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MSSQL/PGSQL he/him; beer geek, soccer fanatic (#FCD/#ARS/#TSG), board/#KeyForge gamer, Big D born and raised, classical liberal, chaos butterfly and cynical analyst.

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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So this was fun and thoroughly unsurprising...
My result on the 12 Axes quiz from https://12axes.vercel.app/. Screenshot shows that I am a libertarian/classical liberal.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
62 — Ordinary Primate. The Correspondent. cadence 56 · vigil 70 · lexicon 12 · polish 100 · drift 81 · chorus 6 Six lines read off all 4,616 of my posts. A percentile among 77 accounts, not an AI detector. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=reddtrain.bsky.…
A six-spoke radar chart of stylometric readings for @reddtrain.bsky.social. Cadence (how metronomic you are) 56th percentile; Vigil (how little you sleep) 70th percentile; Lexicon (how narrow your words) 12th percentile; Polish (how immaculate you are) 100th percentile; Drift (how unchanging you are) 81th percentile; Chorus (how much you broadcast) 6th percentile. Composite 62 of 100, "Ordinary Primate", archetype "The Correspondent" — You write beautifully, and always to someone. (Polish 100 over Chorus 6). The scale runs from Pan (least machine-like) to the Loom (most). These are percentiles among 77 real accounts, not a probability that anything was machine-written.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The TD of this Cien Goles squad needs to be fired, but the coach should be in Europe based on this performance. cc: @jamonm.bsky.social
Cien Goles screenshot.

Won the conference and MLS Cup on hard with a +21 GD.Cien Goles screenshot:

...and a -6 xGD.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apparently I'm allowed to be somewhat prescient about #DTID players about once a decade... ...which, considering my actual soccer knowledge, is a pretty good hit rate. www.backheeled.com/mls-players-... (I advocated for FCD signing Marvin Chavez after a USMNT game against Honduras...)
A screenshot of the FC Dallas section of the linked article, which includes a radar chart of Edouard Nys's production for NTSC and his projected production with FC Dallas. The screenshot includes my request for @americansocceranalysis.com to run said radar chart on Nys.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Great article on FC Dallas logistics from @dallasnews.com. Copypasta of the quote that hit me viscerally. #FCD #DTID www.dallasnews.com/sports/fc-da...
Quote from the linked article on FC Dallas travel and logistics.

"From June 22 to the end of August, FC Dallas will have flown 15,000 miles -- about 40% of its total seasonal travel.

For comparison: a Premier League team in England flies 4,000 to 5,000 miles in an entire season."
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
The Moon Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not that I'd have a place to put it, but...
An imagine of Alexander Calder's "Flamingo", a massive sculpture in Chicago.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I finally did it...and with THIS hot pile of garbage. I once had Messi and Zlatan as my strikers (they combined for ~28 g+) and got booted in the playoffs...but yet I did it with this... #DontAskMeIDunno
A screenshot of my first team to win the Road to 75 challenge by American Soccer Analytics.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In the US we'd need to do a Sweet 16 tournament in order to get some of the Hispanic surnames involved. Run it in multiple sports and the results could be very interesting.
A screenshot of a Wikipedia article including the 16 most common surnames in the United States in tabular form.

The most common surnames, in order:

Smith
Johnson
Williams
Brown
Jones
Garcia
Miller
Rodriguez
Davis
Martinez
Hernandez
Lopez
Gonzalez
Wilson
Anderson
Thomas
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think I've reread this book the most of any I own.
An image of the cover of the uncut/unabridged Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I just lucked into an 82-0 season in my 5th or 6th run. Being able to pick up a prime Kobe season at PG with my last roll, then trading him for a prime Jason Kidd season really worked out in my favor.
An image of my perfect 82-0 season in Legacy Run.

