Realio @realio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.sounderatheart.com/2026/10/seat...static.klipy.comOld School StreakingALT: Old School Streaking 110
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wins! www.sounderatheart.com/2026/10/real...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: 150 shades of autumn inevitabilityResurgent Rusnák rips through Minnesota United as Sounders bank three. 120
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Boop beep www.sounderatheart.com/2026/09/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Trading pennies for dollarsPaul Arriola makes two deposits as Sounders look to start new and different streak. 000
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mo draws Mo problems www.sounderatheart.com/2026/09/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Dancing on quicksandWinless streak continues, as does recession of playoff hopes. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026kissing three sisters? www.sounderatheart.com/2026/09/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: The rule of threes (and none of them points)Sounders continue to draw it out. 000
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not a loss!! www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Not a loss!Sounders find their way to a gritty road point. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 22/08/20268. Ffs. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Eight is enoughSounders continue their structural collapse. 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So many failures www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Seven nautical miles below sea levelThe pressure is over 1,000 times greater than at the surface. 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026wouldnt getting hot and making a run just remove any impetus to rebuild.... 🤮 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Youts www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: The field tripThe kids are on board. 050
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 08/08/2026its getting rough. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Inevitable, inexcusable, and entirely unfunSounders continue to play uninspired ball, but this time, at altitude! 050
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Its just poetry...mannn www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: We’ve reached that pointWhen it’s this dire, only poetry can lift our spirits. 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Woof www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: The Apathy IndexLook over your reading glasses at ... whatever this was. 030
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 25/07/2026www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/seat... This happenedsounderatheart.comSeattle Sounders at Austin FC: community player ratings formRate your Sounders on another loss. 000
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comDwight Schrute's Iconic Yes Sir, Yes Boss SaluteALT: Dwight Schrute's Iconic Yes Sir, Yes Boss Salute 000
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comPepperidge Farm Remembers MemeALT: Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme 110
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Do not recommend. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Sports MalpracticeCascadia capitulation. 290
Reposted by RealioSon of Mecha Mummy @sonofmechamummy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the fact that the Sounders stopped playing for seven weeks and absolutely none of the injured players were able to recover and also the one player who was called up to the World Cup got injured without ever playing a minute is so unbelievably cursed 0162
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ready for MLS? www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/real...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Análisis en la pausa de Copa MundialLet’s review and reset before MLS play returns. 040
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 17/06/2026and Kane had 2g today. Stars showing up. Not pictured: Bumaldo 😂 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Pre cup reading: www.sounderatheart.com/2026/06/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: The self-inflicted ceilingThe tactical plan worked until it didn’t. 100
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Happy Friday www.sounderatheart.com/2026/05/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Vibes revokedEnigmatic Sounders fall flat at home. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Lunchtime?? www.sounderatheart.com/2026/05/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Fast foodSounders left hungry after failed dine-n-dash. 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Eat up!! www.sounderatheart.com/2026/04/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Home CookingAlbert serves it up, Cristian eats in 4-1 feast. 040
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Pregamepregame www.sounderatheart.com/2026/04/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Three results, one feelingAlbert Rusnák almost plays hero in a match of almosts. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Rain or shine it's a ratings post: www.sounderatheart.com/2026/04/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Running on FumesTime to fuel up for the home leg. 071
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 08/04/2026pregame by reliving the last one www.sounderatheart.com/2026/04/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Right as rainAndrew Thomas sparkles, Paulie Primetime shines when it matters most. 010
Reposted by RealioSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 31/03/2026Because no one actually asked but we figured “why not?” we also revamped our Form Guide and schedule pages. www.sounderatheart.com/unified-sche... www.sounderatheart.com/form-guide/ 0141
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 29/03/2026meh www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Mired in MinneapolisA match in which the attack was crying out for alternate modes of transportation. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Moarrrrr Realio’s Ratings: Spokane splendor share.google/ryypdPflbT5E...share.googleRealio’s Ratings: Spokane splendorA trio of substitutes shift momentum as Sounders win both legs outright. 010
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and the words `` not impressed '' are behind him .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and the words `` not impressed '' are behind him . 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a tie looks seriousALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie looks serious 111
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Not getting beat in behind 4 times and potentially having a red card dogso foul were the big detractors. Rusnak was less than mls starter imo, hence the 5. Giving him a 4 would be defiance level. I didn't think he was that bad, and while he struggled some, I thought he was ok. 111
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Just in time for another match! www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/real...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Stalwart in San JoseAnother clean sheet for Andrew Thomas and the Sounder defense. 130
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Better Paul than never www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Oops, all Pauls!Stellar performance against Cascadia rivals means Sounders have nothing to a-Paul-ogize for. 031
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Hey it's a win. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Scrappy in St. LouisIn a league where road wins are hard to come by, Sounders find a way. 140
Reposted by RealioSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 07/03/2026The ratings weren’t good, for the most part, but @realio.bsky.social found some “glimmers of hope.” www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Unsettled in SandySounders continue to not win when in Utah. 061
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Some light evening ratings www.sounderatheart.com/2026/03/seat...sounderatheart.comRealio’s Ratings: Unsettled in SandySounders continue to not win when in Utah. 020
Realio @realio.bsky.social · 28/02/2026if you get to oly the Well 80 na ipa is supposedly pretty coherent - they have an na stout too 010
