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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12h

14 Oct 2026

Heathcliff rides on top of a pink drone, riding it like a skateboard as it hovers in the air. He's flying outside the Wigs store, with Iggy piloting the drone with a remote control while an employee- wearing an obvious toupee- smiles. Both the drone and Heathcliff's pink helmet are printed with the word "WIG". A crowd of bald men cheers at Heathcliff and the drone, and the employe says "Middle-aged men love the wig drone."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

13 Oct 2026

Heathcliff sits, stanced and ready to pounce, outside of a mouse hole in the Nutmeg household as Iggy and a friend watch. All three are wearing hard hats, and a placable road sign next to Heathcliff reads "CAT AT WORK". Iggy says "This is a hard hat area."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

12 Oct 2026

Heathcliff rides on top of a pink drone, riding it like a skateboard as it hovers in the air. He's flying outside the Meat store, with one employee piloting the drone with a remote control and another smiling. A crowd of children cheers at Heathcliff and the drone, and the meat store employee who isn't piloting says "Children love the meat drone."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

11 Oct 2026

Heathcliff and Jimmy the frog watch a bat fly around on a moonlight night. With a "poof", the bat turns into a friendly vampire, who poses and laughs. Jimmy prepares himself, and, with another "poof", he turns into a fly and flies away. The vampire says "Not bad" as Heathcliff smiles.

The Kitty Korner reads "Karen Carluccio of Stanhope, NJ, says her cat Oliver loves hanging out in shopping bags, putting his head through the handle and running around!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

10 Oct 2026

Heathcliff and Jimmy the Frog walk down the street. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "Ham", and Jimmy is wearing a helmet that reads "Flies". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "To each his own."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

09 Oct 2026

Oh boy. Alright. So Heathcliff is walking past a coffee shop holding a coffee in his hand with a contented grin. Three small pumpkins with wings, decorated to look like Heathcliff's face, float above his head, with the same contented grin. A customer stands at the counter of the coffee shop with a barista as they both watch Heathcliff go by, and the customer says "I'd like the pumpkin spice cherubs."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

08 Oct 2026

Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a courtroom, being questioned a lawyer while a judge watches on. Heathcliff's holding a ventriloquist dummy that looks exactly like the opposing counsel. The lawyer and judge both look at Heathcliff angrily, and the judge, banging his gavel, says "Objection sustained."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

07 Oct 2026

Heathcliff walks out of an obedience school with a big 'F' sticker stuck to his helmet, as the obedience school teacher looks on angrily. Iggy and a friend watch Heathcliff walk out, and Iggy says "That's about right for a cat."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

06 Oct 2026

Heathcliff stalks the bushes outside a birdbath where two birds are bathing. He's wearing an apron that says "GREG". One of the birds says "Watch yourself, Greg."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

05 Oct 2026

Heathcliff sits in a room marked "Yogurt" in a small building close to a Milkland Dairies factory. He's sitting on a yoga mat, leading a group of cows in a yoga stretch. Two farmers look on, and one says "This is where the yogurt is made."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

04 Oct 2026

Heathcliff walks out of the gum store and chews some orange gum. He inflates the gum into a large balloon that looks just like a jack o'lantern and starts floating into the air. A crowd gathers in line outside the gum store, and its proprietor says "Pumpkin spice gum is back" as Heathcliff floats away.

The Kitty Korner reads "Rob Hughes of Philadelphia, PA, says his cat 'Chip' is getting on in years and can no longer hear. When Rob comes home, Chip gets startled!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

03 Oct 2026

Grandma Nutmeg pets Heathcliff, who's sitting on her lap. Heathcliff is holding up a megaphone, and his amplified purrs ring loudly through the room. Grandpa Nutmeg and Iggy watch, and Iggy says "No one pets him like Grandma."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

02 Oct 2026

Heathcliff stands outside the door of the dog pound, proudly looking over a bunch of jack-o'-lanterns carved to look like pugs. Two dog catchers walk up, and one happily says "Pug-o'-lanterns."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

01 Oct 2026

Heathcliff sits next to a group of mice taking a bubble bath in the Nutmeg family bathtub, holding a brush. An angry Grandpa Nutmeg says "Just catch them."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