Players include Jason Kidd '01-02, Dominique Wilkins '86-87, LeBron James '10-11, Elvin Hayes '69-70, and Nikola Vucevic '18-19.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Had to document this for posterity purposes. I'm pretty sure I've had better career averages, but for some reason this collection won eight titles.
Screenshot from playbethegoat.com showing that I managed to accomplish being the GOAT for once.Awards and achievements associated with my GOAT run in playbethegoat.com.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm not sure how else to interpret this...
A screenshot where Amanda Mull says that she found a bar with $20 buckets of Coors Light, then the OP (Mike Taddow) says he wants to see what He's done for others...
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know all the options, but I'm pretty sure I got the absolute worst one.
An image result of Ezra Klein, podcaster and pundit.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
A screenshot of what appears to be a montage of photos from the intro to the TV show "Misfits of Science". Actors credited include Dean Paul Martin, Kevin Peter Hall, Mark Thomas Miller, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Holmes, and Max Wright.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I've seen screenshots, but I wasn't truly sure it was possible... Used a team spin to get out of MIL 60s and land on PHI 60s - no era spin though.
A screenshot of an 82-0 scoreboard in which I accomplished hitting 82-0 for the first time.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I can beat that in my own closet.
A "Make Mars Great Again" T-shirt.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
An image of the cartoon Inspector Gadget holding a martini (especially apropos for Kash Patel).
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
These are two of the three I have. (I'm guessing two small starbursts on my wrist aren't going to be embarrassing.)
A red glitched meeple tattoo on my right calf.A green glitched meeple tattoo wearing a boot on my left calf. I got this one after being told I'd have to wear a knee-high boot on my right foot/leg for most likely the rest of my life.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm singing Warrant in my head and celebrating an epic number of followers. I gotta say, today was a good day.
My profile header, indicating 404 followers. Verification of and the moment how I became officially Jerrified. 

A screen shot of my post "How in the hell did the slacker generation wind up on LinkedIn?!" and Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) replying "lead".
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner. If for no other reason than who he gets to hang out with...
An image of a cardboard cutout of Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons of the late 1960s and early 1970s.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Chrome
An image of the Mavs' team page for draft eligible players after changing a couple players on the protected list out. Mavs team page with protection alterations
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
www.dallasnews.com/news/electio... Not sure if the link is paywalled, but I made a screenshot of the headline and subhed.
Headline from Dallas Morning News election coverage:

Live Updates: Dallas voters talk about confusion at polling places, key primary races.

A judge ordered Democrats have two extra hours to cast ballots after many went to wrong polling places in Dallas County.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Really, Ben? Really??? I'd think a true #MFFL for you would go to the GOAT for his impressions of Utah.
A screenshot from a 2015 ESPN article:

"Dirk Nowitzki doesn't think Utah is a bad city.

Well, he knows now that it's actually a state, not a city. But he enjoys Salt Lake City despite his classic 'Utah is a bad city' line uttered 13 years ago during the first playoff series of his career."
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I just arrived home in Dallas proper from my trip to the closest HEB for grocery shopping. This article was posted while I was checking out.
A screenshot of the McSweeney's article "Introducing the 15-Hour City" posted 15 hours ago.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The monster!!!
Headline from Allister Heath headline generator:

Starmer's zealous embrace of curling rain delays is the greatest mistake in modern political history
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but... Being in the hospital, I think my cat is the thing I miss the most. (I am so not a cat person. Luckily Effie is a dog in a cat suit.)
Miss Mistoffelees aka Effie, the kitten that showed up at our back door and in no uncertain terms told us we were adopting her.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Well, I haven't had a reason to pin a post since I've been here... ...that just changed.
A screenshot of Wil Wheaton liking a post I made.

Wil Freaking Wheaton just liked one of my posts!!! This 50 year old guy just about SQUEED aloud, and I wouldn't have even been ashamed for anyone to hear it
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'm still not holding my breath on this happening, but I really like the cut of this guy's jib.
Göttlich dismissed the suggestion a boycott would hurt St. Pauli’s national team players, Australia’s Jackson Irvine and Connor Metcalfe, and Japan’s Joel Chima Fujita.

