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30丨Speaks 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🇪🇸丨🔞 Minors and ABDL DNI丨No RP丨Yes martial arts丨Probably interested in your OCs丨Profile pic by @chokeylover.bsky.social, banner by @hardusha.bsky.social

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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's that time of the year again -- and, yes, Fitober is making its return! Looking forward to any and all participations this upcoming month! As always there's no wrong way to interpret these prompts, so let your imagination run wild. #Fitober #Fitober2026
Fitober prompt list for 2026

1. Discover
2. Marathon
3. Novel
4. Reason
5. Substitute
6. Pipe
7. Articulate
8. Age
9. Absorption
10. Gold
11. Outside
12. Flawed
13. Generate
14. Instruction
15. Impulse
16. Reluctance
17. Cause
18. Reflect
19. Average
20. Twist
21. Deal
22. Attention
23. Float
24. Whole
25. Surround
26. Convenience
27. Stem
28. Prospect
29. Front
30. Item
31. Magnetic
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First time I came to the US, native speakers couldn't agree which coast I sounded like I was from. Neither can this test, it seems (though it does have a strong bias).
Your dialect map

Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from New York — about 51% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, sure! Here's my lion Hamza, a martial arts master and yoga instructor whose pastimes include parkour and bonsai.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having someone like Cornelius at your beck and call really elevates the illusion of wealth and status. 🐉🎨 @drag0nher0.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today's lesson: Size and speed are not mutually exclusive. 🐆 @deanellta.bsky.social 🎨 @kenji-blake.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Couple bust sketches I got from Brandon after he moved and was waiting to be able to use his tablet again. 🎨 @drag0nher0.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Solomon's got his fair share of wisdom and skills to pass on, and not *just* to his own men. All you gotta do is ask (and catch him while he's feeling generous). 🍒🎨 @drag0nher0.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Real sparring partners make for way better training dummies than those silicone dolls. 🐉 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @kenji-blake.bsky.social #OCArt #David #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Make sure to tip your delivery driver in his currency of choice. 🐉 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #David #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When your personal trainer's got the keys to the gym and insatiable cravings for a late-night "workout", who would you be to deny him? 🐲 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social 🎨 @hurricanesmuttad.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He wouldn't be much of a kickboxer without his own custom-made gear. 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you choose to sign up for a membership at Mastodon Fitness, you better be on top of your gym etiquette, or the owner, Matthias, will *really* put you through your paces. His karate and aikido makes for a deadly combo. 🐲🐲 @galiosonyxus.bsky.social 🎨 @phosbara.bsky.social #OCArt #Matthias
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let's see which karate croc's the real deal. 🍥🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Idris
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Next time, pick on someone your own size... 🐻 @mikedawolf95.bsky.social 🎨 @monsterreck.bsky.social #OCArt #David
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We had an agreement. Time for you to keep your end of the bargain, little man. 🦎🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We're kicking off this year's Shark Week with a good old-fashioned skinny dip. And whoever said Solomon doesn't have pastimes? Or positive acquaintances? 🫐 Arca9t4 (FA) 🎨 @marsel-defender.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These two sure love going at each other. Winner gets to wear a full outfit? 🐉🎨 @willrojo.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The underdog challenging a guy twice his size and coming out on top after a long and climactic fight is a popular trope. Too bad it didn't apply this time. 🎨 @tyleraz.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can't even train alone in an empty dojo at night without getting ambushed by ninjas smh... 🐍 @lordrex.bsky.social 🎨 @willrojo.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is straight-up just Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat, and you can't tell me otherwise.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also lucky if your coworker's mouth turns out to make for a really good fleshlight... or his dick stretches your throat just right, depending on whom you're asking. 🐺 @mikedawolf95.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Late-night shifts can be really uneventful. Lucky if your coworker turns out to know karate, too, then. 🐺 @mikedawolf95.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Maybe next time you might wanna just use a regular lighter for those birthday cake candles... 🐲🎨 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kicks are *especially* great for zoning when your opponent is a boxer half your size. 🦏🎨 Chirros #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A mutual handicap like tying your wrist to your sparring partner's goes a long way towards breeding ingenuity. 🐊🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When you're worn down from an entire day of back-to-back fights, even a lower-dan black belt can push you to your absolute limits. 🦈 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social 🎨 @ryuumajin.bsky.social #OCArt #David #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gotta get 'em when they least expect it. That's how a tiger does it. (Is it really so unexpected on a birthday, though?) 🐰 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social 🎨 @okabehasnsfw.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dragon-shaped bed meets tiger-shaped blanket. 🐲 @galiosonyxus.bsky.social 🎨 @koutato.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When judo's starting to get a bit stale, why not mix it up with some Turkish oil wrestling instead? 🐲 @galiosonyxus.bsky.social 🎨 @ryuumajin.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This guy making eyes at you from across the bar, contrivedly skirting dress codes... You've got his attention alright. How do you intend to keep it? 🎨 @erosdoesadraw.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Once again, the curse of me being unable to get a bingo, no matter how many spaces I mark, strikes again.
"Are you Gutter Boy's type?" bingo chart filled out. Question marks indicate qualities that may apply by some definition.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh...
Bio of @jamiesharp.bsky.social. The most notable detail is that they are muted by the "Zoophile Mute List".
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Time to practice my gender-neutral variations of "yass king/queen", then.
Gender neutral forms of YAS, QUEEN/KING:
-go off, your eminence
-get it, your majesty
-fuck em up, your grace
-send it, your highness
-pop off, my liege
-slay, esteemed sovereign
-snap, your excellency
-tell em, my thane
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I got you covered.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
YouTube comments out of context:
@aaleven4728, 5 days ago: "This has the same energy as when Solomon cut the baby in half." There are 270 likes and 18 replies.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Making it past Solomon's men unnoticed is an accomplishment in and of itself, especially if you've got another thing to catch the big shark's interest with. The outcome's still the same either way, though. 🐈‍⬛ @lioncats.bsky.social 🎨 @ryuumajin.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saw this template and decided to just snatch it and fill it out myself.
"When you see them, I hope you think of me"