30 Sep 2026

Heathcliff dramatically covers his eyes, looking at an overturned empty garbage can on the sidewalk, as his girlfriend Sonja looks on. Two owls watch from a nearby tree, and one says "An empty can makes him cry."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

29 Sep 2026

Heathcliff approaches the meat store in a brown blimp that says BEEF CIDER in big yellow letters along its side. Two employees watch him, and one says "I love this time of year."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

28 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, wearing a Greek military helmet and holding a spear, rolls up to the Elite Fish Market in a huge model of a fish on wheels, popping out from a small door on its back. Two employees watch him approach, and one says "The Trojan Tuna is back."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

27 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, dressed in a farmer's hat and overalls, digs a hole in the ground and places a hot dog inside. He covers the hot dog in dirt waters it, and suddenly a huge plant sprouts out of the ground, growing hot dogs from its branches. Iggy and a shocked friend watch on, and Iggy says "He's got a green thumb".

The Kitty Korner reads "Adam Singleton of Abilene, TX, says his cat 'Arya' watches him come home from the front window, then bolts to a back bedroom, only to stroll out nonchalantly!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

26 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits on top of a stack of six overturned garbage cans, reaching high into the night sky, deep in thought. Two sanitation workers see him contemplating, and one of them says "I do my best thinking around garbage."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

25 Sep 2026

Heathcliff rides around his living room in his ham car, driving in zig zags on the carpet. Grandma Nutmeg is entertaining a friend, and she says "The 'zoomies* are different around here."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

24 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks by a pet bird in the Nutmeg house, sitting in a birdcage. The bird swears loudly. Iggy and a friend are playing video games in a nearby room, and the friend says "I always learn new words here."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

23 Sep 2026

Heathcliff, who has put on his robe and wizard hat, stands in the Nutmeg family backyard, levitating a rake with his magic wand and making it take up a pile of leaves. Grandpa Nutmeg, impressed, talks to his neighbor raking the old-fashioned way, and says "I usually frown on his wizardry."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

22 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks up to a vet with a huge flea, twice the size of him. The vet and his assistant watch out their window, and the assistant says "That's your two o''lock. Big flea problem."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

21 Sep 2026

Heathcliff rides in his ham car, souped up with huge monster truck tires. He's wearing a helmet that says "HAM", naturally. He drives past the Meat Store as two employees watch him, and one of them says "Monster ham."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

20 Sep 2026

Several pugs walk down a hallway. Heathcliff holds out a giant piece of paper, and the pugs all get attached to it. A dog pound employee steps out, showing the product to his boss, and says "It's like flypaper". Heathcliff and the employee walk out of the dog pound with the pugs, and the employee says "He didn't go for the pug paper."

The Kitty Korner reads "Francine Maloczewski of Clinton Township, MI, says her cat 'Minmo' likes to take her spot in bed and even tries to push her out!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

19 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street wearing a helmet that reads "BRO". A man and his son watch him from their window, both wearing helmets- the man's helmet reads "DAD", and the boy's helmet is blank. The man says "Write your own helmet, son."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

18 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "HELMET". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Sometimes a helmet is just a helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

17 Sep 2026

Heathcliff strands on top of a large drone outside the meat store as two employees and a customer look on. Heathcliff's wearing a helmet that says "Meat". One of the employees pilots the drone with a remote control, while the other says "The Meat Drone is in the experimental phase."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

16 Sep 2026

Heathcliff is walking down the sidewalk with his girlfriend Sonja. He's wearing a pink helmet that says "IT'S COMPLICATED", and Sonja is looking up at the helmet angrily. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "She hates that helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

15 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down a boardwalk over a beach, smiling while wearing sunglasses and a yellow helmet that reads "SUN". The sun shines in the air behind him, wearing similar sunglasses and the same big smile. Two sailors watch from a boat on the ocean nearby, and one of them says "He's right with the sun."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

14 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

13 Sep 2026

A sleeping Heathcliff is woken up by an alarm clock. Dazed, he turns into a giant Hulk cat, a seven-foot green muscular Heathcliff. Hulkcliff smashes the alarm clock and angrily walks out of the house. Iggy, watching him go, says "He's not a morning cat."

