iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Finally learned just how much money I’ll be making in grad school and well it looks like the onlyfans will indeed be more active

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I never get what I want with these, what do you mean I’m an obedient hypno butler or whatever

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

And they’re so fucking sensitive now it’s crazy I hope it doesn’t go away when they heal

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I’m committing myself to commenting on ppls posts this year I’m connecting, I’m communicating I’m feeling good I’m feeling sexy everyone wants to know my thoughts and feelings and all of my little quips and jokes are funny and make people laugh and most importantly everyone wants me

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

First pic in 2025, drunk as hell, tits out, very happy about it!

Me, drunk, grinning, tie still around the collar of a completely unbuttoned shirt with a little cleavage/underboob moment

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Last chest day of 2025 but no one had offered to hold them yet, curious (this is a targeted post I’m talking to YOU 🫵)

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Rolling your back out with a softballl has to be one of the best feeling considering about 1/3 of my back is all knots

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Marvel rivals is becoming an inevitable truth for me (who wants to play with me I’m gonna be bad at first 🥺 👉👈)

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Bobolink HAS to be the best name for an animal ever

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I hope the guy who has to replace that CEO is fucking terrified

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Bull Barrett 💪🏻🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @bullybarrett.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

No man is too big to be a good boy

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I’ve been aware of millipedes since conception

Image of a millipede surrounded by love :)

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I’m having a lot of trouble driving thru farmlands bc it keeps triggering precognitive visions of my life reincarnated as a horse

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I did my one horny post of the day now I get to do as many fun silly ones as I want! Yayyyyy!!!!! Yippee!!!

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I am going to get high and I am going to watch hundreds of beavers

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy

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Gila @gilagilagila.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Lot lizards swarmed me last night but scurried away as soon as they saw my tongue had been ravaged by an everlasting gobstopper.

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

@ my third thanksgiving tonight this is the most thankful year of my life

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

“4 pics from your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies” I’ll do you one better, my collage

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/08/2023

Hit a pikachu with my car and it fucked it up bad

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Smoke half a joint before you go to the gym, surely nothing bad will happen if you smoke half a joint before you go to the gym

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I think my goal for this app instead of simply amassing attention to strike that dopamine receptor in my brain is to talk to ppl and maybe even actually make friends (and also to jack off, but that’s besides the point)

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Bringin over this classic from twitter

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Alex Hornyhour @realhornyhour.bsky.social · 22/11/2024