“The life of a professional player is not worth more than the lives of countless people in various regions who are being directly or indirectly attacked or threatened by the World Cup host,” he said.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What was your childhood cinema? #childhoodcinema Big Town Mall Cinema, Mesquite, TX. (Serious oldheads from East Dallas and eastern suburbs will remember.) It was a dollar theater when I was growing up, and often my babysitter as a preteen. Shuttered in 1999, demolished in 2006.
An architectural nighttime drawing of Big Town Cinema in Mesquite, TX. Opened in 1964, shuttered in 1999, demolished in 2006.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It seems like we now know the answer.
A meme featuring a collage of 24 Ohio astronauts that says: "There are 24 astronauts from Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to leave Earth?"
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Look at this. These are ROOKIE ratio numbers. We owe it to ourselves to administer the type of ratio a hagiography of a disgraced journalist in the Grey Lady deserves!!!
A screenshot of the comments (101)/reposts (37)/likes (35) of the post being quote-posted at the time of the quote-post.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If this can only be addressed by state law (which I'm not sure is the case), it's going to wind up in front of the Texas Supreme Court. Here are the current justices on SCOTX:
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing that every current Texas Supreme Court justice is a Republican.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I love the green sauce, but I may like this one more:
Jersey Barnfire Black Garlic Hot Sauce
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This person has been proven to be an idiot on multiple occasions...but is he actually wrong?! We're in the first ninth of the days between 1/20/25 and 1/20/29, which would be the first inning. In MLB pre-Trump45, extra innings didn't start with runners on 2nd base. "Overtime" works for me.
Futurama meme: You are technically correct -- the best kind of correct.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I need a lot more than $10 worth of help, so I'm sending more. (I'll also redirect the Gift Card when I get it - we're currently furry critterless.) I'm 6'1", 210 with unremoved excess skin from being 410 15 years ago. I'm incredibly shy (unless intoxicated) and work from home 95% of the time.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
**************** Shot 🤝Chaser ****************
Dan Patrick, Texas' Republican lieutenant governor, on Monday night suggested that he and other grandparents would be willing to risk their health and even lives in order for the United States to "get back to work" amid the coronavirus pandemic.

"Those of us who are 70 plus, we'll take care of ourselves. But don't sacrifice the country," Patrick said on Fox News' "Tucker Carlson Tonight."2022 TX lieutenant gubernatorial election results from Wikipedia, showing that Dan Patrick won reelection with 2.5% more vote margin than 2018.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm definitely not being the bigger man here, but I'm in Day 5 of a lengthy hospital stay, in pain, and deserve some entertainment.
richard-c-arce.bsky.social
‪@richard-c-arce.bsky.social‬

I don’t even know you how can I be mad at you. But once again how’s Boston doing?
May 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM

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‪@reddtrain.bsky.social‬

I have no horse in this race, but you should really check in the room in your brain where the Celtics dwell sans recompense.
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM

richard-c-arce.bsky.social
‪@richard-c-arce.bsky.social‬

Who asked for your opinion? So shut up.
May 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM

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‪@reddtrain.bsky.social‬

Wow - only the absolutely wittiest of repartee there. I don't know how anyone with fewer than 6...call it 7 functional brain cells could withstand that.
May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM

richard-c-arce.bsky.social
‪@richard-c-arce.bsky.social‬

I would love for you to say that to my face rather than behind a computer.
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM

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‪@reddtrain.bsky.social‬

If you REALLY want to do that, I'm no coward. DM me and I'll tell you the hospital, tower, and room number I'm in right now. Me travelling to meet you would be against medical advice, and even if it wasn't, it would be a waste of my time.
May 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM

richard-c-arce.bsky.social
‪@richard-c-arce.bsky.social‬

Send it. Clown.
May 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
6 of 238?! We should spend some time the next few years coming up with a list of 231 of TFG's upper echelon to rendition to CECOT -- the one slot is (of course) reserved for TFG himself. Publish a list and vote count monthly. Confiscate Ronny's pad to prevent prophylactic cyanide capsule scripts.
The data indicates that the government knew that only six of the immigrants were convicted of violent crimes: four for assault, one for kidnapping, and one for a weapons offense. And it shows that officials were aware that more than half, or 130, of the deportees were not labeled as having any criminal convictions or pending charges; they were labeled as only having violated immigration laws.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Here's the current list as well as the article from which it is pulled. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
A list of underlying medical conditions that increase risk of severe COVID-19 infection as listed in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Leonard Hofstadter (The Big Bang Theory)Elliot Alderson (Mr. Robot)Winston Smith (1984)Chandler Bing (Friends)
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've only been to one. I'm not 100% sure this is it, but I do distinctly remember both Kevin von Erich and Gentleman Chris Adams, so I'm 99% sure.
Description of World Class Championship Wrestling card for an event 3/17/1984.

