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The Red Army

@redarmyomaha.bsky.social
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A “discount parody account” for Omaha Athletics. Not affiliated with the University, the Board of Regents, or Reality.

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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Schiess Dem Fenster Shoot The Glass
ALT: Schiess Dem Fenster Shoot The Glass
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That one counts, you Nacho linesman bitches
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bill Gates?
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I don’t remember the last time hockey had zero all-conference players on any team.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Worried about hockey. A team with no 20-point scorers but, and I’ll concede this, high character guys, is a team of third liners, doomed to bottom half struggle. This roster toss was pitched as our exodus. The burden of proof will rest heavily on the staff next year.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away for college. Her old man reflects on fatherhood forged in the stands. redarmyomaha.substack.com/p/the-empty-...
redarmyomaha.substack.com
The Empty Chair
The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away to college.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Looks like Omaha hockey is doing a total roster transplant
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This just in
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My short list for UND’s head coach: T. Abdominal Snowman Bob Roughrider Steve Sundog F. Murray Nodak Elijah Robert “Binky” North Star IV
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Counterpoint: It is no longer 1998
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You can’t spell “Fromage” without “Omaha” and also “gref”
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Connor Willingham @intlmav.net · 16/03/2025
final Baxter Arena ref beer counter of the season, presented by @redarmyomaha.bsky.social @secretagentmav.bsky.social @thenchc.bsky.social
Seven posters with stripes, six of them with beer mugs, one of them with a white cross on a red background featuring the following refs:

Bokal 
Rankin (cross)
Rosenbaum
Hankes
Watson
Schmitt
Schultz
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Well, if it was fun it wouldn’t be Maverick hockey.
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Cloud
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
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Johnny Mac @johnnymac.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Forgot I got this
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Guys I’ve been at work. Are we at war with Maine?
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Johnny Mac @johnnymac.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nutjobs are going to think it’s “patriotic” to threaten Canadians who are legally in the US, aren’t they?
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you don’t care for country music about blowing shit up, Military Appreciation Night at Baxter can be a bit of a slog
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Bingbong has gone down the rabbit hole of people who get unironically married at the Ralph
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The Red Army @redarmyomaha.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
First post: #madathockey😡
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