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The Red Army

@redarmyomaha.bsky.social
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A “discount parody account” for Omaha Athletics. Not affiliated with the University, the Board of Regents, or Reality.

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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Schiess Dem Fenster Shoot The Glass
ALT: Schiess Dem Fenster Shoot The Glass
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That one counts, you Nacho linesman bitches
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bill Gates?
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Where the chicks are free!
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I don’t remember the last time hockey had zero all-conference players on any team.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Worried about hockey. A team with no 20-point scorers but, and I’ll concede this, high character guys, is a team of third liners, doomed to bottom half struggle. This roster toss was pitched as our exodus. The burden of proof will rest heavily on the staff next year.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nobody died
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ours were Canadian goals so it’s still 2 to 1.44.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yeah but we’re icing it a lot more
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away for college. Her old man reflects on fatherhood forged in the stands. redarmyomaha.substack.com/p/the-empty-...
redarmyomaha.substack.com
The Empty Chair
The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away to college.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Daughter, looking at the selection of sparkling water in the fridge: “Look at all those Topos Chico.”
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Stands for “Not Our Mayor.”
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
BUH GAWD THAT’S SEAN DYCHE’S MUSIC
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Bruce INCORPORATED
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Looks like Omaha hockey is doing a total roster transplant
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This just in
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My short list for UND’s head coach: T. Abdominal Snowman Bob Roughrider Steve Sundog F. Murray Nodak Elijah Robert “Binky” North Star IV
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Counterpoint: It is no longer 1998
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You can’t spell “Fromage” without “Omaha” and also “gref”
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Connor Willingham @intlmav.net · 16/03/2025
final Baxter Arena ref beer counter of the season, presented by @redarmyomaha.bsky.social @secretagentmav.bsky.social @thenchc.bsky.social
Seven posters with stripes, six of them with beer mugs, one of them with a white cross on a red background featuring the following refs:

Bokal 
Rankin (cross)
Rosenbaum
Hankes
Watson
Schmitt
Schultz
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
At least three got thrown out of Baxter tonight. They are in fine form.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Well, if it was fun it wouldn’t be Maverick hockey.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Cloud
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Someone is a goon.
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Johnny Mac @johnnymac.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Forgot I got this
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Guys I’ve been at work. Are we at war with Maine?
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Johnny Mac @johnnymac.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We get there eventually!
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Or, at least, information that is new *to us.*
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Omahans may not get it right the first time, but credit us for revising our views in the light of new information. #teamzoo
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nutjobs are going to think it’s “patriotic” to threaten Canadians who are legally in the US, aren’t they?
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
No one could take their eyes off you after you SLAYED in your Jeff Finger jersey
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
1. Other than to open the game, faceoffs should be eliminated. Defenseman tilts his stick so a slapper goes into the netting? Offense gets the puck back in its own end with defense behind the red line. 2. Overtime hockey should consist of alternating power plays until the tie is broken.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you don’t care for country music about blowing shit up, Military Appreciation Night at Baxter can be a bit of a slog
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
With a shootout it theoretically could go on forever.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Bingbong has gone down the rabbit hole of people who get unironically married at the Ralph
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
First post: #madathockey😡
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