Going row by row: Akuma and Dee Jay from Street Fighter, Kendo Coyote and Karate Croc from Brutal: Paws of Fury, Mr. Karate from King of Fighters, Grant from Garou: Mark of the Wolves, Feng Wei and Leroy Smith from Tekken.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"Get a good whiff, chicken boy. Grew it all out just for you..." 🦖 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @sharkellion.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sometimes, all it takes is a glowing recommendation by your best friend in order to find your ideal sparring partner. 🦘 @chuninlazyguy.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #David
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ready to throw down with the master? Because he sure is. 🎨 @47fuse.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
First impressions can be deceiving. When Tsuna got to sit down with Hamza, he found that they have more in common than he thought they would. 🦈 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Shadowboxing in the dark has a way of blurring the lines between one's imagination and reality. 🎨 @crassir.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sure, I'll do it, too. No OCs, though. I don't wanna make any of you feel bad for getting a pass.
Reply with a character and I'll decide if I'll smash or pass
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And Bluesky staff continue to parade their open contempt for their own userbase. Love to see it.
The aforementioned technical advisor to Bluesky, whom yours truly is blocked by.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
...and, well, let's just say he's in his prime in more ways than one. Guess something or some*one* is occupying his thoughts and motivating him to go "hard" on his sets. 🎨 @wolfybuns.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick #NSFW
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Being in your 40s is no reason to slow down. If anything, Riddick's still well within his prime and making sure to keep it going. 🎨 @wolfybuns.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
April 21 is Riddick's birthday, and the big rhino man has finally hit the big 40! 🎂🍾 The past six-ish years since his debut have been pretty eventful, with plenty of new friends and changes in his life, as well as personal growth. Can't wait to see what else he gets up to in the future!
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Having a big, durable dragon for stress relief is nice... even if he and his friends are the reason you're stressed in the first place. 👹 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Here's the screenshot in question.
mumblesplash posts:

no but the ""ai"" boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it's where all the people are and now they're getting rid of the people. like i'm straight up logging off and going to the library there's nothing on here anymore

mumblesplash reblogs:

'here's how to tell if an image is ai' 'signs the person you're talking to is a bot' 'how to tell if a song is ai generated' oh but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside

jedusaur reblogs:

I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemarking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining the everything, I suppose.
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Abs @rectabdominis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
You do? I didn't see any pinned post when I skimmed through your Patreon earlier at all. Though if you really do and it still keeps happening, I'm starting to think it'd have to take something like this just to stem the tide:
A selection of Patreon tiers. Each one has been expanded with the same all-caps, all-bold paragraph: "PLEASE DO NOT PLEDGE THROUGH THE iOS APP!"
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