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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11h

i know that a couple of you are anonymous super famous people who just wanna hang out with all of us neurospicy queer people of the jorts horse and hey i don’t blame you

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026

started the day with terrible pizza and ended it with proper pizza (italian beef, sausage, giardiniera on crispy thin aka tavern style) hell yeah dude

Italian beef, sausage, and giardiniera pizza toppings on crispy thin crust aka chicago tavern style

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026

desperately and blindly ate pizza from 7-11 in an episode of low blood sugar so if you don’t hear from me ever again that was the cause

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026

sorry jorts. these are my innermost thoughts.

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026

don't blame it on the sunshine. don't blame it on the moonlight. don't blame it on the good times. blame it on the booger.

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

introduced my 14yo to twin peaks and she loves that the songs just play over and over again

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

you look different are you navajo? no i’m a chicago hoe

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

i just used “the local color” in a sentence for the first time in decades i guess i’ll just sit on my rocking chair and wave at traffic for the rest of the evening

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

i may have broken something while doing the percolator but when it’s time for the percolator you must do the percolator

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

there’s a vast difference between mass deference and the vas deferens

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

why is it called a cookie when it’s a bakie

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

craving cigarettes now i just need to crave the sex

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

my disproportionate wrath about this big ass grocery being virtually empty but literally everyone is loitered in the bread aisle

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

the mastodon app is weak as hell i keep getting that 404 error so i deleted it. i’m just sticking to the web app unless anyone has any recs. i also use metatext.

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

by "practical magick," i mean doing drugs

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

they confiscated my filipino card and likely gave it to one of those racist white guys with a filipino wife

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

the quickest way to get kicked out of the filipino community is to say you don't give a shit about basketball or jesus

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

[the most hated country] i just read that israel is the most hated country in the world and are spending $730mil/yr on hasbara when all they need to do is be decent humans for free 🤯

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

wanting for it to be world cup again just so i can randomly yell out DOCTOR CONGO

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

this is a shit world and i find joy in little things such as grinding my coffee beans fresh in the morning and whatever routine most people will find trivial and dumb

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

i can finally grind my coffee beans in the mornings now hooray to not having house guests

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

loud restaurants are hell for me and then when they bust out the squeaky ass styrofoam takeaway containers and jostle that shit around i’m done just take me now 💀🔫

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

belay my one post, my nervous system is definitely wrecked

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

was gonna go to the obamalisk (obama presidential center) but not today esp on a holiday hell no

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

i’ve finally had some decent sleep (6hrs!) and nervous system isn’t as wrecked yay

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

what i like is that maga right wing bot accounts have gone dark since russian data centers were annihilated. what i like even more is that i never had to worry about them on the jorts horse :jorthorse:

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

corn dogs are just hot dog wellingtons

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

[retrospective hints of bisexuality] it took me a long time to realize what those uncomfortable feelings were that began rumbling deep in the corners of my brain starting in my early 20s. decades later i'd realize that those feelings were that i found some guys attractive. it's likely that i […]

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

downward cycling on world mental health day 💪

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

[dumb chicago baseball post] the white sox pitching staff isn’t like 2005. even if they magically win today, they’re gonna get absolutely wrecked against the rays. i hope this ages horribly, but you can’t blame me. in any case, this single-season turnaround from losing 300+ games in 3 years has […]

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

young cishet men are lonely? maybe try being interesting

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

:bloody_t: rans :bloody_g: ay :bloody_i: ntersex :bloody_f: artknocker

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

shaolin soccer is free on youtube rn (with ads tho) anyway fuck yeah dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hndlgw95OI

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

definitely experiencing a :100_gay: day today

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

[self indulgent ramble] since i have the worst resting autistic face, i have to mask when im out in public. just by looking at me, my audhd bi genderqueer effeminate ass has been accused of being a hard ass, gangbanger, and sexual aggressor enough times that i have to mask and code switch for […]

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