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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 5h

Unremarkable man declines to make substantive remarks.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 16h

How did we call it a "pregame" or a "prefunk" instead of "pretox?"

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 21h

Watching these clips of Susan Collins getting absolutely housed by Troy Jackson has at least made me feel less like I'm taking crazy pills everyday.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 22h

Watching the tech industry tear down society only to reinvent all the shit we already have and then congratulate the shit out of themselves for thinking of it is just absolutely infuriating.

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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The obvious solution is to put RFK Jr. on a plane to Irkutsk and let him *do his own research.*

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or mostly because babysitters cost $25/hour and won't typically agree to sit for less than 4 hours, so even a "cheap" night of bowling and a couple beers will run you $150.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

These are the suits we bought for interviews in law school because we literally couldn't afford anything else. Basically fast fashion for suits.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's literally having a TIA on stage here...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Megyn Kelly has always been a terrible person. What's disappointing - and a relatively recent phenomenon - is a company like Sirius XM continuing to platform someome after a single comment like this, let alone a career of them.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Tracy looks like a guy whose only hope at gainful employment is being typecast as a child molester.

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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Released on this day in 1992… share your favorite song in the comments.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guys, I'm getting really frustrated lately with judges who can't (or won't) read the law.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Penix Jr has been under center on 40% of dropbacks, and gone 6/8 for 102 yds and a TD. Quite a difference from 2025!

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Madeline Sophia Luther 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇳🇴 @vinminen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

A game of hangman where the player has lost, the hanged man is upside down, and the word appears to have been "fascism."

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dear Siri… Who’s more dangerous?Undocumented immigrants or frat boys?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump's speeches are best described as "attempts at observational comedy while on copious amounts of acid."

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Iran is the combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut of international criminal activity

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's like I think that if I can just scroll enough, he'll finally expire.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will hand it to the guy, doing his makeup to look like a zombie because it's October 1 was a nice touch.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

PSA: please be specific when you post things like "fuuuuuuck" without context. It's probably sportsball related, but it could also be democracy falling apart.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hegseth channeling Dan Quayle here...

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I am the house.” @pkrugman.bsky.social substack.com/@paulkrugman...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have heard rumors that Mike Johnson is closeted, hence his rise from relative obscurity to the Speakership: he's easily controlled.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This might be the worst Huskies team we've seen since Jimmy Lake

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Minnesota's coach looks like Mark Strong playing The Joker

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That was a vicious hit on Dante Moore... yikes. Hope he's OK.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seventy-five percent of people with gym memberships do not exist. They are fraudsters.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Whey protein (which I've been putting in my morning smoithies for a good dozen years) have more than doubled in the last six months because all these people on GLP-1s are guzzling protein to try to keep from losing muscle mass. I hate this timeline.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why is the University of Mississippi the only school whose nickname is listed on scoreboards?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm starting to really like this guy.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2013: $380,000 Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2026: $14,600,000 He cashed in and sold out Michiganders.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Well, you see, my strongest attribute is my classic physical attractiveness. By attacking my face as being 'very punchable,' he took my greatest strength and made an attack that goes right at it."

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone explain to me like I'm five why there hasn't been a deluge of trespass claims against data center operators...?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone know where to find a good shot of the only sunrise of the year yesterday from the South Pole?

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No YOU had to Heimlich the cat tonight

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Glacier Peak is the George Harrison of Washington volcanoes.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Man wants credit for partially extinguishing fire he started.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me (dressed like a chicken on National Batman Day): "Sorry, I must have misread the email"

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In non-political AND non-sports news, a very close friend co-created, co-writes, and will co-EP this new show with Javier Bardem coming soon to HBO... so please watch! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

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Javier Bardem to Star in Drama Series ‘The Spread’ at HBO From Bill Dubuque, Sean Sansiveri

HBO has given out a straight-to-series order for the drama "The Spread" with Javier Bardem attached to star and executive produce

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

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