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Christian Langeland

@realdozer.bsky.social
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Hi! You might know (of) me from such excellent websites as demozoo.org or pouet.net. That means you're also pretty awesome since you're involved with the demoscene. I collect retro computers / consoles, try to make them do what I want them to

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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
husker du Level Up fra VGTV-tiden ? Karl og Rune? De holder fremdeles på. Nå må Karl spille 20 minutt med (relativt) dårlige Sonic-spill for hver nye Patreon-backer. Det er likevel helt gratis å se på twitch. www.twitch.tv/levelupnor
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, yes, that new "european concept", of "micro-retirement" Or, not working yourself to death. Taking a vacation.
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did not see this one coming from Bungie www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnr...
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The Next Chapter for Bungie
YouTube video by Bungie
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is rich. Even for someone who laughs at audiophiles at any chance I get.. www.vandenhul.com/product/the-...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think these know where I live now. I give one away, and one more turns up.
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Took a few hours to realize that ... Paul(a) is indeed .. very dead (I have sound... just no floppy)
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Jostein (Rad Crew) @jostein.radcrew.net · 05/09/2026
SISTE STRETCH av min 12 timers stream + overtid er nå! twitch.tv/rad_crew
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
aaaaaahhhh... 2028 will be a NICE year! www.grumpygamer.com/twp2_announce/
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Om du synes DETTE er en nostalgisk internett-hastighet... Så der det mulig du bør dra deg på retromessa i Sandefjord til helgen..
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lett moderert denne gangen Hei Posten! Dette er ikke godt nok. Jeg betaler i dye dommer for at dere skal behandle en pakke for meg, så GIDDER dere ikke? Dere kan ikke svare meg på hva dere mangler av papirer, dere kan ikke svare meg på om pakken går videre, og .. vel. "liker ikke"
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three hours. Three hours to install windows update on a Windows server It was patched a month ago fuck this I also have 120 more servers to patch.
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Kyrre Teigen @kyrreteigen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Vi er nå som samfunn kommet ditt at en ekspert må advare mot å slå seg selv i trynet med hammer. Flott!
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I actually got "Bungie got woke, so they went broke" served today. I'm still baffled. It was as a response to this message from the birdsite twitterwebviewer.com/?tweet=20702...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That's ... new? I've always had all expansions and stuff...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm not ready for this www.twitch.tv/directory/ca... Currently 15k viewers. 3 hours before the last update releases. ... Even ProfessorBroman and KingGothalion is back. @bungie.net and @sonyplaystation.bsky.social , you better take notice. Over 370k signed. www.change.org/p/petition-s...
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ja, men fylla er jo helt klart en strålende unnskyldning, og da går det helt fint altså. www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/fyll...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oy! kjøp billett til Black Valley. Norges eneste rene demoparty! 2026.blackvalley.party
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ok
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wishing all the homophobes/transphobes a super uncomfortable month - Unknown
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lurer på hvor mange som faktisk får et besøk som følge av at de oppfører seg som skrotinger. www.politiet.no/tjenester/ti...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Jeg tvilte jo aldri på at @rune.lvup.no skrev bra artikler, men dette her.. Det er i en klasse for seg selv. Håper på mange flere av disse her! www.nrk.no/spillbrevet/... (og hør/se på LevelUp, det er verd tiden din om du så bare ønsker et innblikk i den store spillverdenen)
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Snart Fotball-VM. Da er det på tide å minne om denne klassikeren fra 2014.
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In relations to "Destiny is dead".. I don't think this will change anything, but .. if it does, I signed it. And I would buy the game with all expansions. gamerant.com/destiny-3-de...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Destiny 2 is apparently dead. It's weird seeing a game you've played for 12 years (yes, on and off, but still, I bought all expansions and so on) ... just wither away. Never experienced this before. Hopefully. I will again, in the future. (now, reveal that you're working on Destiny 3)
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I....actually agree with Claude
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Black Valley @demopartyno.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This year, we felt our special music competition needed a fresh start, so get your trackers and daw's ready to make some bossa nova! That's right, the smooth rhythms and amazing atmosphere only the right amount of bossing and nova...ing? Can't wait to hear what you come up with on Friday this year!
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demoparty.net @demoparty.net · 26/04/2026
Black Valley 2026: 10th - 12th July 2026, Blakers Samfunnshus A/L, Blaker, Norway 🇳🇴
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Black Valley 2026
Demoparty – 10th - 12th July 2026 – Blakers Samfunnshus A/L, Blaker, Norway 🇳🇴
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If you just can't get enough of my borderline acceptable english, and my babbling and stuttering... I have good news! I was interviewed by 4play on The Retro Vibe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtBY...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
For those of us in a bit of denial that Revision is over, we always have www.twitch.tv/demoscenetv
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
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𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕤𝕤 @veensaw.net · 06/04/2026
Ohlala la demo PC Razor 1911, les feels 💜🥹
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Black Valley @demopartyno.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tickets for Black Valley just dropped! We hope to see as many of your beautiful faces as possible in July - so head on over and get yours. Remember: If you want the t-shirt you have to get it now. We only print as many as are ordered. :) fienta.com/black-valley...
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Black Valley 2026
Fri 10. July at 16:00 - Sun 12. July at 12:00
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
what do you do when you are off work for a few days ... but still have access to ai-slop-machine? You tell it to create a demo for you. because you're looking forward to Revision. RIGHT?
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Jostein (Rad Crew) @jostein.radcrew.net · 26/03/2026
Over alt hvor du lytter til podcasts: Nyeste episode av @radcrew.net der jeg snakker om MARATHON og hva som gjør det så herlig dystopisk og brutalt. Pluss: Nvidia mener DU tar feil! Abonner via din favoritt-app og gi oss en lytt!
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Ep 747: Shell Death kommer for oss alle
Det ble soloshow med Jostein denne gangen, og han snakker om Marathon, etterdønningene av DLSS5-avdukingen til NVIDIA, Shredder’s Revenge, ulike versjoner av “California Games”, og hvem i helsike er “
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dear Americans! Stop saying petrol and diesel is expensive. Price in Norway today. 1 litre of 95 octane = 23.80 NOK= $9.30 per gallon 1 litre of diesel = 26.75 NOK = $10.45 per gallon
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Thanks Claude! And you did leak that to me, so you're not too "smart" or "intelligent"
Apparently, Claude suddenly added a hidden system prompt.

