ALT: Old School Streaking

Resurgent Rusnák rips through Minnesota United as Sounders bank three.

Paul Arriola makes two deposits as Sounders look to start new and different streak.

Winless streak continues, as does recession of playoff hopes.

Sounders continue to draw it out.

Sounders find their way to a gritty road point.

Sounders continue their structural collapse.

The pressure is over 1,000 times greater than at the surface.

The kids are on board.

Sounders continue to play uninspired ball, but this time, at altitude!

When it’s this dire, only poetry can lift our spirits.

Look over your reading glasses at ... whatever this was.

Rate your Sounders on another loss.

Cascadia capitulation.

Let’s review and reset before MLS play returns.

The tactical plan worked until it didn’t.

Enigmatic Sounders fall flat at home.

Sounders left hungry after failed dine-n-dash.

Albert serves it up, Cristian eats in 4-1 feast.

Albert Rusnák almost plays hero in a match of almosts.

Time to fuel up for the home leg.

Andrew Thomas sparkles, Paulie Primetime shines when it matters most.

A match in which the attack was crying out for alternate modes of transportation.

A trio of substitutes shift momentum as Sounders win both legs outright.

Another clean sheet for Andrew Thomas and the Sounder defense.

Stellar performance against Cascadia rivals means Sounders have nothing to a-Paul-ogize for.

In a league where road wins are hard to come by, Sounders find a way.

Sounders continue to not win when in Utah.

Sounders continue to not win when in Utah.

Seattle’s super-sub proves difference maker in extended opener.

The seasons within the season.

Two leaders, two legends.

ALT: a mascot is standing on a football field and pointing at something .

The future is the present.

From the fringes to the focus.