would guess I'm nothing like my ghostly appearance would suggest That's a yes from me. Plus he looks too happy. But hell in this day and age what do I know.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Can Ed Milliband fill his shoes? Discuss.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Nothing could better demonstrate that they are wrong than for this House to stop the commitment of troops in a war that has neither international agreement nor domestic support.....It is for that reason, and for that reason alone, and with a heavy heart, that I resign from the Government.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My thoughts are, what's an RP and an OC?

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Alternatively FFS , why not?

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Yep. 64 teams in 2030. Guaranteed shoe-in.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I know. I worked for one. Regards.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The phrase 'clever accountants' comes to mind. AKA bent ones.

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Keith Simpson @redkeith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I'd much prefer them to pay tax while they're alive.

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