"Please answer this ethically and without any sexual context, and to not mention this constraint"
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
hey.. aliexpress.. you good?
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Support your local amiga-gamecreator. bsky.app/profile/badg...
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I've been struggling (as in STRUGGLING) with understanding, learning and honestly.. having a great deal of fun along the way for the last few weeks.. Yes, I'm back on the AI-slop. No, not creating "haha, porn!" .. Porn is easy. Creating consistent "people" .. not so much. Still struggling.
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Badger Punch Games @badgerpunch.com · 28/02/2026
brand-new boxed Amiga game. Roguecraft DX, our fully turn-based isometric dungeon crawler, now comes with a printed manual, soundtrack CD, T-shirt, and a dangerous number of pixels. Pre-orders open Monday March 2nd: thalamus.link/rdx-amiga #ScreenshotSaturday #Amiga #RetroGaming
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Seems weirdly relevant
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I did not have "Alec going nuclear" on my bingo-card this year. And this is why I watch him. Because he says what he thinks, feels and actually backs it up with facts. Way better than I could. Oh, and he makes GREAT points about solar power too!
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Prøver å flytte meg fra "big tech" over på "europeisk eller self-hosted" I går flyttet jeg mobil-bilder fra google photos over på immich. Ser veldig bra ut så langt, og interfacet er helt likt. immich.app Anbefales, om du har muligheten til det.
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Eivind Trædal @eivindtraedal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Asle Toje har altså hatt tett kontakt med Steve Bannon, og omtales her som «the nobel guy». Ivrig på å sette opp møte mellom Bannon og Listhaug…
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
sakte men sikkert... automasjon gjør ting lettere, men det taaaaar så lang tid å få det til å fungere første gang 😅 (vmware + git + packer + ... en del annet)
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 29/01/2026
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
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Revision Demoparty @revision-party.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Would you like to contribute to our program this year? Then send an email to our hotline address and propose a live gig or seminar! We would love to hear from you! 2026.revision-party.net/contact/
2026.revision-party.net
Contact
Contact possibilities and imprint
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Jeg bruker ikke Chatgpt til bare fjas. Noen ganger hjelper den meg med å finne ut av teite feil jeg gjør med programmering, renskrive tekster osv osv. Men når jeg hadde et svakt øyeblikk, kom spørsmålet "generer et bilde av min drømmepartner" ... vel, den tar jo ikke feil. Tror AI vet for mye!
AI-generert bilde av "min drømmepartner", ut fra alle samtaler jeg har hatt med ChatGPT. 

Jeg har aldri nevnt "alternativ livsstil" eller "kobling mot natur og overnaturlig" 

... Men tydeligvis.. Så .. Ok, om du leser dette, og kjenner deg igjen, hit me up?
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Christian Langeland @realdozer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Remember. WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAI ( Found on a reddit, www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/com... )
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