The Kitty Korner reads "Dee Joyce of San Diego, CA, says her cat 'Pancho' hums a tune when he sees birds outside the window!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

12 Sep 2026

Heathcliff stands on top of a scale, which says "Hoo doggy" as he looks down angrily. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy look on, and Iggy says "He doesn't like the talking scale."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

11 Sep 2026

A food truck with a sign that reads "TABLE SCRAPS" sits on the street with a large line of cats and dogs waiting to be served. A taco truck nearby only has one patron, and the employee inside says "There are many pets in this area."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

10 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks up to the dog pound, where several dogs are behind bars, blowing a gum bubble that has a tiny chihuahua trapped inside. A pound employee angrily says "No gum."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

09 Sep 2026

Heathcliff paints a coat of a clear liquid onto his ham car, which glistens in the sunlight. Grandpa Nutmeg and a neighbor watch, and Grandpa says "He's glazing the ham car."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

08 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

07 Sep 2026

Heathcliff stands proudly outside the meat store wearing a scouting hat and ascot, standing by two similarly dressed smaller cats. They're watching a third young cat in a scout uniform cheerily walk an older woman out of the meat store to her car. An employee of the meat store, looking out at the scene, tells a customer "Those are the Meat Scouts."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

06 Sep 2026

Heathcliff leaves the Gum Store with a comically large piece of gum, which he chews and inflates into a larger and larger bubble. The gum balloon lifts him into the air and he flies away into the city on the now hot air balloon sized gum bubble. Iggy and an employee from the gum store watch him go, and the employee says "That's the long-range gum."

The Kitty Korner reads "Jonathan Ripley of Dallas, TX, says his cat 'Harry' loves to look you dead in the eye when he's knocking anything off the counter, then sprints away!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

05 Sep 2026

Heathcliff and a lawyer walk out of a courthouse solemnly. Heathcliff is wearing a barrister's wig. The lawyer says "The wig didn't work."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

04 Sep 2026

Heathcliff sits at the witness stand in a courtroom, with a judge and lawyer present. He's glaring at the sketch artist, who's a mouse- and the mouse has sketched the scene, depicting Heathcliff and the two people as giant pieces of Swiss cheese. The lawyer says "He doesn't care for the courtroom sketch artist."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

03 Sep 2026

Heathcliff pounces down on two birds from ridiculously high in the air. One of the birds says "That bothers me."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

02 Sep 2026

Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

01 Sep 2026

Heathcliff walks down the street waving a white flag that reads "MEH" in large red letters. A man on a bench looks at the flag and says "I need one of those."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

31 Aug 2026

Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a court, with a fish inside a fish bowl on his head. The fish says "Bro", as a lawyer looks at the two, upset, and the judge raises his gavel. The judge says "Objection sustained."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

30 Aug 2026

A long procession walks down the beach in a line- the Summer Mummy, the Garbage Ape, three Heathcliff-sized devils, a robot, an alien, Heathcliff's fairy godmother, a small ham with arms and legs wearing a gnome hat, the Meat Cowboy, Heathcliff's convict father Pops, a cat genie, the Blob (wearing a gold chain), three Heathcliff cherubs, and the Hype Slug. They all get to the end of the beach, where Heathcliff is standing, a Bro fish in a fishbowl on top of his head. Above him, the sun smiles down, and behind him, Jimmy the frog DJs. Two seagulls fly in, and one says "He throws the sickest beach parties."

The Kitty Korner reads "Daniel Morris of Peoria Heights, IL, says his cat 'Wybie' loves the color pink. She will ignore all other colored cat toys and only play with pink ones!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

29 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, Iggy, and a friend of Iggy's look around the corner to see four mice lounging around, all of them wearing lifelike Heathcliff masks.

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

28 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, wearing scuba gear, plays guitar under the ocean to a humpback whale, who seems to be enjoying the tunes. Two sailors observe from a boat, and one of them says "Humpback jam."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

27 Aug 2026

Heathcliff, Grandma Nutmeg, and a friend of hers all look at a cuckoo clock in the Nutmeg household. Instead of a bird, a small clown comes out of the cuckoo clock on a spring and says "Coo-coo". Grandma Nutmeg says "He won't attack the clown."