Mike von Erich vs. Buddy Roberts
Super Destroyer #2 vs. Mike Reed
Chris Adams vs. Jimmy Garvin
Kevin von Erich vs. Michael Hayes
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Pro sports team knowers: Viscerally this feels wrong, but I don't know for sure. Can anyone give further insight? www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... (by @bannedmacmahon.bsky.social).
Screenshot of a paragraph from the linked article:

[Mavs CEO Rick] Welts, however, cited a season-ticket renewal rate between 75% and 80% as evidence that the fan base remains enthusiastic about the Mavs.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 743 9/9: Rarity: 26 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 I should have come up with better answers for STL <3.00 ERA and the MIL/BAL and MIL/ATL player combos, but I'll take 26 pretty much any day.
Screenshot of completed grid for MLB Immaculate Grid 743.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm flying in two weeks. Nope. Nope. No. NOPE. Not a snowball's chance in hell. Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close.
A screenshot of BlueSky trending topics:

Canucks.
Supreme Court.
Aviation Incidents.
Medicaid.
Nintendo.
The Archers.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm a paid subscriber, so I wasn't sure if this one was free or not. I'm glad it is free. And it's things like this right here that reinforce why this trade hurts like hell (at least for me): (p.s. Subscribe. There's always good stuff in Iztok's posts, even if they're not always Mavs-focused now.)
Text of screenshot from the linked article:

"After the game, Lakers coach J.J. Redick acknowledged both the spotlight surrounding this game and Dončić’s ability to rise to the occasion.

'Sometimes great players get bored with [that] process, so when you get the fully engaged star in a big time game some special things can happen. And Luka did some special things tonight.' — J.J. Redick

What makes Dončić such a special player to watch isn’t just how he puts his signature on games with his play or his stat lines. It’s the magic. Luka magic. The kind of plays that bring smiles even to the most demanding basketball savants and sickos like Redick himself.

Redick couldn’t hide a smirk on his face as he recapped one particular play. The Lakers ran a “smash” action—a corner pin-in—for Gabe Vincent. As Dončić began driving, Redick said he found himself yelling, “Hit the smash, hit the smash!” But instead of making the pass right away, Dončić hesitated, dribbled into the paint, and then fired a ridiculous behind-the-head, no-look pass to Vincent. Redick burst out laughing, explaining how his assistant coach Greg St. Jean—one of Dončić’s close allies from Dallas, and one of many dismissed by the Nico Harrison regime—told him calmly, 'Oh, he sees it. Oh, he sees it. You don’t need to tell him.'

In his post-game podium interview, even the ever-modest Dončić couldn’t help but smile while admitting that that was, indeed, a pretty good pass.

And plays and moments like that, the ones that make special wins even more special, that, my friends, is what makes a signature Luka game.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Accounts like this are almost as annoying as bots over at the Bad Place. And it's ALWAYS stats like this.
The profile page of user donnoski, showing 718 posts in total and only three posts in his feed.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats @reddtrain.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
6/1/2020 - my breaking point. A post made me think about FB, and my mind went directly to this post. I lost about 10% of my FB "friends" IIRC.
Screenshot of FB post:

"I'm sitting at my desk at home, writing this through tears. I just can't do this anymore.
If you still support Donald Trump after everything that has happened in the past few weeks, please unfirend me now. I'm not going to go searching for people who remove themselves silently. I have no interest in thinking poorly of any of my friends, but if your support for Trump is stronger than our friendship, I don't need to know.  
Those who know me know that I'm more than willing to discuss/argue politics. I do more of that over on Twitter these days - find me at @ReddTrain. I'm much more active over there anyway. 
This isn't about political differences. This is about common decency.
If you are so committed to being pro-life that you're willing to condone police shooting a pregnant protester in the stomach with less-lethal projectiles, causing a miscarriage, I applaud your commitment....but I can't be friends with you. 
If your support for the Second Amendment is so shaky that the smell of marijuana can convince you that summary execution is the only path forward...nope. I can't even...
If your support for Republican judges blinds you to the struggles of anyone born to a caste beneath yours...when you're interested in learning, I'll gladly help...otherwise I don't need to hear about your rationalizations....
If you've ever used the Gadsden flag as a representation of your political beliefs, then cheered the impending implementation of martial law...I'm not sure there's anything I can do for you, but I'll try...
If there's a reason why I shouldn't shun someone who supports Donald Trump after everything that's happened in the past 3.5 years, PLEASE correct me. As J.M. Barrie said, I'm not young enough to know everything. It's in my nature to give anyone I know the benefit of the doubt...please tell me why I'm wrong."
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