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Slamburglar Rob Chase

@realslamburglar.bsky.social
170 followers 224 following 233 posts

🦝(Alleged) Professional (Alleged) Wrestler 👑 Also Prince Akkanatan 📍NJ

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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make art. Make bad art. Learn. Get better. Fuck AI.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Most of yall grew up in a indie wrestling scene without DOI and it shows. (Complimentary)
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I was a little kid I thought Walter Matthau in Dennis The Menace (1993) was Sadaam Hussein
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whenever I have a crush on someone in the business, I feel like I did something wrong. 😭
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instagram be like: " you should pay us to boost this promo for a show you were on two months ago"
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's gonna feel good to go from shill mode back to chill mode... After FAIR LAWN FURY Friday Oct 2nd. www.eventbrite.com/e/1996662752...
The event poster for Fair Lawn fury.  Featuring Little Guido,  Ichi Ban, Smiley,  Dustin Thomas,  Angel Orsini, Brianna Bandz,  Alex Reiman,  Kalypto,  Nikki Winters, and The Silk City Kings The full card for Fair Lawn Fury
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Announcing the first matches for FAIR LAWN FURY on Oct 2nd in Fair Lawn NJ...don't tell the other social medias, but BlueSky gets an extra match announcement early.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Live from the Event Center #fairlawn
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Pride at the Pier 🏳️‍🌈🤝⚧️ he/she/they/xe @prideatthepier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our fundraising account is at $3.17. Over 90% of LGBTQ groups are losing funding this year during the US’ trans genocide. 1/2 of all unhoused trans people in the US are in CA, and most of the local trans folks reaching out to us for help don’t have a place to live. /1
Graphic with trans flag and broken piggy bank. “We’re running on Empty. Thousands distributed in 2026. Aid requests keep pouring in. We need your help meeting the need for trans folks in OC.”
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two of me will be in a street fight this Friday. I've always wanted to meet me. www.eventbrite.com/e/1996662752...
A match graphic depicting The Spring Breakers the hot new young tag team setting the wrestling world ablaze in their rookie year, set to take on The Slamburglar and his tag team partner...another Slamburglar?!  Since you're cool enough to duck into the alt text here, I'll level with you.  We don't know who it is.  Maybe its you. Come by Friday...you might even be booked.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At last we are almost there! www.eventbrite.com/e/1996662752...
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tickets here: www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
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Wrestling Tickets 10/2 Fair Lawn, NJ
Tickets to Fair Lawn Fury ALL AGES pro-wrestling event. All Tickets $25each. WILL CALL - please show your receipt at the front door to receive your tickets on the evening of the event,
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I was a little kid I thought Walter Matthau in Dennis The Menace (1993) was Sadaam Hussein
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Live from the Event Center #fairlawn
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Most of yall grew up in a indie wrestling scene without DOI and it shows. (Complimentary)
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More match announcements for FAIR LAWN FURY Oct 2nd in NJ
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My duolingo streak died, and I feel more liberated than annoyed by this. Desculpe 🇧🇷
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So for about two years now I've been trying to get my book published. It's a fantasy novel that does involve pro wrestling (including Public Figures I do not own any rights to). No literary agents seem interested. So idk what to do next? Release it for free?
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Announcing the first matches for FAIR LAWN FURY on Oct 2nd in Fair Lawn NJ...don't tell the other social medias, but BlueSky gets an extra match announcement early.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know if 9/11 happened today that big orange pile of piss would probably say NYC deserved it.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As spooky season begins, i remind you The Cleveland Show "a Nightmare on Grace Street" is one of the best Halloween episodes ever. I'll die on that MF hill.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had 33 matches in the month of August. My hip hurts.
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Matt @trueprinceofpro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm absolutely obsessed with this!!! The creative ingenuity that it takes to set up a ring in a swimming pool is truly a beautiful thing!
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I miss when wrestlers used to look like a rich lady tried to make their ugly dog pretty
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Burglar & Son!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I tell ya the wrestling business has changed... Guys used to be worried about me because I used to pop TicTacs like they were Percocets.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sheetz is good! Wawa is good! Royal Farms is good! Quick Chek is good! Never understood the tribalism.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FRIDAY OCTOBER 2ND. You know it's always a good time when I'm planning the party. Fair Lawn, NJ. See you there.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love MARLON BRANDO’s reply to Connie Chung when she says “Don’t you realise that you’re thought of as the greatest Actor ever?”
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You know you're hurting when you look at someone walking with a cane and think; "Damn, that looks comfortable"
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Has anyone else thought the easiest Wheel of Fortune final round would be R.L. Stine? (The Goosebumps author, yes)
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
vulnerabilimaxxing by emoposting griefslop
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know a lot of us shit on AI wrestling posters a lot. And we are right to do so. They literally all look the exact same.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Moon...pies? What a time to be alive.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Well, whatever, we might as well rave about it!
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing stings worse than "love ya too" What a whimsical way to say "I do not love you"
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Chris Ruiz @okchrisruiz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm thrilled to be nothing like the people who ruin pro wrestling for themselves by taking it way too seriously.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Well, I'll just tag my friend in this reel that I'm about to post and..." *types 2/3rds of the Instagram name and waits 7-10 business days for anything to load.* 💀
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Edison Cops didn't like my promo...
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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A flaming skull on a yellow background, with the caption BECOME UNWIPABLE.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pfft...this meeting could have been an email. ...and This email could have been a tag team match at Summerslam.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey, wait a minute. This token *IS* fungible!
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sure you're available for bookings, but do you have a graphic to that effect?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’m here u fuckass
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Actually I've never heard of elf on a shelf...
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I looked it up once, there was an all-you-can-eat buffet in the same strip mall as Dr. Now's Office (the Dr from My 600lb Life) ...and THAT buffet is the reality show I wish I could see.
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Slamburglar Rob Chase @realslamburglar.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So you're telling me the whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans?!
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