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@rebeccabarnett.bsky.social
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Well, now that Elon has irredeemably fucked twitter, we turn to another platform for succour and support. Just out here salting the vibes. Also, I'm very sweary. Yaegl country.

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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I ignored Pink and Ed Sheeran from the get-go and apparently saved myself a lot of time.
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Emily Rowe @emilyrowe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
30 years ago
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I cannot fathom why @apraamcos.bsky.social won't pay out the 1 cent royalty fee I am owed for the last 6 months. I mean, they have my bank account details. 🤣
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Nobody can convince me that Joe Rogan is not a Sontaran. Somebody just needs to pull out the probic vent.
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Doctor Who: "A Grenade!"
Alt: Doctor Who: "A Grenade!" A smiling Sontaran who looks remarkably like Joe Rogan cheerfully offers a grenade to someone off screen.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Don't fuck with Albanians.
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Now is the time for Labor to show what they will do to protect their own citizens, or if they will once again choose to put Israeli politicians above Australian people. If they won't release the 11 Australians on the Sumud flotilla there should be action, not words.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"Machines will not outthink humans nor make them redundant. They just replace work, make some work easier like spelling and grammar. But also create new stupid work that takes longer than doing it without machines in the first place, like checking outputs ... ." destaatvanhetweb.nl/2025/07/12/t...
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The party trick called LLM - blowing away smoke and break some mirrors - De Staat van het Web!
Large Language Models fool you. They don't produce language, but place words in a row. But it's understandable that you think you are dealing with a clever computer. One that occasionally says somethi...
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bec Lagos and Nigel Westlake summoned Zappa from the grave earlier this evening with the Sydney Symph.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
JFC. I am near the end of "A sense making Odyssey" @guruspod.bsky.social I deserve some kind of endurance citation. I am ready to eat my own head. The rank hypocrisy of these haters of post-modernism who defer all meaning till long after the final ejaculation in their apocalyptic wank fest.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know you've hit end stage enshittification when PR firms start emailing AI-generated cold pitches.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We all know why they were booing Tony.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This ⬇️ Fuck Jon Stewart.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What series of The Crusades are we up to now? Series n+1?
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yuk yuk yuk. Mess O'Potamia. Imperialism is just soooo hilarious. In fairness, Jon Stewart has been an old man shouting at clouds for a long while now. Should have stayed retired.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Could someone please remind our tragic, pick me PM @albomp.bsky.social that Labor could do something bold and clever with its thumping majority instead of endless, soul destroying, deadly wedge politics, please?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers
Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster

The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated." Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion."

The next tweet says: Today is a great day. 

Our military is amazing. 

@PeteHegseth
 is an absolute killer. 

Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. 

It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. 

He actually gets it. 

God bless him.Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position.

The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached. Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could.

He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran.

I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. 

The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran!

He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! 

Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Say what you like about the Epstein files, it's THE historical moment for the concordance.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Help me Rick!
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Exactly this.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Rooting for all the kids who took mere minutes to break the Aus govt's social media ban. Least surprising outcome of rubbish policy.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Trump is immortal.
Red pencil on black background with text that says 'Write a horror story using only 3 words."
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Gonna start using foofooraw instead of furore.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"An ouroboros of shit." Perfection.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/11/2025
The man is not that charismatic… there has got to be a way to stop people from fellating him
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Is someone working on a concordance of this Epstein email dump?
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"It tries to solve the world's problems one self actualisation at a time." 'Psychology's quiet conservatism' sounds like it's a banger of a book @bmhughes.bsky.social .
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What a time to be alive.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Uncle Peter in his prime.
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Starting my day by Googling "Taylor Swift Nazi lightning", as one does.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
RIP Tom Lehrer. Haven't felt this bummed since Frank Zappa shuffled off this mortal coil.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I was a fan until I watched "Matilda and me" in 2016, which made it excruciatingly pellucidly clear he is a self satisfied creep.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
See also: dawdling to consensus. (Bob Hawke)
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If people could just stop using AI to "edit" perfectly good text, that would be great. kthnx.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
US citizens - we see your shame and raise you a healthy dose of moral cowardice.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Derrida enters the supreme court chat.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Ok. I give in. Time to pull the ugg boots out of the back of the wardrobe. It's officially winter.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sources reporting that Zelensky has called Trump and offered to mediate a peaceful resolution between Musk and himself.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
We all knew it would happen but it's a rich vein of schadenfreude watching mutually assured destruction erupt in real time. The popcorn gif was built for this moment.
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a woman is eating popcorn while sitting on a couch and says `` the show begins '' .
Alt: a woman is eating popcorn while sitting on a couch and says `` the show begins '' .
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
And more inevitable.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
2025. The year of living schadenfreudely.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I do not think it is a coincidence that the book my partner picked from the shelf during the second Eurovision semi-final was "What to listen for in music'. See also:
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I spent 12 hours over the past few days handing out how-to-votes for the Greens in a rusted-on Nationals seat in regional NSW. Boy did I receive the mansplaining of a lifetime from the elderly white men volunteering for the Nationals. Some highlights ...
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Most likely, they represent little more than the all-of-government metastasis of Trump’s personality, which sees grandiosity as a strategy to pull counterparties to the negotiating table and strike deals that benefit Trump’s ego or wallet." www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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There Is Only One Way to Make Sense of the Tariffs
The policy is absurd. It’s also an extension of Trump’s chaotic personality.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
In the end, no matter how much wealth he has, Unpleasant Musk will always look like a deranged squirrel.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
He is the gaslight of DARVO.
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Beck @rebeccabarnett.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Thing of beauty.
Image of a Vern diagram where the outer circles are Incel, Excel and me eating a fig. Overlapping intersections are sheets are never clean, makes a mess of my desktop and the dying gasp of wasps. The centre is incorrectly assuming something is a date.
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