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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck Graham's legacy... the "deal" is directly funding the war against our ally, Ukraine, and indirectly funding Iran. These are straight lines. This isn't difficult.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone who follows national politics knows this. If there are votes to spare after they are whipped, the swing state senators are allowed to vote against for political cover... but Collins in particular will NEVER be the deciding vote *against* the Trump agenda

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Once you've stared down the fires of Mordor, a measly college football game isn't going to scare you.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bro, you couldn't even order a donut correctly.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My God, that is a perfect storm of depression

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fuck that. Wear it as a badge of honor, my friend.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Sir, they're cutting trophy wives out of the H1B program. We're fucked, sir."

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Arizona State?? Is he afraid we're teaching those damned foreigners how to party too hard?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mike Johnson's "highest and best use" would be to go back to his home state of Louisiana and to walk directly into the Gulf of Mexico

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As impossible as Donalds being +8 with women??

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Really, Jim?? When "Greece-ing Palms" was right there?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You've gotta be fucking kidding me here

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You guys are making fun of this person, but it's good to see that *someone* survived the Gotham Smylex Attacks of 1989

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And not-Speaker Rep. Mike Johnson will finally get to come out of the closet

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would pay good money to see how Pete Hegseth would act if he ever actually ended up in a hot battle scenario. You know he'd be the over-the-top simpering coward trope in every war movie ever made.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This cost about $24 six months ago.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This reads like a bad blues song.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hate these questions. They're deeply flawed, just silly, and don't tell us anything useful.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Unremarkable man declines to make substantive remarks.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How did we call it a "pregame" or a "prefunk" instead of "pretox?"

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Watching these clips of Susan Collins getting absolutely housed by Troy Jackson has at least made me feel less like I'm taking crazy pills everyday.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I sympathize. I am in a FF league that I haven't had time for in at least two years, but it's literally the only way I keep in touch with a small group of college friends who are scattered across the country

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Watching the tech industry tear down society only to reinvent all the shit we already have and then congratulate the shit out of themselves for thinking of it is just absolutely infuriating.

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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The obvious solution is to put RFK Jr. on a plane to Irkutsk and let him *do his own research.*

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or mostly because babysitters cost $25/hour and won't typically agree to sit for less than 4 hours, so even a "cheap" night of bowling and a couple beers will run you $150.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

These are the suits we bought for interviews in law school because we literally couldn't afford anything else. Basically fast fashion for suits.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hard to do that when your head is twisted around and you're forced to walk backwards by Satan himself

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's literally having a TIA on stage here...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Megyn Kelly has always been a terrible person. What's disappointing - and a relatively recent phenomenon - is a company like Sirius XM continuing to platform someome after a single comment like this, let alone a career of them.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Tracy looks like a guy whose only hope at gainful employment is being typecast as a child molester.

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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Released on this day in 1992… share your favorite song in the comments.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guys, I'm getting really frustrated lately with judges who can't (or won't) read the law.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Penix Jr has been under center on 40% of dropbacks, and gone 6/8 for 102 yds and a TD. Quite a difference from 2025!

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh man - they played The Tractor too?? Wish I'd known about it. I haven't seen them live since NYE 2007 in Richmond...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They both used to be signed, but I liked them too much not to wear them...

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